notes: for time benefits every characters name is abbreviated.
HMC= head master cross (vampire knight)
T= Tifa Lockheart (ff7)
A= Aerith Gainsborough (ff7)
Z= Zach Fair (ff7)
C= Cloud Strife (ff7)
V= Vincent Valentine (ff7)
K= Kadaj (ff7 advent children)
L= Loz (ff7 advent children)
Y= Yazoo (ff7 advent children)
Italicized= characters thoughts
*= side note
CHATTING WITH THE ST*RS
HMC- Hello this is your host Head Master Cross. Welcome to today's session of Chatting With The Stars! Today our guests are the stars from the hit Final Fantasy 7 series. Today we have Cloud, Zach, Tifa, Aerith, Vincent. We tried to get a appointment with Spirit , but his agents never called us back. And now lets welcome todays guests. (walks in Tifa, Aerith, Zach, Vincent. They sit down on a large sofa.)
Hmc- welcome, welcome! So glad you could come. Where's Cloud?
T- We'r so glad to be here, unfortunately Cloud is busy with something right now.
HMC- That's very disappointing, but its all right. So does anyone have anything to say before we start.
T- Yes, actually. I just want to say hi everyone.
Audience- Hi!
A- Yeah me too, Hi everybody!
Audience- Hi Aerith!
Z- (chuckles) you girls always try to be the most popular.
A & T- I am the most popular!
Z- just what I mean.
V- …(Aerith and Tifa turn to each other with aggravated expressions.)
A & T- I'm the most popular!
A- No you not! I am!
T- no way! Everyone loves me more, I'm the best.
Z- Ladies please. Lets not have any drama.
HMC- No, bring on the drama! What do you girls think about each other?
T- I think shes a dead old cow and I …. (there's a big boom as a hole is blasted through the studio wall, as Cloud crashes into the studio on his bike. It slides across the stage and falls off the other side. Clou gets up carrying a little black box. In after him comes Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz on their bikes as well. Their bike slide across the stage and fall off the edge,. Cloud jumps out of the way and runs over to the sofa and stands behind it. The three brothers pop up from the edge of the stage and jump up onto it.
K- Give us back mother! Now! ( he screams pointing a finger as at the little black box cloud has.)
HMC- Now, now boys. Calm down. (smiles) Why don't you have a seat. (Cloud sits down in the last spot on the sofa, forcing the brothers to squeeze onto a small loveseat.)
HMC- Now whats going on?
L- (starts crying, while ponting to Cloud) Hes got mother and wont give her back.
Y- Now, now brother lets not cry.
HMC- How does that make you feel loz?
L- It makes me feel like crying even more. (wipes away tears)
K- Aw! Come on loz quit being such a crybaby. (Loz starts bawling)
L- That's what everyone always tell me. "Don't cry Loz", 'your being such a crybaby." well im one crybaby whos sick of being treated like one. At least im not a Sephiroth maggot.
K- *I WAS A LARVA, A LARVA! NOT A MAGGOT!
Y- Same thing.
V- You're just a remnant. A misbegotten soul.
Y- I'll not have you talk to my brother like that.
L- You meanie.
K- Yeah. Get on you're knees and beg for forgiveness.
HMC- Now, now. There will be no one getting on their knees and begging.
* on advent children when everyones on Cids airship Vincent tells the others that kadaj is a larval form of Sephiroth. Haha! Funny aint it.
that's all for now but if I get enough reviews ill write some more and add to this one. Id appreciate suggestions for Cross's questions for this one and ideas for different sessions.