A/N: Got this idea while passing a line of people waiting for Eclipse to start. (: Enjoy and follow the drills...
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Summary: Eclipse. Theater. movies. Team Edward/Jacob. Bashing. Jealousy. Corney lines. randomness. maybe OOC. alot of dialogue
Might be some SPOLIERS for the Twilight series if you haven't read it all.
Pairing: NaruHina (mostly about them), NejiTen, KibaIno, SasuSakuSui triangle, Karin
Screw Team Edward Cheer For Me
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"Uhh, guys? What's with the whole Team Edward Jacob thing?"
"Are you an idiot? Just shut up and don't talk to me!"
"Hey I was just try—OWW! What the heck Sakura-chan?"
Okay before we get into the details, we should probably start from the beginning.
It was a bright and sunny day. The sky was blue and there wasn't a cloud in sight. The breeze blew by and swept up leaves and trash as it passed by. It was a calm and quiet day; perfect to go watch a movie. Okay, maybe it wasn't calm and quiet. But the sky was blue. Anyways, the theaters were packed. It was full of teenaged girls full of hormones and their girlfriends. Of course annoyed boyfriends were dragged along too. But who could blame them. It was Eclipse! The lines to the ticket booth stretched all the way to the parking lot. People pushed and shoved to cut in line. Girls were bickering about how hot Edward or Jacob was. Arguments were made over who got in line first. It was pure chaos and this is where everything all started.
"I don't get why I have to watch this movie in the first place, Ino." Kiba sighed as he ran his fingers through his hair. Ino glared at her boyfriend and pouted, her eyes glistening with fake tears. Kiba hated it when she made that puppy dog face at him, he couldn't say no. And whenever she pouted, she would give him that You-better-listen-to-me-mister-or-I'll-castrate-you look. He shuddered just thinking about it.
"Okay, fine." In the background, Naruto snickered and was promptly smacked in the back of the head by Kiba himself.
"Geez Kiba, that hurts! But seriously man, you are SO whipped it's not even funny. I mean Neji's already whipped, not—OWW." Neji glared at Naruto. He was NOT in any way whipped. He refused to admit it. Besides, try pissing off Tenten while she's holding pointy sharp objects in her hands, and tell him how that feels.
"NEJI! Why'd you hit him?" Tenten exclaimed, while Hinata asked Naruto if he was okay, "He needs all his brain cells."
"HEY! I'll have you know—"
"Guys, let's get in line. And Naruto shut up." Ino interrupted. She rolled her eyes. Trust Naruto to say the wrong thing at the wrong time.
By the time they got into the line, they were near the parking lot. Naruto inwardly groaned. He didn't want to wait. Heck he didn't even want to go. It was only because of Hinata that he went. She had asked so nicely that he couldn't just say no. Besides, he didn't want to hurt her feelings. He knew she liked him, albeit having accidentally learned the fact awhile back. But he had to admit, she was pretty. And her eyes were just plain beautiful to him. But Hinata wasn't as hot as Ino, with her blonde locks and her seductive looks. Hinata wasn't anywhere as gorgeous as Karin with her killer bod. But Hinata wasn't ugly either. She held an air of angelic, alluring beauty. She was like a siren. She may not be beautiful, but her voice was charming and enchanting. It makes you flock to her. She wasn't the she's-so-hawt-I-wanna-bang-her type. No she was more the she's-so-delicate-and-kind-and-maybe-my-soul-mate-who-I-want-to-probably-spend-my-whole-life-with type. He could even go as far as to say he sorta-maybe-kinda-fell-in-love-with-her. All the little petty things she did for him, he appreciated. She wasn't vain and didn't flaunt her money around either. His ideal type of girl. He never told her he knew that she liked him, because he was afraid of the consequences. He wanted to tell her soon because he decided that he probably liked her back.
"N-Naruto-kun? Is something wrong?" Hinata asked concern. Naruto had spaced out for like 5 minutes. Sure he was cute when he was like that, but still she worried.
"Huh? Hinata-chan? Oh sorry, I was thinking of ramen." Naruto explained, slightly drooling at the mention of ramen. Hinata laughed, a smile on her face. She blushed as Naruto stared at her intently.
"You know Hinata-chan, you look really cute when you smile."
"I-I-I'm not..."
"No I'm serious, you are really cute." Naruto stated, while smiling, unaware that Hinata was close to fainting.
"Um thank you Naruto-kun"
"YOU LIAR!" Naruto and Hinata jumped at the voice and whirled around only to see Ino, fuming, at...was that Sakura-chan?
