Itachi: The Lumberjack Song.
In one of the many Akatsuki headquarters, Itachi and Kisame were discussing their next course of action in the capture of the Kyuubi. The lair was dark, all that could be seen were Itachi's blood red eyes, burning in the darkness.
"So, how do you want to do this, Itachi?" Kisame queried, looking at Itachi curiously.
"We'll wait until he's separated from his team mates. He'll be more vulnerable then. Ambushing him shouldn't be difficult, I'll subdue him with Tsukuyomi and…Oh blast it, I never wanted to do this, I didn't want to be a murderer. Traveling around from country to country, assassinating him and capturing her. I wanted to be… a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of the Land of Fire!" Itachi proclaimed.
"The great Sunagakure fighting tree! The whomping willow of Nami no Kuni! Blackwood trees to the west of The Valley of the End! Eclactia in Kirigakure! Ashburn's, Wattles, Banksia men, Sporky Pines, the Pink Lebinkka! With Shisui Uchiha by my side! We'd sing, sing, sing!" Jumping with excitement Itachi burst into song and dance. Suddenly the Akatsuki headquarters lit up.
Itachi: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day.
Mounties: He's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Itachi: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea.
All: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day.
Itachi: I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Mounties: Hecuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing?...And hangs around…in bars?
All: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day.
Itachi: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?… Suspenders and… A bra?
Itachi: I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa.
Kisame could only stand there and glare blankly at Itachi. He was frozen to the spot by the sheer obscurity of what he was seeing. That, and he was wondering where the Mounties came from...and the lights for that matter.
Well I hoped you liked it, 'twas my first go at writting a fanfic. I don't know why I chose that, but they do say Itachi looks like a girl, or is gay so I thought hey, that goes with him. Well that, and the song was stuck in my head. Review if you wish, I don't really care either way.
P.S. Sorry if there's any typos or spelling errors...I couldn't spell to save my life.