Ignoring Love
By Sam_TheNinja and Kazekage-sama
Discalimer: We don't own Naruto… obviously…
Naruto leisurely walked down the streets of Konoha, today was going to be a good day. He strolled over to Ichiraku's and was surprised to see Sasuke sitting there. Naruto smiled; oh he was so evil. Naruto walked up to him and slapped him on the back "How's it going Sasuke, my best bud!"
"Shut up, Naruto." ((A/N: REJECTED!!)) Naruto pouted.
"You're such a meanie Sasuke" Sasuke looked at him emotionlessly
"Do I care?" Naruto tried to get his eyes to tear up and flung his arms around Sasuke's head, blocking his vision. Naruto smiled and kicked the chair out from under Sasuke "oh sorry! I must have slipped!"
"What are you doing, you baka?! I can't see!" He blushed and flung his arms around in an attempt to escape. Naruto grinned,
"You sure you want to see?" Sasuke angrily shouted
"Of course I do, idiot!" Naruto smirked.
"Well too bad!" Sasuke elbowed him in the stomach, and Naruto fell over. Sasuke stood up and kicked him in the place he did not want to be kicked. Naruto hunched over in the fetal position and started to cry for real this time. Sasuke sighed.
"Are you kidding me?" he leaned down to see if Naruto was o.k. Naruto sneered and suddenly flung himself onto Sasuke. Sasuke attempted to punch Naruto to get him off.
"Why the crap do you keep touching me!?" Yelled Sasuke. The bustling street suddenly went quiet… Sasuke paled… "I didn't mean it like that!" Naruto looked up awkwardly at first and then his face changed.
"Well hello citizens of Konoha! Just ignore the emo kid, he doesn't know what he's talking about. Isn't that right, Sasuke?" he looked down at his victim.
"No." Sasuke finally managed to shove the blond off of him, and then proceeded to stand and brush himself off. Naruto started to cry,
"Why Sasuke? Don't you love me?" he said in between sobs. That's when the whispering started.
"That Sasuke kid sure is mean to his poor little blond lover.."
"I feel sorry for the little guy, just look at him!" They pointed to Naruto who was on the ground at this point.
"I-I-I… I COULDN'T MAKE HIM LOVE ME!!!" He broke down again. A swarm surrounded him and gave him comforting pats and "It's going to be okay"s and "There's plenty of others out there"s.
"Yes," sniffle "yes…" He welcomed in the bystanders.
Sasuke watched pitifully from the sidelines.
What is up with these people!? I'm not his LOVER! Thought Sasuke angrily…
Sasuke stomped up and shoved his way through the crowd, to stand by the idiot, but before he knew it… chanting broke out..
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Sasuke froze… kiss him? Do they honestly believe I'm gay? ((A/N Of course, what straight man has hair like that?))
Naruto looked up hopefully… "If you loved me, you would kiss me…"
"You retard I'm not kissing you!" yelled Sasuke
A chorus of angry shouts ensued.
Why are you so mean to him!?
Who knew the only remaining Uchiha could be so cruel and heartless?
Sasuke scowled at the crowd and leaned down toward Naruto.
"Any reason for this?"
"Nope!" Naruto smiled
Sasuke nervously shuffled his feet…
"What do I do?" he whispered.
"Why, kiss me of course!" replied Naruto…
Sasuke leaned down slowly and hesitantly kissed Naruto.
This feels… strangely good… Sasuke thought.
Naruto started to kiss Sasuke back, like he always had wanted. Sasuke made a noise against Naruto's lips and he felt Naruto's tongue run over his bottom lip. Sasuke moaned and Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck.
"Hey Sasuke?'
"Yeah?"
"The people are still here."
A/N : YAY it's finished! R & R XD