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled. Sakura turned towards the voice.
"Naruto, what are you doing here?" She asks confused, totally ignoring the fuming Ino.
"To watch a movie," Naruto says when he catches a glimpse of blue, "Teme! What are you doing here?"
Sasuke cursed at whoever hated him up there. He could not be caught here. He glared at Naruto and took off only to be promptly yanked back by a red blur.
"Sasuke-kun, where do you think you're going?" Karin asked in a sing-song voice. She glared at him.
"Hn." To Karin which meant, I am going to leave, now that I drove you here.
"No, you have to stay and watch. Sak-chan's here along with Sui-chan." Karin pouted, "Please Sasuke-kun."
Sasuke cursed. Why did Kaa-san have to adopt someone like her?
"Hn."
"Thanks Sasuke-kun." Karin winked at him and Sasuke inwardly shuddered.
"NO, Jacob is so much better."
"What are you talking about? It's obvious that Edward is hotter!"
"Pig! Shut up. You have no taste."
"Me? Forehead, look at you!"
"Nuh uh. I have taste. Just look at Taylor Lautner."
"Just cuz he plays Jacob!"
"Sorry hun, but I have to go with Sakura. Team Jacob all the way!" Tenten smiled sheepishly.
"Ten! You traitor!"
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Naruto watched as they bickered. He was confused. He looked at Hinata.
"Hey Hinata-chan?"
"Yes Naruto-kun?"
"What's Team Jacob?"
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"Sorry hun. But Jacob is better. He's not a jerk unlike Edward."
"But Bella loves Edward mo—"
"What's Team Jacob?"
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Naruto looked around. It had gotten quiet. Then all hell broke loose.
"You don't know what Team Jacob is?" Sakura exclaimed.
"No I don't?" Naruto nervously stated.
"Ha take that forehead." Ino laughed.
"But he doesn't know what Team Edward is either. Do you Naruto?" Tenten pointed out. Ino's face dropped.
"Uh not really?"
Karin turned around. It was quiet. Too quiet. She looked back at Sasuke and dragged him back to where Sakura was. Karin spotted Ino and Tenten bickering about Jacob and Edward. Pfft Edward was so much better. Now where was Sui-chan? He had BETTER not—
"Looking for me, gorgeous?" Suigetsu whispered in her ear. Karin smiled and turned around.
"There you are Sui-chan! I though you ran away." Karin glared at him through the lens of her glasses.
"Why would I do that? If it's for you, I'd gladly stay." Suigetsu winked at Karin. She playfully shoved him.
"Whatever, Sui-chan. Watch who you're flirting with. Sak-chan might misunderstand."
"Please, the way Sasu glares at me when I'm near her, I might not even get a chance. But I do love a challenge." Suigetsu glanced over at Sasuke, smirking. Sasuke glared and turned away. Damn childhood friends.
"Sasu, you're not scared that I'll take Sa-ku-ra away?" Suigetsu smiled, his teeth showing.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Sasuke replied.
"Playing dumb Sasu? So you won't mind if I hang around Sakura?"
"Hn." Don't you even dare think about it!
"Y—" Karin started.
"You don't know what Team Jacob is?"
"No I don't?"
"Ha take that forehead."
"But he doesn't know what Team Edward is either. Do you Naruto?"
"Uh not really?"
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Naruto gulped. He did not like the looks he was getting. He looked at Hinata for help. She smiled apologetically at him.
"OMAIGOD! Haha he doesn't know what it is! Feel sorry for you Naru-chan!"
Naruto turned his head towards the source and brightened up, "Karin! So did you con Sasuke into staying?"
"Of course I did. Who do you think I am?" Karin pushed her glasses up the bridge of her nose, her hands on her hips. Boys around her turned to look, only to be hit by their girlfriends.
"Anyways, wanna let me explain what Team Jacob means?"
"YES! Please! I don't wanna die."
"Okay, you know the plot of the movie right?" Naruto nodded, "Basically Team Jacob is the group that thinks Bella should get with Jacob, while the other group thinks the opposite. Plus both groups think that the other guy is better than the other."
"Oh. I get it now!" Naruto exclaimed as he turned back towards Sakura.
"But Sakura-chan if Edward ends up with Bella, why are you cheering for the losing side."
"See forehead! He has a point. Edward does end up with Bella!"
"Shut up Pig! Jacob never abandoned Bella! He was in love with her!"
"What are you talking about. So was Edward. He left cuz he didn't want to hurt her."
"Well he's a jerk then. I mean, Bella was so in love with him that she threw herself off a cliff. He didn't even tell her anything. Jacob had to save her." Tenten butted in.
"Yeah! But then he thought she died and he wanted to kill himself too!" Ino defended.
"So? Jacob was meant to be with Bella."
"What are you talking about? He imprinted on Renesmee in the end!" Karin interrupted. How dare Sakura say that! It's all about Edward.
"Yeah! But if Bella ended up with Jacob, Renesmee wouldn't have been born."
"Just shut up! You're just jealous that Edward belongs to Bella."
"Bella loved Jacob too you know. Besides, he's loyal, and kind, and caring. Screw Edward."
"Whatever. Edward is loyal too. And he's caring too. He really loves Bella and even Bella admitted she loved him more!"
"Why—"
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Naruto moved his head back and forth as he watched them argue. Hinata smiled to herself. It was so cute the way his hair would flop back and forth each time he moved. She giggled. She unconsciously moved closer to him as the wind blew his scent towards her. She could feel the warmth radiate from him. If she had one word to describe him it would be the sun. Everything revolved around him. The way he would even make the stoic of people smile. Sasuke had smiled on more than one occasion. He had even made Neji-nii-san smile. Ever since elementary school, Hinata had always had a crush on him. He saved her from the bullies and even boasted her self-esteem. You could say he was her role model. The way he never gave up and smiled at everything thrown at him. She used to be dependent on others and never had any reason not to be. But he had shown her that she could think her way and not live the way her father wanted her too. In a way, he was her savior, her guardian angel, her hope, her everything. Busy in her thoughts, Hinata did not notice that she had grabbed onto Naruto's orange sleeve. Instead she looked up and was startled to see blue-sky-blue-beautiful eyes. She stumbled back and her feet caught on a crack on the asphalt. Hinata closed her eyes and waited for the impact. It never came and she felt herself lifting up and into the oh-so-familiar scent of...Naruto-kun?
Hinata opened her eyes, "N-Naruto-kun?"
"Hinata-chan! You scared me! You okay?" Naruto looked at her concerned. His brows knitted with worry.
"I'm fine. Thank you for catching m-me." Hinata blushed, "Naruto-kun, you can let go of me now."
Naruto's eyes widened in realization, "Oops, haha sorry Hinata-chan. I got lost in your eyes."
"Uh—"
"Naruto! You sure got some skills for flirting. Look at her blush!" Suigetsu interrupted. Hinata hid her face behind her bangs. Naruto frowned. He wasn't flirting, that was the truth.
"What are you getting at Sushi? It's the truth. Her eyes are like pools of clouds that you can stare at forever and ever!"
"Don't call me that," Suigetsu growled, "It's not my name."
"Oh, I forgot, it's Sui-chan!" Naruto grinned as Suigetsu glowered.
Hinata looked up confused. She didn't know who Naruto was talking too.
"A-ano?"
"Oh Hinata-chan. I forgot, this is Sushi! He's Teme's friend."
"He's not my friend." Sasuke interrupted. Suigetsu faked crying.
"What are you talking about Sasu? All the things we've been through together..." Suigetsu grinned as he dodged Sasuke's fist. He turned to Hinata.
"The name's Suigetsu. Don't listen to the idiot. What's your name beautiful?"
"H-Hinata."
Suigetsu leaned in, "That's a beautiful name for a very beautiful person. How does it feel like coming down from heaven?" Suigetsu winked. Hinata blushed, her cheeks redder than before. Before Suigetsu could say anything else, a hand reached over and punched him in the gut.
"What do you think you're doing Suigetsu?" Neji hissed venomously.
"Still have that stick up your ass I see." Suigetsu replied as Neji glared.
"Stay away from Hinata-sama."
Karin walked towards Suigetsu, and as she neared him, she smacked him across his head.
"OW, Karin you bitch!"
"Call me a bitch and I'll show you one." Sasuke decided to step in.
"Oi, line's moving."
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"But Jacob's be—"
"Oi, line's moving."
"Is that Sasuke?" Tenten asked turning towards the voice. Sakura, being the fangirl that she was, turned and immediately spotted the Uchiha. Ino, Tenten, and Sakura made their way towards the group. The line had moved quite a bit and it only took oh an hour or so.
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"Hey it's Sakura!" Suigetsu stated as Sasuke turned to see the pink haired girl make her way towards them. He feigned indifference, but he was secretly happy.
"Hey Suigetsu." Sakura greeted.
"Done arguing?"
"We were not arguing thank you very much. We were discussing!" Ino declared her nose in the air. Kiba sighed as he placed his arms around her shoulders. He shot Suigetsu that you-better-shut-up-or-we'll-both-die-look.
Suddenly Naruto straightened up and as he walked to where Hinata was, he could feel Neji make a hole in the back of his jacket.
"Hey Hinata-chan! I was gonna ask you what Team you cheered for." Abruptly, all eyes were on her. Hinata wished she could disappear.
"Team Edward." Naruto leaned in.
"What?"
"Team Edward. " Hinata replied again. Ino grinned while Sakura frowned.
"Ha take that forehead. She's Team Edward too."
"Hinata, why?" Sakura shouted into the heavens.
"Well because Edward just belongs with Bella. I mean Jacob's okay, but Bella loves Edward more and he's a perfect guy to love. I mean it takes two to love right?"
Ino stared at Hinata. What she just said makes perfect sense. Now to convert Sakura. Kiba inched away from Ino as soon as he saw that devious gleam appear in her eyes.
"See Sakura. What Hinata said is true. Forget Jacob."
"I will not be converted!" Sakura stated, her stubbornness showing through her eyes. Sasuke inwardly smiled. This was what he liked—he did NOT just think that.
Naruto was confused. Why do girls cheer for imaginary guys. Even Hinata did too. He actually felt jealous. Naruto felt silly, he was jealous of a guy that didn't even exist. But he had the right to be. Hinata was sweet and kind. When he had caught her before she fell, his heart had sped up a little bit faster and she had smelled nice.
"I don't get why you guys care about a guy that's not even real." Naruto felt his murder senses tingling. He cringed and opened his mouth to speak.
"What are you saying?" Ino and Sakura exclaimed as other girls in line turned to glare at Naruto. Naruto shrunk back.
"I mean, why cheer for a guy who's going to end up with someone else and not you."
"Because," Hinata pondered on the question, "it's not the concept of who ends up with who, but the idea of who should end up with who."
"Well I don't think you should cheer for Edward then. I don't like him if you're going to cheer for him. Why not think of yourself and cheer for someone you'll end up with. If you like Team Edward so much, why don't I be the Edward to your Bella. Cheer for Team Naruto instead."
Hinata felt like fainting. Did he just ask me out? Declare he loves me? I must be dreaming.
It's not a dream! He's asking you out! Inner Hinata flailed around.
Hinata felt her mind go crazy. Everything was spinning, her heart was pounding, and she felt dizzy. Everything faded and all she saw was black. The last thing she was the concerned face of Naruto.
"Hinata-chan!"
"Hinata-sama!"
"Hinata!"
Neji glowered at Naruto as he caught Hinata. He handed her off to Tenten. Someone's gonna die today!
"NARUTO!" Neji hissed.
"Y-y-yes?" Naruto squeaked.
"Start running."
"Dobe, nice knowing you."
"Sasuke!" Sakura glared at him. Sasuke shrugged.
"NEJI! Don't kill him!" Tenten screamed as she ran after them handing Hinata to Kiba.
Ino, Karin, and Sakura looked at one another.
"Do you think Naruto knows that he practically asked Hinata to marry him and have his babies?" Ino asked.
"Nope. He's an idiot. The Edward to your Bella? Puh-leeze."
"Good thing the boys don't know." Sakura replied. Little did they know, Kiba, Sasuke, and Suigetsu had been listening. The boys looked at one another. Kiba mouthed, 'Are you thinking of what I'm thinking?'
Sasuke and Suigetsu looked at each other and grinned, "Blackmail."
Sasuke smirked, "I take that back, we are friends after all."
~FIN
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Team Naruto
"I-"
"Love-"
"You."
-Toy Story 3: Barbie 3 Ken
Congrats for making it this far (:
Sorry if there's any mistakes.
No kidding, this took me 3 tries! It kept deleting on me. I was soo pissed! But here's the results.
Karin is alone b/c in order to date her, boys have to go through Sasuke first.
"Even if Sasu won't admit, he loves his little sister."
"Shut up Suigetsu."
"Love you too Sasu!"
"Both of you shut up!" -Karin
Thanks for reading (:
Question: Should I leave it at that. Or should I write more, b/c I was thinking of writing about what happens after Hinata wakes up, what's left of Naruto, the competition to get Sakura's attention by Sasuke and Suigetsu, and after they watch the movie.