A/N-This is my second fan fiction and I hope you enjoy it! Thanks!
Disclaimer-Unfortunately I do not own any of the characters of Inu Yasha.
Chapter 1 It was an ordinary day in the Feudal Era. Kagome was fighting with Inu Yasha over their problems with Koga. Sango was cleaning her boomerang. Shippo was trying to get Inu Yasha to apologize to Kagome for being so stubborn. And Miroku.. well Miroku was womanizing as always.
~In the village~
Miroku: "Your palm says that you have excellent reproducing abilities. Will you bear my child?" Unknown Woman: "I'm sorry. What did you say?" Miroku: "Will you bear my child? A son preferably." Unknown Woman: *outraged* "I am married. And besides you are a monk, monks have vows of chastity."*walks off angrily* Other Women:*start whispering to one another* Woman #1: "Do you think he will ask one of us?" Woman #2: "I can't believe he asked Koto. Everyone knows that she is married." Miroku: "I need to learn to ask if they are married before I ask them to bear my children."*gets up and walks away* Sango: "You hentai! I can't believe that you stooped low enough ask a married woman to bear your children!" Miroku: "Sango, so nice to se you. And to hear you lecture me about my ways." *rubs Sango's ass* Sango:"HENTAI! BAKA! KISAMA!" *slaps Miroku across the face* Miroku: "It was worth the pain. I'm going to the hot springs." Sango: "Good. Now you can leave me alone."
~Later, in the hot springs~
Miroku:"Finally some time to relax without worrying about being attacked by hordes of demons." *monkey sneaks up behind and steals Miroku's clothes* Miroku: "I should be getting back to Inu Yasha and the others. *turns around just in time to see the monkey stealing his clothes* Hey, give those back! Give me my clothes back now, you stupid monkey!" Monkey: "ooooo ahhhha aaaah ooo!" Miroku: *gets out of hot spring and begins to chase monkey* Monkey: *jumps into a tree* Miroku: "Come back. Come baaaaaaaacccckkk." Monkey: "Oooo ahhhahhah aaaaa!"
Disclaimer-Unfortunately I do not own any of the characters of Inu Yasha.
Chapter 1 It was an ordinary day in the Feudal Era. Kagome was fighting with Inu Yasha over their problems with Koga. Sango was cleaning her boomerang. Shippo was trying to get Inu Yasha to apologize to Kagome for being so stubborn. And Miroku.. well Miroku was womanizing as always.
~In the village~
Miroku: "Your palm says that you have excellent reproducing abilities. Will you bear my child?" Unknown Woman: "I'm sorry. What did you say?" Miroku: "Will you bear my child? A son preferably." Unknown Woman: *outraged* "I am married. And besides you are a monk, monks have vows of chastity."*walks off angrily* Other Women:*start whispering to one another* Woman #1: "Do you think he will ask one of us?" Woman #2: "I can't believe he asked Koto. Everyone knows that she is married." Miroku: "I need to learn to ask if they are married before I ask them to bear my children."*gets up and walks away* Sango: "You hentai! I can't believe that you stooped low enough ask a married woman to bear your children!" Miroku: "Sango, so nice to se you. And to hear you lecture me about my ways." *rubs Sango's ass* Sango:"HENTAI! BAKA! KISAMA!" *slaps Miroku across the face* Miroku: "It was worth the pain. I'm going to the hot springs." Sango: "Good. Now you can leave me alone."
~Later, in the hot springs~
Miroku:"Finally some time to relax without worrying about being attacked by hordes of demons." *monkey sneaks up behind and steals Miroku's clothes* Miroku: "I should be getting back to Inu Yasha and the others. *turns around just in time to see the monkey stealing his clothes* Hey, give those back! Give me my clothes back now, you stupid monkey!" Monkey: "ooooo ahhhha aaaah ooo!" Miroku: *gets out of hot spring and begins to chase monkey* Monkey: *jumps into a tree* Miroku: "Come back. Come baaaaaaaacccckkk." Monkey: "Oooo ahhhahhah aaaaa!"