chapter 1

AN: hey, hey everybody! this is gonna be my first fanfiction and i'm SUPER excited about it! after your done with reading this chapter, can you please review on it? you love it? hate it? want to marry my story or set it on fire? just leave me a comment telling me what you think!

also; i do NOT own AT, even through every night I prayed to God for me to own it, I will never get to own it. *huffs angrily*

"Finn," Jake whispered, "finn" Jake poked the sleeping Adventurer with a stick he stole from Beemo stick collection (why did that video game system owned a stick collection, he will never know) Finn stirred a bit but did not wake up "Finn" poke "fiiiiiinnnn" poke "FINN!" stab. nope, nothing. Jake sighed, "desperate times call for desperate measures" he muttered to himself and grunted as he pushed himself up from the kneeling posistion next to the bed. he raised his arms up and shook them in the air, yelled on top of his lungs "FOR SPARTA!" and flipped the mattrass over, making Finn crashed onto the floor. Finn let out a high-pitch scream (like a girl) and jump quickly onto his feet "what?! what is it?!" he screamed, "is the house being attacked by a giant? Monster? werewolves? giant monster werewolves? BUNNIES?!" as he was talking he picked up his sword and was whirling it around, not hitting any bunnies but DID succeed in smashing a lamp, a vase, a picture frame, and a cookie jar filled with toenails (wait,what?) when Finn finally figured out that nothing was attacking his house (excluding himself) and stare at his dog brother, who was standing there twiddling his thumb together as Finn was having a spaz attack "oh, your awake" Jake said calmly and dropped his arms. "Jake, why the stuff you knocked me off the bed-" he paused to look at the time on the potato clock, "-at 7:45 in the morning?!". "Because YOU, my little bro-bro-" Jake emphasize by stretching his arms in the air, did a couple loops and pointed at the human boy "are going to the new school that opened up a couple miles out of Ooo!" Jake stood there silent, wearing a silly grin and waiting for his bro-bro answer. Finn stood there silently, staring at his (possibly insane) brother.

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"I'm not going to school Jake" Finn said angrily and picked up his pillow and sleeping bag, "you got to man! for the greater goods!" Jake argued. "greater goods?," Finn snorted ", whats that even mean?" Jake threw his arms up in frustration "I don't know man! but you are going to school!" as he was talking, Jake picked up Finn's backpack (which he filled with school supplies; notebook, pencils, ruler, his tiny sword, folders, mustard and onion sandwich, ecetera, ecetera) and threw towards him, along with his shirt, short, socks,underwear, and shoes "heres your stuff, now go get ready! MUSH! I SAID MUSH!" Jake said, waving his arms wildly in the air. Finn tried to think of excuses of not having to go to school "but, no one I know is going!" he exaimed "Bro, about half of Ooo is going, even PB and Marceline" "did someone said my name?" a fimilar voice said and they both turn to see the Vampire Queen herself coming through their window. She was dressed up in a long but tight Black shirt that ended mid-thigh, red tights, black combat boots all the way to her knees, and a red beanie placed tilted on her straightned black hair with SHADY sprawled across the front (she once explain to Finn that it was a famous rapper who existed before the Mushroom War) "Finn, stop being a Baby and get ready for school" she smirked, crossing her arms over her chest "hey, I'm not a baby! I'm a man! a manly man!" Finn said, pounding a fist on his chest. "A manly man who needs to get ready for school! now go!" Jake said and pushed Finn towards the bathroom, Finn gave up fighting since it was fruitless to try to argue with Jake when he had Marceline on his side (...traitor!) "man, I'm a adventurer,why should I go to school?" Finn muttered to himself as he trudged to the bathroom.

Yeah, it was kinda short, but eh, whatca gonna do? *kanye shrug* and stick around because Fionna is gonna show up in the next chapter, along with Gumball and Marshall Lee! stay tuned!