Avengers X Reader: Surprises Part: one

"Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Haaaaappy Biiiiirthdaaaaay deeaar _, Haaaappy Biiiirthdaaay tooo meeeee." I sing sadly. I blow out the single candle on my birthday cupcake I made for myself. I cried, the cold wind drying my tears. I didn't eat my cupcake. Instead I walked over to the edge of the building and looked down. The height didn't scare me, it seemed as though nothing scared me any more. I was on Stark Tower. Tony was my 'Uncle', the Avengers were my 'family'. I was thinking of jumping. Everyone thought I was happy, but I was continuously sad, I didn't even know why. My mind flashes back to when I was at the orphanage.

~~~~~~~~~~Flash Back (Flash Back Brought To You By Doctor Who)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I was sitting on my bed while Mindy and her posse abused me verbally, I didn't really care though, I never did. They picked on me because I was different. I have the ability to copy every thing I see, hear, smell, touch, or taste. They nicknamed me copy-cat. I thought it suited me.

"Copy-Cat's gettin' adopted by a old black men with one eye." They laughed. "He'll probably just use her and abuse her." They continued teasing me until I decided to speak up.

"At least I'm GETTING adopted." They all stopped laughing. I was 16, they were 17 and under. They all knew the older you get the less adoptable you are. Mrs. Bulose came in the room.

"_, your rides here, the man picking you up has been appointed your uncle by your new father. He says 'He's sorry he can't get you personally, but he's very busy at the moment.'" Mrs. Bulose says, taking me by the arm, and leading me out the room.

"This should be good." Mindy snickers with her cronies, and follows us outside. A red fancy sports car is sitting in the orphanage drive way, with none other than Tony Stark, suavely leaning against it. Mindy and her Goons gasp. I cracked a small smile and walked up to Stark.

"Hi, I'm _," I say, sticking my hands in my pockets, and put an 'I couldn't care less who you are' look on my face. This took Stark by surprise and he straitened up, realizing he wasn't going to win me over with his wealth and good looks.

"Hi, I assume you already know me." Stark says, I immediatly memorize his voice pattern and tone.

"Yeah, you're Tony Stark, my brand new uncle." I say, imitating his voice to perfection. His mouth hangs open and his eyes go wide. He looked like a kid with a new toy.

"That's so cool! How do you do that? And, yes you got it right. I'm Tony Stark, Billionaire, Genius, Playboy, Philanthropist. Nice to meet you, niece _." I smiled, a crooked sexy smile.

"I think we'll get along just fine."

"Great! Now get your stuff we gotta go." He replies.

"I already have it with me. the only 'stuff' I have to my name is the clothes on my back." I shake my head, still smiling. Tony looks horrified, and flabbergasted, he can't seem to make up his mind which one though.

"What! You serious? That's crazy." Yup, Tony is flabbergasted. I shrugged.

"Been that way since I was born."

"Crazy, alright get in the car. We are going shopping." Tony opens the passenger door for me, and I slide in as if I'd been doing it since I was little.

Tony hops in the other side, sticks the keys in the ignition, and turns them. The ingene roars to life. I look out the window as we pull away, Mrs. Bulose already went back inside, Mindy and her posse are still standing outside looking after the car, with a very dumb founded look on their faces. I turn to Tony.

"So who is my 'dad'?" I ask, air quoting the 'dad' part.

"My boss, Director Nick Fury."

"So, I was only adopted because of my ability." I state. He looks guilty.

"Yes. You were." Tony says quietly. I laugh, surprising him. he looks at me in the mirror.

"I always thought that I'd never be adopted because my ability made me a freak, now I'm being adopted JUST because of my ability."

Tony remains quiet, and I don't think I made him feel any better.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip (Time Skip Brought To You By Doctor Who)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"We are here!" Tony sing-songs happily. Apparently Tony, like most women, drowns his sorrows by shopping. Me? I hate it.

"Okay, I know It's your money, but I get to pick what I want. I'm not having you dress me like a girly girl."

"HMM... seems reasonable, but has to be fashionable." He compremises. I nod and head straight to the punk/country ailes. I choose two black t-shirts with skulls, drums, and lyrics on them, two tight fitting dark blue boot cut jeans, a pair or black baggy pants, two regular boot cut jeans, a black leather biker jacket, three different colored plaid button up shirts, various tank-tops, a white button up dress shirt, a blue striped tie, jean shorts, pajama shirts, pajama pants, some underwear (what ever type you want those to be), low cut white socks, a black hoodie, a fake snake skin belt, a necklace with a dog tag with my name on it, and three keys one saying hope where the teeth of the key would be, a necklace with a small bell on it, black converse (ankle cut) with neon green laces, a pair of black combat boots, flip-flops, and a black bikini that ends before my belly button and swim trunks,four plain bras (two black, two white), and I got three military green scruffy looking hats. I then begin to sort through the pile getting rid of any thing over $20, which was a lot of it.

"What are you doing?" Tony asks, watching me put clothes back. He goes after me pulling every thing off the rack I just put back. "You are getting these, I'm buying them for you. And don't say It's too expensive, because for me it's not. And since your in my care, I will buy these for you."

"I thought I was in Fury's care."

"Well he kind of turned you over to your favorite uncle, since he really doesn't have time for a kid."

"Okay. So... I guess I'm staying at Stark Tower, Huh?" He goes pale, and face palms.

"I so didn't think of that! aw, man I haven't even got a room ready for you!"

"It's okay, I can sleep on the couch."

"I promise I will have your room ready by tomarrow, and you can decorate it any way you want."

"Awesome, can we check out now? I'm getting really hungry." Tony just nods and walks to the check out counter. The total came out to $600. I nearly fell over seeing the total. Tony looked surprised.

"Wow. You did better than I usually do." I just looked at him like 'What!'. He nods and payes the cashier, who looks at me jealously. We leave and head to Stark Tower.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip (Time Skip Brought To You By Doctor Who)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Now here is the guest room you can stay." Tony said, opening a door. "My room is just ten doors down, knock if you need anything. There is a bathroom attached to the guest room. Put on some of your new clothes, make it nice, then come down and meet the gang."

"Okay." With that he left me completely alone.

"Miss Fury, If you need anything just ask me. I am at your service." A British voice tells me out of no where. I jump.

"Who's there?" I growl, whipping around causing my (L/H)(F/C) hair to whip my face.

"I'm sorry if I startled you Miss Fury, I am JARVIS, Tony's A.I." The disembodied voice replies.

"Oh, Okay. Thank you JARVIS."

"Your Welcome Miss Fury."

"Hey JARVIS?"

"Yes Miss Fury?"

"Please just call me _."

"As you wish _."

"Thanks JARVIS."

"Your too kind."

I chuckle and open the new underwear and socks. I lay a pair of underwear and a pair of socks out on the bed. I grab the white dress shirt, and a pair of tight dark boot cut jeans, and lay them on the bed after ripping all the tags off. I lay the leather jacket next to them. Then I strip. I put on a white bra, the underwear, and the socks. Then I slip into the jeans, I slip my arms into the arms of the white shirt,and button it up, save the top two buttons. I expertly loosely tie the tie, so it hangs just under the second unbuttoned button. I slip the dog tag and keys necklace over my head and I tuck it in my shirt. I then place the small bell around my neck. I slide my feet into the converse, and lace them up. Finally I put on the leather jacket, and comb my fingers through my hair.

"Hey JARVIS?"

"Yes _?"

"Can you tell me where Tony meant by 'Come down to meet the gang when your done'?"

"Of course, go to the elevator and go to floor 97. There is basically a living room, dining room, and kitchen on that floor."

"Thanks JARVIS."

"No problem, _."

I head to the elevator and punch the 97th floor button. I'm half way there when the elevator stops, in between floors no less.

"JARVIS?" No response. Guess I'm on my own. I search the elevator for the service door, all elevators have one. I find it and flip up through it. I crouch on top of the elevator, and spot a camera. I smile slyly.

"So, This is a test."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Avenger's P.O.V.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So this is a test." The Avengers look at _'s sly smile.

"She really is smart." Clint says, impressed.

"Did she really just flip out of that elevator? With out damaging any of her clothing?" Natasha exclaims.

"She didn't freak out, that's good." Steve points out.

"She looks like she's calculating how far she has to go. That takes brains." Tony pouts, he didn't think she was as smart as him, yet.

"She looks kind of angry." Bruce says wearily.

"The Midgardian woman has determination." Thor thunders. Nick Fury stays silent.

They all watch as _ launches herself off of the elevator shaft's walls, climbing up the walls at a quick pace. She slips and falls back, she doesn't look scared, she grabs the elevator cables, and swings toward the shaft wall. Her feet come in contact with the wall, and she launches off it at amazing speed. They let out a breathe of air they'd been holding in, even Fury, while they watched _ climb up the shaft. They watch as she clings to the door frame with her feet. They all get into position, waiting for her to open the elevator.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Reader's P.O.V.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I cling to the door frame of the elevator. Using my feet I force open the doors, roll into the room taking up a defencive pose. A man with a bow and arrow notches an arrow and lets it go straight for my heart. I side-step the arrow and snatch it out of the air, twist it around and send it flying back at him, I miss on purpose. Then Captain America throws his shield at me. I analyze it and catch it. