February 26, 2014 on a island south of Japan.
Ash, Yugi, Goku, Naruto, Sailor Moon, Rin, Ichigo, Britain and Death the Kid were standing in front of an abandoned building.
"So you are saying all of use are supposed to compete in an anime free-for-all rap battle," Naruto said.
"This is going to be awesome," Ash said.
"I came all the way hare for this," Ichigo said.
"Well why not? This could be fun," Goku said.
"Yeah, but I'm not good at rapping," Yugi said.
"Can't you just use 'your Ferrow transformation," Britain said.
"Now that would be cheating, I'll just watch it," Yugi replied.
"You're just now worrying about cheating," Rin, from Blue exorcist, said.
"Well, what are we going to do for 2 months," Sailor said.
"Um, Naruto want to spare for the next few months," Goku said.
"Sure," Naruto said getting ready.
April 14, 2014 inside the abandoned building
Yugi, Ichigo and Rin were fixing up the old building. Yugi was fixing the stage as Ichigo was placing up more curtains. Rin meanwhile was setting up the chairs.
Naruto entered the room. "How's everything going in here," he said.
"Almost ready for the big show this weekend," Ash said.
"I'm stuck on lines. I might not participate," Naruto said.
"Me too," Ichigo said.
"Gotta try at least my friend," Ash said.
The anime stars continued to fix up the building for the rap battle.
April 15, 2014 The Rap Battle Starts!
Millions of anime fans from across the globe arrived at the stage. Even more millions were watching live from fanfiction.
Rin, Ichigo and Yugi were standing on stage hosting. The contestants were back stage waiting for their turn.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Dorks and Geeks, Trolls and Derps alike! Welcome to the anime free-for-all rap battle," Rin shouted.
The entire audience screamed for joy.
"We have five anime stars raping for your entertainment purpose only," Yugi said.
"The beat is hard hip hop instrumental 2013. First up is Ash Ketchum," Ichigo stated.
The music started playing as Ash rushed on the stage and started his verse. He had Pikachu on his shoulder
Ash Ketchum- By Shamewtube666
Pikachu, I choose you! Let's take the stage.
My series is the golden age.
I spit faster then Jolteon's stats.
My pokemon and I shall win, just look at these charts.
I'm about to bring the heat like Charizard.
My cartoon is a legend, you guys are just turds.
Chances of winning now is just as slim as catching Mew.
All you losers got nothing on my perfect crew.
-Ash verse end-
The audience whispered to each other after he finished.
"Well I tried," Ash said.
"Next up is the one and only Sailor Moon," Rin said. Sailor stepped on stage
Sailor moon- Siily Lilly
Listen here, you're a perv not a champion!
Every season you serve another one of the devil's sin.
I'm all beauty, you're series is running out of ideas.
Meanwhile, I'll be gaining fans from over seas.
Speaking of which, how come you never age?!
At least I don't keep poor animals trapped in a cage
Get ready to fell the power of the very own Luna.
In fact you're raps smell like Tuna (bleh)
- Sailor Verse end-
"Top that," Sailor said.
"Now put your hands together for Son Goku," Yugi said.
Everyone cheered as they heard that name.
Goku dashed in and started rapping.
Goku- FireSpeed
You think you can beat me? I'm like the anime SuperMan.
Sailor Moon, you have idiotic fans.
Ash, I bet I have bigger balls than yours.
Been born since 737 and still alive to the core.
Not to mention, I am a Saiyan.
You don't wanna mess with me when my level is 9000!
Go back home and make out with your ma.
Let's finish this! Kamehameha!
- Goku verse end-
Hands slowly clapped at his verse. Goku smirked at his fame.
"Guys, featuring KJMusical as Britain from Hetalia," Ichigo stated.
"Who," a random member said.
Britain stepped on stage. "You're about to find out," he said.
Hetalia's Britain- KJMusical
Listening to you 3 rap is nothing but a mere tragedy
The Brit's here to make you bow down like I'm your majesty
Ash, you were way too young to start being a Pokemon trainer.
Goku or Kakarrot, your blonde hair is popular? But I'm no hater.
And Sailor Moon, you're 14, too young to be a hero, young lady,
You'd probably quit after this verse, because you're a crybaby
Oh thinking of giving up? Well, you best do so quickly.
Because the three of you are more annoying than Italy!
- Britain verse end -
Italy appeared behind Britain. "Ve! Pasta," Italy said.
"Still don't know who that is," the same random guy said.
"Oh shut up," Britain said.
"And now last up is the son of grim reaper himself," Rin said.
Death the Kid huffed coming on stage. He had Patty and Liz in gun form in his pockets.
Death the Kid- Duperghoul
Get ready to bow to the O.C.D. king
My lyrics are completely symmetrical, just ask Bing
Sailor, have I ever seen so much Yuri?
Ash, items can't help you, not even berries!
Goku, you have fans? Say that to me!
Britain, you're here because your friends said 'bye'
Patty and Liz, let's take these clowns down!
This O.C.D. king just claimed the rightful crown!
- Death The Kid verse end-
The beat finally stopped and the crowd remained silent
"And there you have it folks," Ichigo said.
"Be sure to leave you're thoughts on who won as you leave," Yugi said.
"It's finally over, now I can go home," Rin stated.
"Did anyone catch Death's little in joke," a audience member said.
"Not a clue," someone else said.
Then Naruto ran on stage. "Did I miss it," he complained.
"Sorry," Death said. Dramatic music began playing.
"No..no..Noooo'" Naruto screamed. Naruto slowly transformed into kyuubi mode and growled at the audience as they began running
Kyuubi Naruto- deathleader
YAAA Now I am Free I CAN KILL ALL HUMANS, WILL ONE OF MY TAILS I WILL BRING DOWN A MOUNTEN TOP ON YOUR HOUSE AND you CAN"T STOP ME.
THE FORTH COULD ONLY SEAL ME AWAY. WHAT HOPE DO YOU HAVE SO FACE THE END!
- Naruto finishes firing a dark shadow ball at the ceiling, making the entire building collapse. -
The only survivers were the anime heroes. They stood up and glared at the kyuubi!
Who won? Naruto doesn't count!
You be the judge by reviewing!
Shamewtube666 as Ash Ketchum
Siily Lilly as Sailor Moon
FireSpeed as Son Goku
JKMusical as Hetalia's Britain
Duperghoul/ me as Death the Kid
Deathleader as Naruto
Check out chapter two now for deleted lines! There are even extended versions! Check it out after a review!