A normal day in Orochimaru's Base...
"Tatuya! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" Sasuke screams from the hallway down as he hears Tatuya groaning about hangovers.
"SASUKE. I WANT MY FUCKING SAKE!" Tatuya begins to scream up a storm.
"I WANT MORE CANDY DAMMIT!" Kimimaro screams from his hospital bed, straining for the candy bowl that magically appeared out of nowhere.
"OROCHIMARU-SAMA, GIVE ME YOUR BABIES!" Kabuto yells, hearts in his eyes as he performs an autopsy, the human entrails reminding him of his dear Orochimaru-sama.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, LAP-DOG! Tatuya, Kimimaro, and Sasuke scream together.
"Sasuke~ time for you're makeover!" Orochimaru says, wearing a costume eerily similar to Micheal Jackson's clothing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke Susanoo's the hell out of the base, waiting to blow steam.
Orochimaru sighs, before grinning like Cheshire. "They always come back,"
BABY COME BACK!
Preview Next Chapter- Tatuya blows hair from her face as she fingers the picture of Shikamaru, bringing it close to her face. "My Precious Shika-kun!" WTF