-None of these stories have to do with 'Awakening'-

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Rude Awakening

17-year-old Todd Casil sat, watching the clock, listening to "Another Mindless Rip Off". Johnny had been asleep on the other end of the couch for three hours, a new record for the once sleepless maniac.Todd couldn't wait any longer for him to wake up, so he daintily leaned over his neighbor and placed his headphones on the man's ears. The blast of Jimmy Urine woke him up, and Nny looked at Todd, who put on an innocent face.

"What the hell was that for?" Johnny sighed, taking off the headphones to rub his ears as 'Born to Be Beheaded' rung in his head.

"Wakey wakey, " Todd chuckled, leaning over to gently brush his lips against Johnny's for a split second.

Johnny rubbed the back of his hand against his mouth to tease a look of disgust, "You're just so damn impatient... you never let me sleep!"

Todd just laughed, looking at the face Nny was making. He could tell the man was not serious at all. He inched closer to Johnny and smiled, "You know you love it."

Johnny rolled his eyes, trying to pass it off, but the puppy face Todd was making didn't make things any better.