A/N: Yes I have better stuff to do and yes I've made no progress on my FFnet To Do List but.. I was unable to resist xD Don't read if you're easily offended.
Inspired by an...interesting conversation with Jewelieishness.
Disclaimer: Yawn we know I don't own MMPPP. (Or Nintendo)
Lucia, 43, wailed at Hanon.
"I was the most important Mermaid Princess! I was pretty and smart and I could sing well and I was nice and I had a WHOLE KINGDOM and I was gun be successful! But no I had to go to land and meet this bastard!"
Hanon shifted an eyebrow at her, completely aware of Lucia's situation.
"And 2 days after I met this bastard I married him. Now we have problem children!" Lucia cried, pointing crazily at her 20 year old daughters. One was sleeping on the couch; another was playing on her PSP; and the third, a college student, was blankly staring at the television screen and twitching violently.
"He doesn't loooove me anymore," Lucia continued, distraught. "He has like 37 hoes~!"
Lucia broke down.
"At least you don't have it as bad as Rina," Hanon soothed. "Her husband is twice her age and keeps looking at lolicon manga."
Lucia looked at her green haired friend with sympathy. "She had to marry a pedophile, huh."
"Yes she did."
Hmm. Why do all of my stories end up bashing pedopedo Masahiro? xDD
R&R~