This is just something I wrote because… Well because I was bored. It's just a short thing, but it is pretty funny.
Settting: It's a nice day, about noon. I (Alura) am swinging on the tire swing giggling insanely.
*Yami Malik wanders over*
Alura: *jumps off the tire swing* Hey there Yami Munchkin!
Y. Malik: What did you just call me?
Alura: Yami Munchkin!
Y.Malik: Call me that again and—
Alura: Yami Munchkin!
Y. Malik: DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHIBI TO YOU?!?!
Alura:Yes!
Y. Malik: *swears at Alura in Egyptian*
Alura: *falls on the floor giggling insanely*
Y. Malik: *pulls out a dagger* Bitch… *holds the dagger over the giggling elf and attempts to stab her*
Alura(still giggling): *Grabs Y. Malik's wrist before the blade can touch her*
Y. Malik: Aaargh!
Alura: *stops giggling, takes the dagger from him and throws it across the room*Grabs his shirt collar and pulls him down so his face is almost touching hers*Whispers* You're a hottie!
Y. Malik: Stupid fan girls…
Alura: *pulls on his shirt collar with such force he loses his balance and falls on top of her*
Y.Malik: *jumps up* YOU—!
Alura: *gets up and brushes herself off* ME!
Y.Malik: Me?
Alura: NO! ME!
Y. Malik: You what?
Alura: NO! ME!
Y. Malik: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Alura: CANDY!
Y. Malik: Wha'?
Alura(sings): I WANT CANDY!
((Get it? It's Aaron Carter! You know, "I want Candy"! OK I'll shut up now…))
Y. Malik: RA! What have I done to deserve this?!
Voice from the sky (Ra): What do you think?
Alura: *Looks around* Scary…
THAT'S THE END! It's just a funny little thing… I was high on sugar when I wrote it so…Yeah… Anyway, review if you want to…