So here's my first, and main fanfic. And be warned, It's M for a reason. There will be a bit of rape in the first few bits, then some yaoi. Well it's yaoi in the same and then afterwards but that isn't necessarily important at the moment. There's OrochimaruxDeidara (Rape), OrochimaruxSasori, And SasorixDeidara( Later chapters)
Well my dear readers. Read and enjoy. And maybe leave a review or two.
"Deidara! Your such a pest! I can't believe you blew up anotherone of my puppets! Get your lazy excuse for art away from my puppets!" Sasori roared as he angrily threw bits and pieces of clay off his puppet. Deidara pouted. He certainly didn't enjoy being yelled at, and he definitelydidn't like Sasori insult his art. His work of beauty! Compared to Sasori's grotesque puppet show, or anyone else's art, his truly stood at number one. Deidara gave no consent to other people's opinions.
"Whatever, it deserved to be destroyed." Deidara mumbled and Sasori fumed.
"Get. Out. Now!" Sasori roared. Deidara muttered a cuss word under his breath at the stupid red head, but otherwise obeyed his Danna's orders.
"Sheesh. I wish someone would tear him up from the insides. And I'd watch him bleed to death in this god damn Land of Waves." Sasori grumbled and began to try and fix Deidara's destruction.
"Stupid Sasori. He thinks he knows everything. And that my art is simple child's play! He doesn't understand the meaning of true art! True art,true beauty, is an explosion!" Deidara said as he sat on a dock that stretched out in the ocean. He released a tiny bird that exploded in the sky."Damn this mist. I can't see a thing!" Deidara grumbled and stood up. He froze. There was another presence.
"I've been watching you and my Sasori-chan." Came an evil voice. A hideous laugh erupted from the figure that was now pressing his body to Deidara's. Deidara froze. Who was this person? Why was he so close? Had he been watching him this whole time? And what's with the chan at the end of Sasori Danna's name? All these questions fluttered in his head. Deidara then grunted and spun around,kicking the mysterious figure in the chest at the same time.
Deidara was an akatsuki member! One of the most feared organizations in the Shinobi world! This person might've been able to sneak up on him once,but not again. Deidara quickly cleared his mind,sucked in a deep breath, and began to fumble with his clay.
"Show yourself! Who are you? To scared to play with me,huh?" Deidara smirked. He could definitely take care of himself.
"Ah, ah, ah! Not so fast, my pet." The voice said again,only this time the figure was behind him once more. Deidara held back a shiver then released five tiny clay birds and ran. He smiled to himself when he heard the boom of the explosion.
"Hah! Never mess with an akatsuki member! And definitely not with me!" Deidara laugh then,all of a sudden, his face was on the ground and strong arms pinned him down.
"Wha-" Deidara tried to say before a lock of greasy,black hair fell on his forehead. Snake eyes snared into his as a long tongue licked the mans lips and the smirk was apparent to Deidara,even in this mist.
"Hello. Nice to meet you. My names Orochimaru. I don't beleive we've met before. But it's apparent you've been paired with Sasori of the red sand. My old partner in the akatsuki, and lover." The man said and Deidara's eyes grew wide. So this was Orochimaru. One of the legendary Sanin, and former member of the akatsuki. No wonder he was able to avoid his attacks and hold him down. "Now I'll only say this once, Sasori and me have a little love game going on. But don't worry. He's still my favorite toy..." Orochimaru grinned.
"What the hell are you tqalking about? Get off me!" Deidara screamed and kicked Orochimaru off of him.
"Don't be so angry with me. Sasori is quite the passionate lover. He quite enjoyed the many times I'd layed him down on the bed and just went at it." Orochimaru smiled. Diedara wanted to barf. Sasori was gay? Well, that explains a lot. Like his obsession with over sized barbies.
"Feh, I could care less. But you've made me all dirty. I don't care who you are, or what your abilities are. I'm gunna kick your ass." Deidara said and suddenly he was on the ground again.
"I'll say this once more. Stay away from my Sasori-chan." And with that he was gone.
Deidara slammed the hotel door open to see Sasori boredly flipping through a book. The red head turned up to glance boredly at the londe before returning to his book.
"Sasori, are you gay? With Orochimaru? And you're bottom? UKE?" Deidara said in utter shock. Sasori's head snapped up and his face was redder than his hair.
"Who in gods name told you that? I am not gay!" Sasori said sternly,his teeth clenching.
"Your boyfriend himself!" Deidara said, once again not appreciating how he was being talked to.
"He is not my boyfriend! It's been over for a long time! He loves someone else,okay!" Sasori said and glared at Deidara,who's mouth was a mile long. "Shut your mouth or flies will go in itk,brat."
"WHAT? Wait? WHAT?"Deidara yelled,not expecting this. This was the feared Sasori of the red sand. The one who kidnapped and murdered the Third Kazekage! The strongest man the sand's ever known! And here he was saying that he was gaywith Orochimaru?
"Why the hell do you think he left? He tried to have sex with Itachi,okay? You idiot!" Deidara wasn't sure if when Sasori said 'he left' if he meant Sasori himself,or the Akatsuki. It didn't seem like Sasori knew any better either.
"I...uh...Okay...Sure... I'll just...Sleep in the bathtub..." Deidara said. Wow,he felt like an idiot. But when he'd first started this conversation he expected Sasori to say 'Shut up brat' or 'You fool' and be done with it. Now he felt like The Young and the Restless.
"You do that..." Sasori said and Deidara grabbed a pillow and blanket and made his way for his deluxe sweet. It's like having your very own cloud. Oh joy.