HEY PPLS!! It's Zaide! This is my first Naruto Fanfic. If you were too lazy to read the summary, this is a Sasorixoc story, one of those where the oc is from our violent, polluted, rotten side of the universe! Sorry, haven't taken my meds yet. Please, no flames on if I portrayed the characters incorrectly, It's a FANfiction, meaning I'm in control, I could make Itachi sing Twinkle twinkle little star and it wouldn't matter! N-E- way, ENJOY!!
Disclaimer: I have to meet with Masashi Kishimoto-San to discuss negotiations on the deed for naruto, but that isn't until next wednsday, I'll tell you what Happens in the next chapter.
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I ran all over the house, searching for my missing backpack. I called out to mother, who was currently cooking dinner for Dad.
"Mom, Where's my backpack?"
"It's by the stairs." She called back. I rushed to the staircase, finding my pack on the first step. I rushed to my room and stuffed my I-pod into my pocket, and then ran to the kitchen and grabbed a huge bag of Jalepeños.
"Is that all your going to eat? Honey, what is it with you and spicy foods."
"Sorry, Mom, in a rush. Bye."
"Bye. And take off those characters off your backpack, your getting obsessed." I looked over to my backpack and sure enough, it was covered in Naruto key chains.
"Yes, Mom." I rolled my eyes as I walked out the door, and into the streets of Sacramento, California. It didn't take me long to walk to my high school. I sighed. "Another day, another 6 and a half hours in the hellhole." I muttered as I walked to my first period, Geometry, oh joy.
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I walked out of the school, a failed history test at hand. "Damn, how am I gonna explain this one to Mom. She's gonna ground me from Naruto this week for sure."
"You failed too, huh Candy?" said a voice behind me. I turned around to see my best friend T.J., also holding a failed test. "I figured, since I get better grades than you anyway." He smirked and I elbowed him in the ribs.
"Hey T.J., yea, I failed, I don't know what I'm gonna do when my mom sees this. She gonna freak." I said as I reached into my pack for the Jalepeños. "Want one?"
"Sure." He said as he reached for a pepper, and snapping it between his teeth, his face instantly turning red and sweaty. "Ya know, I see you everyday with hot peppers, and you never seemed phased by the spiciness." He said. I shrugged as I ate my Jalepeño whole.
"How in the world do you do that?"
"Do what?" I asked, my mouth full.
"Eat a Jalepeño whole, and not scream for water."
"Don't know, I just don't find then spicy, Juicy yes, but not spicy." I said as I chewed on another jalepeño.
We walked all the way to my house, only finding the door to be unlocked. "That's funny, my parents never leave the door open, unless they never left." I opened the door. "Mom?? Dad??" I called, no answer. I walked into the house, taking off my shoes, and T.J. following me in, both of us a little cautious. "Mom, are you here?" That's when I heard a very sickening sound, the sound of cracking bones. I ran to the kitchen to find my parents, dead on the floor, their necks twisted completely around. "MOM!!! DAD!!!!" I screamed, my knees wobbled and I fell onto the floor, clutching my chest and crying. T.J. soon came rushing in
"Why are you screa- oh god." His eyes turned wide and he knelt down and held me. "Shh, Candy, we have to get out of here."
"Oh, I'm afraid you won't be going anywhere." a voice from behind said. We spun around to find what looked like a very good cosplay of Sasori from Naruto, the weird part is, he looked like the real thing. If my gut wasn't telling me that something extremely bad might happen to me and T.J., I would be screaming like a psycho fan girl right about now. "Hello, Moka, long time no see."
"M-m-m-moka?? M-my name's n-n-not Moka, It's C-c-candy." I corrected him.
"Is this some kind of joke? Danna, are you sure she's Moka-Chan??" A man with a hat on said, as he pulled it off and revealed to be Deidara. "Yes, I'm positive. Moka, give me your hand." Said Sasori as he reached for my hand. I was too shocked to process what was happening. Then I remembered that I was sitting next to my dead parents.
"NO!!!" I screamed as I pulled myself and T.J. up to our feet and ran past the impossibly real rogue ninjas.
"Told you she would run, Deidara, you owe me 100 ryo." Kakuzu said as he appeared beside Deidara.
"Damn, Moka when you get your mind back together, your gonna owe me." The blonde chick-dude muttered as he handed Kakuzu his ill-gotten cash.
"I'll go get her." Sasori said as he performed a hand sign and was gone in a puff of smoke.
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"We got to get out of here Candy, call the cops!" T.J. said as we ran through the small forest near my house.
"And tell them what? Ninjas from an Anime I watch murdered my parents and is now trying to kidnap us and calling me Moka??? Are you Insane???" I yelled as we got farther and farther.
"Well what choice do we have?!?!?"
"We could move to Canada, change our names, and run a Pancake house. It's perfect!!" I said sarcastically.
"Candy, be serious!" T.J. said as Sasori appeared in front of us all of a sudden, me running into him.
"OOF!" I gasped as I looked up. "S-s-s-Sasori. Please, don't hurt us!" I pleaded.
"Relax, I'm not gonna hurt you if you are who I think you are, show me your hand." He said. I hesitantly brought my hand up. The first thing he did was pull me up to my feet. The second was he gently brushed my palm with the tips of his fingers, and a mark appeared. It looked a lot like the seal Naruto had in this one Episode that I watched, but a tad bit different. "There it is, you are Moka. I've missed you." He said in surprise as he pulled me into a hug and kissed me, just like that. I shoved him off me, but inside, I was doing a happy dance.
"HEY! Am I missing something here??" 'YES!!! IT'S MY FANTASY COME TRUE!! THE REAL SASORI ACTUALLY KISSED ME!!! Though it's really weird.'
"You are Moka, you might not know it now, but your memories will come back, I promise you." He said as he caressed my cheek with his finger. I slapped it away.
"JUST WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!? FIRST YOU KILL MY PARENTS THEN YOU BLABBER BULLSHIT ABOUT ME BEING SOME MOKA PERSON, THEN YOU KISS ME!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?" I shouted, exhausted and frustrated. Sasori sighed.
"Now's not the time for talking, we have to get you back to our world before the portal closes, the other's are waiting for us at the entrance. Now come Moka."
"No! I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what the hell is going on." I said through my gritted teeth. T.J. then stood up and moved to face Sasori.
"We want to know. What. Is. Going. On?" He said in a harsh tone.
"This doesn't concern you." Sasori monotonously said as he hit T.J. in the back of the head, knocking him out.
"Leave him alone!" I yelled as I kneeled to T.J. and sat in a protective stance.
"Relax, love, I'll explain everything when we get back to the base." He said as he placed a hand on my shoulder. "I apologize, please forgive me."
"Why shou-" I was cut off when a sharp pain appeared in the back of my head, and I was enveloped in darkness.
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Me: Soooo?? What'd you think??
Sasori: I had to admit, that didn't make me running home with a nosebleed like it does with the stuff you read on here.
Me: thank you? *drags Deidara in here* SAY IT!!!
Deidara: Y??
Me: Cause if you don't, I just might have to Put dead insects in your shampoo, that's y
Deidara: REVIEW!!
Me: Or DEIDARA'S HAIR GET'S IT
Sasori: I'll go get her medication
Me: *eyes twitching rapidly*