well 1 tiem thare wuz this man anemded mulder he wzs very fat bcuz he liekd downuts so much that he got fatterz wehn he turneded 40!311! he gots a tire aruodn his waste adn tehy were called LUV HANDELS!!!! by teh homosexural man at teh store taht sellz ties. well mulder wuz liek "ok" and it was saddeende becuz he didant want 2 b fat. so liek he went to jenny criag adn seh siad "ok im fat help meh hear ladie!!!!!" adn jennie wuz liek "no" and he wuz liek "whi" adn she wuz liek "bcuz ur to fat we kant help u now" so than mulder went home addn kried liek an infanticide. adn than a fiary apared in his rom adn he wuz liek "woa whered u come from d0d" adn teh fiary siad "i r an manyfestasion of ur homoseuxual fantaziez ok" and mulder said "ok" and tehn teh fairie siad "now i will gieve u a blowjob ok" adn mulder wuz liek "ok" so he got one. but he wuz still fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIN!!!!!!! FINNERS FIN!!!!!!!

k noaw read storrys by agent dalton adn verbena they cool dudes man!!!!11