Captain Jack Sparrow swaggered down the docks of Tortuga, smiling and winking at the few odd women who happened to be waiting about, presumably for their dock-worker husbands and boyfriends. A few smiled flirtatiously back, but most looked disgusted and turned away. Jack shrugged it off. He was supposed to meet with a woman in a few minutes- that wasn't enough time to pick up a new one, even for Jack Sparrow.
Jack went away from the docks and into the portside town. In an admittedly rather dumpy part of town, a woman was waiting, arms crossed, angrily tapping her foot against the ground.
"Ah, Liza," Jack said with a smile.
The woman, Liza, replied by slapping Jack across the face. As women had done that sort of thing all too often to him, Jack took it in stride, "I suppose I deserved that." Liza sneered her agreement and slapped him again. A hand on his now stinging cheek, Jack, slightly offended, asked "Wha' was tha' one for?"
"That one was from Sarah," Liza snarled angrily.
"Oh, you found out about Sarah, eh?" Jack said awkwardly.
"More like I found out about her," a voice said behind him.
Jack reluctantly turned his head to look at the source of the voice. "Hello, Sarah," he said hesitantly.
Then, yet another woman, this one by the name of Maggie, came wandering up the cobblestone street. "Jack?" she called, as though searching for someone she wasn't entirely sure was there. When she caught sight of him, she smiled, "There you are, Jack. I thought I heard your voice. What're you-" She broke off when she saw Liza and Sarah. "Jack, who're they?"
"That's what I want to know," Liza and Sarah said at the exact same time.
Jack tried to step away, but the women had him almost completely surrounded. "Ladies, ladies," he said, in an attempt at a soothing voice, "There's a perfectly good excuse- explanation for all this."
"Do tell," the women said icily.
Jack opened his mouth to say something, paused for half a second, then broke into a run. "Lying, stinking, cheating rat!" the three women screamed various insults after him, "You're nothing but a dog, Jack Sparrow, a mangy dog!"
When the women were out of sight, Jack ducked into a tavern. As the door swung shut behind him, he shook his head in exasperation, muttering, "Women."