Author's Note: This is a troll fic I have been writing off and on for years that started with a joke when walking home with a friend back in High School and just continued to grow. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Transformers is not mine lol :;0 Some characters are tho

Chapter 1: All about Me

It was all dark, but I heard a scream. A long prolonged wail of anguished that pierced my metal heart like a knife. I knew the scream and cried back in angst at the gloriously prestine form of my soulmate showing through the blackness like something bright and glitter, but as I ran to him suddenly there was no floor, only a bottomless chasam and I was falling. As I impacted on the biased and unforgiving floor all I remember was a terrible screech of MERCEDES! Whispered of the still wind of the foul pit before everything was to dark to see, even myself.
I woke up with my lavender metal plating feeling all clammy. It was just a dream, but it was so close to reality.
I could taste it.

But this is my life. See, my name is Mercedes Prime (Optimus Prime is my dad) I never new my mom because she died giving birth to me, which was very tragic... I never think my father got over it, and that still makes me sad.
Anyways, I am an Autobot cause my dad is the leader (lol) but life is hard because I'm the only femme with a bunch of mechs that think I'm hot, but they aren't my type. If they knew my type, I would be banished forever probably.
I am a seeker, so I can fly and turn into a supersonic jet, but for some reason I can also turn into a cute convertible that my human BFF Madilyne (this is you Madison!) can ride in to be super stylish. One day, she will become a robot too, because of a super secret procedure that the Autobots made. I really don't know why I'm also a car, but it is probably the Prime DNA.
It also makes it difficult because there's a lot t live up to when you're Optimus' daughter. Some day I will have to have the matirx of leadership and command the Autobots, just like my dad, but I don't think I'm ready. There would be all those Decepticons I would have to kill, but could I do it? I knew there was one that I never could harm. Ever.
I threw off my sheets and went over to my huge dresser and mirror-computer thing FRID (Friendly Reflective Informing Device) and looked at my appearance. I difnt need clothes because I am a transformer and that would just be stupid. I am lavender with turquoise accents and dark purple in swirly patters. I was thin and sorta flat chested, but I guess that doesn't really matter, because I never really try to look pretty or attract unwanted attention. I have little graceful wings that extend from my back like a songbird and little spiky things on my head that stuff attached like little pigtails (or robo-pigtails) but my best trait is definately my mysterious eyes with optic linses that change color depending on my mood. Right now they were green.
"Goooood morning my lovely lady" said FRID, making me blush. "what would you like today?"
"Just some polish," I responded with a smile.
A little robotic arm came out bearing polish and I took it. FRID looked dejected because he liked to polish my face, but I'm not a baby anymore! he's not even my mother but he acts like one of those prissy soccermoms with kids that don't play sports. I put the polish on myself because I am an individual and gave it back to FRID who smiled at me sadly and said "Bye, Meredes" as I walked out the door.
My heels clinked as I went down the autobot hallway. Jazz was there outside an opening.
"Yo," he said lifting his hand in a peace sign flirtily. He was pretty cool, but not for me, and I hate when guys hit on me. I turned around, my optics glowing orange-red with annoyance and he stopped. But I knew he still liked me, which pissed me off a bit. I am open minded though, so I didn't hold his attraction to me against him.
When I arrived in the main room, my dad was standing over the main computer looking very worried, and scared, and that scarred me. As he stared at my face, his expression was grim and hallow.
"Mercedes..." he said with deep regret in his voice.
"What is it?"
"My beloved daughter, I am incredibly sorry, but I must ask something," he paused to take a breath "I need you to do something incredibly perilous. I would rather my own lifeforce be extinguished a thousand times than see you come to harm, but at this point you are our only hope."
My eyes flashed white in shock. "Wha-what is it, dad?!"
"I need you to pretend to be a new Decepticon and spy for me." I was so shocked that I could not even say anything. "You see, Megatron has developed something that can distroy the entire planet or even solar system, and no one knows its weakness..."
"BUT WHY ME?!" I screamed in fury, my eyes melting into crimson pools of pure rage. "WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!"
Optimus appeared truly sympathetic as he grabbed my shoulder, blue eyes brimming with tears of concern that couldn't be shed because he couldn't cry.
"Mercedes," he said consolingly, "You are the only Autobot that no Decepticon has ever seen. You are the only one I can disguise without them recognizing the fact that you are a spy." The words "no Decepticon knows you" kept echoing through my brain as I struggled to keep emotion of of my face. Luckily dad misinterpreted what I was uneasy about. "We have taken all the preparations possible to guarantee that you will be taken care of. This is for all of us, an all of humankind as well." I thought about Madilyne and all of my friends and nodded. Even as I did so, I had flashbacks to my dream and scarlet sparkling in the dimness.
"It will all be alright"
but it was a lie.

A/N: Hope you liked it more to come!