Trevor, a Not So Normal Toad
Trevor was a normal toad, in a way, that is. You see, Trevor belonged to a wizard named Neville Longbottom. Trevor had two greatest fears, Neville and Neville's teacher Professor Snape. For some reason Professor Snape always seems to want to kill Trevor, by using Neville's potions on him. This is Trevor's story:
I have escaped Neville today, and I am hiding in a large, shiny, white, and watery bowl. It is actually quite nice in here…FFFFFLLLLUUUUUSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH! It isn't so nice in here anymore; the water is sucking me down into some whirlpool!! SSSPPPPLLLLAAAASSSHHHHH! Now I am in some large lake of some kind. EEEEKKK! A GIANT, LONG, THINGY WITH TENTACLES!!! AND PEOPLE WITH FINS!! AND…I sat there screaming for a while. You see, I don't know much. I used to know a lot, but not anymore. Now I am a toad, and I know what toads know, except for one thing. I know I was one of the people before. Not anymore. You see, I escaped Neville not only because he is trying to kill me but also because I am looking for a certain sorceress. I don't know which one; I just know there is one. Ah, now that I am on dry land I can explain things more clearly. I was once a human. Now I am a toad. Easy enough? I need to find that sorceress.
Back in Hogwarts
"Hey Fred, look its Trevor!" yelled George.
"Hey Trevor!" Fred and George are my best friends. I test their secret passages, and they give Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans to me. I've only once unfortunately got a disgusting chocolate one. "Trevor, there might have been a collapse in the Hogsmeade secret passage into Honeydukes. Will you check for us? Thanks!"
Honeydukes. Yum. They made me a little backpack so that if I get into Honeydukes, I can bring back candy to prove it. Let's see, nope. No collapse here. Here I am in Honeydukes! Sweet tooth's heaven! Let's see, some Betty Bott's Every Flavor Beans, a chunk of Chocolate Frog, and... Ooohhh! Cockroach Cluster! All right, I'll go back to Fred and George.
"Oooh, look what Trevor's brought! It isn't closed up!" said Fred with excitement.
"Hey, Fred, I want the beans!" said George. Now to go back to Honeydukes…
"Trevor! There you are!" Great. Neville. "Guess what! I'm going to Hogsmeade tomorrow! But let's go to bed now, Trevor."
Later that Night
Now I will proceed to Honeydukes.
In Honeydukes
The shop is closed! Perfect, time for me to chow down!
The Next Morning
I am hiding in a barrel downstairs in Honeydukes; I didn't fit in any cracks. It seems I have grown 16 times my normal size.
"Help!" yelled the store employee.
"What is it?" asked the manager.
"Someone has eaten EVERYTHING in the entire shop here!"
"WHAT?!" Oops.
"Well, we'll have to restock the shop. Go get ALL the barrels. We've got to get ready before the customers come!" Through a peephole I saw barrels being lifted up, and soon I was being lifted.
"What the heck is in this one?!" thought the employee. "I bet they've invented some 'Bite 'em Bricks' or something like that." I was carried up the stairs and placed down. People took the lids off the barrels, and when they took the lid off mine, it couldn't stand the pressure anymore.
CCCRRRAAACKKK! The barrel broke.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" "EEEEEKKKKK!!" "AAAAHHHH!" "AAAH!" People were running all over the place. "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Now that everyone's gone, I guess I'll eat some more…
Two Hours Later
Everybody is too afraid to get near me. I've grown about 24 times my original size. I'm about twelve feet long, and I'm getting a bit cramped in here, I've got about three feet to spare. Hey, look, it's Neville in the window!
"Trevor?" he whispered shakily. "Trevor, is that you?"
"CRRROOOAAAAKKK!"
I heard him whisper faintly, "It is," before his eyes rolled back into his head and he fell to the ground with a THUD. HAHA! This is fun!
"TREVOR?!?!?!" Fred and George were staring at me, eyes wide with terror and astonishment. "I was hoping Trevor would stick some of this instant glue on Snape's chair, but now he's too big. I guess we'll have to do it ourselves," said George sadly.
"He's so big!" cried Fred. Wait! I want to help!
"RRIBIT! CROAK! CRRROOOAAKKK!" And I jumped through the glass and into the street.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" People were running and screaming everywhere. About thirteen fainted, and ten were putting spells on me. It all went on for about fifteen minutes until I was back to my normal size.
Back at Hogwarts
"Mr. Longbottom, I suggest you take control of that toad or you will have to dispose of it!" We were Professor McGonagall's office.
"I'll make sure he's good, Professor!" said Neville. Ha, Neville couldn't possibly do that. He can't even keep his wand from acting up.
Late That Night
"You got the stuff, George?"
"Yup. Let's go. C'mon, Trevor, your coming too."
Yippee! I love pranks! First we visited Snape's office and put instant glue on his chair, than we switched the labels on his potions, and set a trap so that when you open the door, it sets off five Filibuster Fireworks. I did this all so no fingerprints were there. By the time we were done, Snape's and Filch's offices were so booby-trapped that we could hardly get back out.
The Next Day
I went to class with Fred and George, and some time this morning was a great BOOM BANG FWEEEWE! BOOM! BANG! KA-BOOM!
Professor Snape came to class (for some strange reason) refusing to get out of his chair and insisted on rolling around on it than walking. Then in class, he said, "Then you add some unicorn horn powder, then flobberworm guts…" and put all these things in the cauldron, started stirring and…KA-BOOOM! It exploded all over him
"WEASLEY! YOU SWITCHED THE LABELS, DIDN'T YOU?! He exploded louder than the cauldron mixture. Actually, Snape was wrong. Fred and George didn't switch the labels, I did. I used my tongue.
I have been having fun, but I know I've got to find that sorceress. In the hall I saw Filch walking around muttering: "I know I put it right here, Oh where's my toupee?!"
I have a mission to do. Remembering all of Fred and George's secret passages, I left Hogwarts and entered Hogsmeade.
In Honeydukes, a lady saw me and said "Its that toad that ate all of our candy!" and she ran away screaming. I hopped past all of the stores, out into the grassy hills and into the sunset, determined to find that sorceress…
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling. This story was not written for profit.
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