Disclaimer: LOTR characters, setting and such are not mine.
Note: Just a few things before we get started.
1 - No, this is not a Mary-Sue
2 - No, no one dies (despite the numerous death threats).
3 - This story is barely related to Lord of the Rings, except for the setting and a few brief appearances by some members of the LOTR characters, and
4 - Yes, the 4-cloaked women are based on real people, so yes, there may be a few confusing conversations-but don't let that stop you from reading!
So without further ado, I give you.The Book of Thieves
1 - Cloaked Women and Little Green Men
"Look! A little green man!"
"What? Where?"
"Oh. Never mind. I guess it was just a bush."
The two hooded and cloaked travelers shrugged and continued on their way, leaving behind two very confused hobbits.
"Ha!" said the traveler in the red cloak. "Never knew what hit him." She tossed a small brown pouch into the air. The other wanderer, wearing a dark brown/black cloak, caught it.
"You're getting almost too good at this," she said.
"That's what I'm here for." They looked at each other and exchanged mischievous grins.
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"Shh!" whispered a figure cloaked in a green cape. There then came a rustling in the cornstalks close to her. As the toe of one large, hairy foot poked through the leaves, the woman stuck out her leg, and two hobbits came crashing down.
"Sorry!" she said. "So sorry!" she repeated while helping the two hobbits to their feet. "Really sorry about that." She patted the dirt off their vests.
"That's alright," said the hobbit in yellow. He bent over and picked up the carrots that he had dropped in his spill. He nodded, and with his friend, dashed back into the corn.
"Do you think he noticed?" asked a woman covered in a blue cloak, twirling a potato in her hand.
"Of course not," replied the woman in green. "They never do. Too busy lookin' at us."
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Short but sweet. Please let me know what you think so far by clicking on that little button down there. Yeah-that one. You know what I'm talking about.
Note: Just a few things before we get started.
1 - No, this is not a Mary-Sue
2 - No, no one dies (despite the numerous death threats).
3 - This story is barely related to Lord of the Rings, except for the setting and a few brief appearances by some members of the LOTR characters, and
4 - Yes, the 4-cloaked women are based on real people, so yes, there may be a few confusing conversations-but don't let that stop you from reading!
So without further ado, I give you.The Book of Thieves
1 - Cloaked Women and Little Green Men
"Look! A little green man!"
"What? Where?"
"Oh. Never mind. I guess it was just a bush."
The two hooded and cloaked travelers shrugged and continued on their way, leaving behind two very confused hobbits.
"Ha!" said the traveler in the red cloak. "Never knew what hit him." She tossed a small brown pouch into the air. The other wanderer, wearing a dark brown/black cloak, caught it.
"You're getting almost too good at this," she said.
"That's what I'm here for." They looked at each other and exchanged mischievous grins.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Shh!" whispered a figure cloaked in a green cape. There then came a rustling in the cornstalks close to her. As the toe of one large, hairy foot poked through the leaves, the woman stuck out her leg, and two hobbits came crashing down.
"Sorry!" she said. "So sorry!" she repeated while helping the two hobbits to their feet. "Really sorry about that." She patted the dirt off their vests.
"That's alright," said the hobbit in yellow. He bent over and picked up the carrots that he had dropped in his spill. He nodded, and with his friend, dashed back into the corn.
"Do you think he noticed?" asked a woman covered in a blue cloak, twirling a potato in her hand.
"Of course not," replied the woman in green. "They never do. Too busy lookin' at us."
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Short but sweet. Please let me know what you think so far by clicking on that little button down there. Yeah-that one. You know what I'm talking about.