Kakashi sighed, running a hand through his hair. No choice but to, huh…
Feeling resigned, he plucked the measuring cup off his counter before leaving his house and closing the door.
The only problem about living where he did was that the only people for a block or two in any direction were the Hyuuga. Sure, it had been a great deal, but some days it was a little awkward. Like that one time when Hanabi was playing hide-and-go-seek and hid in his apartment without him knowing. Or the time when one of the branch members had gotten kicked out of the complex for whatever reason and he was the only person for some distance who cared about the man's health and he had had to take the guy to the hospital and faced a lot of awkward questions.
In any case, he needed that sugar, and so he found himself at the front door of the very ominous mansion that was the Hyuuga complex, and with a sigh he knocked on the door.
He waited for a minute or two and was about to leave when the door swung open and he found himself looking at Hiashi Hyuuga, a very uncharacteristic grin on his face. Kakashi sweatdropped and asked. "Hey, I just wanted to ask if I could borrow some--"
Hiashi kissed him, smack on the mouth.
The only thought that went through his mind was If Naruto was here he'd think this was hilarious.
And then Hiashi pulled back and Kakashi just stood there, stunned. "You-" He failed and tried again. "What…" He trailed off again and simply stood there, mouth wide open in shock. Only his ninja training kept him from dropping the measuring cup, which was nice, because it was his only one, and plus it was glass and these sort of things were expensive.
There came a shout from behind the man in the doorway. "Hizashi-sama! There you are!" A young woman rushed up to the Hyuuga who was apparently alive after all this time for some reason. "You know you're not supposed to leave your closet!"
Hizashi (so what, he's the other twin? Weird.) turned, pouted, and moped off with the young woman clutching his arm and chattering incessantly. From the hallway came the real Hiashi Hyuuga, looking dour and serious as always. He stopped once he was facing Kakashi.
"What did he do." It was more of a statement than a question, really.
"He-" Kakashi cleared his throat. "He kissed me."
"Oh." The Hyuuga head grimaced, very slightly. "Sorry about that."
There was a moment of silence before Kakashi lifted his measuring cup and was about to say it when Hiashi spoke up. "Sugar, right?"
Still in shock, Kakashi nodded.
"Yeah. Sure. Be right back." Hiashi took the glass measuring cup with a little bow and pattered off to get it.
On his way back to his apartment, it was all Kakashi could do to not just give up and take a nice nap until everything made sense again.
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Hizashi x Kakashi, neighbor
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