Disclaimer:

I don't own jack, or DMG so please enjoy

Summary:

Allen wants to know how Lavi gets the Ladies

Lavi's cheesy pick-up-lines

"Lavi How do you pick up woman?" a silver haired teen asked his friend who was playing video games, on his Xbox. "It's easy Allen! You just got to know the right pick-up-line!" his red head friend replied, pausing his game to look over at the other male.

"The right pick-up-lines?" he replied this time sitting on the couch with him. "Yep! And since I'm so nice and like you buddy I'll tell you some!" he said cheerfully, then a raven haired man walked in, "Che you're going tell the moyashi that load of crap! This will be good." he said taking a sit on the nearby love-chair.

"Aw Yu-chan I'm so happy you'd join us!" Lavi said putting his hand over his heart, " Baka usagi if you ever want to see the light of day again I suggest you not call me that!" he said giving him a death glare.

"Oh Allen Yu-chan's being mean!" he said as he tried to hide behind his little friend. " Lavi how old are you?" the silver teen said dully, "18" was the reply, Allen just shook his head, "Lavi just tell the pickup-lines so we can get over this."

"Fine Fine, I will...Now lets see what the first one I should use hmm." Lavi was now deep in thought, then when Allen was about to ask if he was okay, he hit his hand with his fist, "I got it!" both the other teens looked at the red head.

"Nice shoes wanna Fuck?"

The red head was grinning, well the other two had the pale faces, "Lavi that get you-" Allen was cut off by Lavi,

"Nice legs... what time do they open?

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons"

"I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list." Lavi then winked at Allen and continued

"I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!"

"Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see."

Lavi was about to say another but was cut off by Allen, "Lavi that's all I need to hear please just stop!" he said blushing red and embarrassed, "Well looks like the Moyashi fell for some of the baka's lame lines" the raven teen said smirking.

"What! No I didn't!" he replied turning away, well both Lavi and Kanda smirk, "Oh Moyashi-chan you fall for me!" the red head said as he hug Allen going more red then he already was. "Che Baka let go of the Moyashi" Kanda said coming over to where Allen and Lavi were.

" No can do Yuu-chan" he said hugging the boy tighter, "DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT BAKA!" the raven teen yelled, but the red headed ignored him and continued hugging the silver haired teen, if possible got redder.

"Stupid cheesy pick-up-lines!" Allen mutter to himself as Lavi and Kanda conutined to fight.

"I'm afraid my power comes from my Leather shoes!"
-Yumi (YGO) From CardGamesFTW Leather Pants

Okay this was umm how should I put this, well me and Oneechan(Kaida) where talking about how Lavi has cheesy pick-up-lines and well that's how it turned out! lol this has yet to be betaread/edit so be nice

Review and well I use a pick-up-line on you ;)