City Jungle, 3:rd September

They are rich! They are fabulous! They are mega-hot! And unfortunately all taken… by each other!

Kyouya Ootori and Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin have been living in an official gay relationship for the last two years. After graduating from Ouran High School the fashion twins immediately moved in with their one year older boyfriend and earlier Ouran mate, Kyouya Ootori. Rumours are that the three lovebirds started seeing each other at the twins' first year at high school. Kyouya and the Hitachiin brothers were all members of the famous "Host Club", a fancy club consisting of Ouran's most handsome boys, which entertained the high school girls. A probability is that love blossomed while being in this club together. City Jungle has met and interviewed another ex. Host Club member, Haruhi Fujijoka.

City Jungle's reporter: So Haruhi, you are a girl?

Haruhi Fujijoka: Yes.

C.J: Why were you hosting in Ouran High School Host Club? Were not all the other hosts boys?

H: Well, I had debts to pay to the Host Club, so I concealed my gender and pretended to be a boy to be able to gain money as a host and pay them back.

C.J: Poor girl. That must have been a hard time for you?

H: No, not really.

C.J: On to the real issue. When did you find out about Kyouya, Hikaru and Kaoru's relationship?

H: They told the entire Host Club about it during my second year at Ouran. But actually, I had suspected it for a long time. They became very close at the spring of my first year and Kyouya-sempai acted very odd and actually kissed Kaoru one time. And then there was the drama with Kaoru and the newspaper club president, and Kyouya-sempai separated from his family.

C.J: You mean the trial against the earlier club president Akira Komatsuzawa? He and Kaoru Hitachiin had some kind of disagreement, had not they? Can you tell us more about it?

H: Kaoru is my close friend and I do not stick my nose in his business. Neither should you.

C.J: Of course not. What do you think about them being together?

H: I am very happy for them. They are all close good friends and wonderful persons, although a bit annoying sometimes…

C.J: And what does the rest of the old Host Club think?

H: Honey and Mori were supportive from the very beginning. Tamaki was very surprised and a bit upset first, he is very fond of his "family" and does not like changes in it too much. But he soon came around.

C.J: Tamaki Suoh? One of the richest young men in all Japan! Is it true that him and yourself have been in an on- and off relationship for the last four years? Were not you living with him for a while? Are you together now or just friends?

H: Eh… Oh no! I am late for my mother's funeral, have to run!

We thank miss Fujijoka for her contribution in this article.

Whatever drama and hardships our favourite gay trio had to face at high school, they now live happy together in a top notch attic storey. Kyouya owns Dark Technology, a company which mainly creates mobile phones. The company is very successful and the so called "Dark phones" are sold all over the world. Hikaru, the older twin, also directs his own company. He is the creator and boss of Devil's Closet, a new clothes chain which clothes are as daring, eccentric and sexy as their creator. The younger Hitachiin, Kaoru, studies history at university. He is also a part time model for Americas largest clothes chain in Japan, Daiquiri. We had the opportunity to sit down and talk to the twins' mother, Yuzuha Hitachiin, one of our time's most popular and successful clothes designer.

C.J: First, it's a honour to meet you Mrs Hitachiin!

Yuzuha Hitachiin: Oh thank you sweetie! I am happy to be here.

C.J: We are writing an article about your son's madam, and I would like to ask some questions.

Y: Of course! I love to talk about my precious boys.

C.J: What do you think about your son's boyfriend, about Kyouya Ootori?

Y: He is quite an interesting young man. He is very intelligent, but can act very coldly sometimes. But, he really cares about my boys and that is what is most important for me! And he is very handsome…

C.J: He certainly is! And so are your sons, if you do not mind me saying.

Y: Yes, Hikaru and Kaoru are gorgeous. I am glad they got their looks from me and not from their father!

C.J: Eh yes… But, do not you find it a bit disturbing that your identical twin boys are intimate with each other?

Y: Why should I? Love is love, and our family has always been a bit eccentric. Why? Do you mind them being together?

C.J: Oh no no no! I think they are adorable!

Y: Good.

C.J: Yeah.. So madam, you must be proud of Hikaru! He is following in your footsteps as a designer!

Y: He certainly is, my angel. He has a great talent for fashion! I am so happy that he followed his destiny and became a designer. I wish Kaoru would stop fooling around at that ridiculous university and follow his older brother's example…

C.J: But Kaoru is working as a model, do you not approve of that?

Y: Yes he does, but only part time! My silly son is wasting his talent studying insignificant matters. Kaoru never had Hikaru's sense for fashion and beauty, but he is amazing in front of the camera! He would grow great if he only focused on his modelling career.

C.J: I can imagine… Thank you so much for your time Mrs Hitachiin!

Y: Thank you!

Our reporter tried to reach Kyouya's father for an interview, but he refused to answer at any questions about his son.

Kyouya, Hikaru and Kaoru are lucky. Their friends, the twin's family and millions all over Japan supports them. But the celebrities also awake disgust and hate in many people. We on City Jungle wish them good luck for the future and hope that their love is strong enough to survive our society's prejudices.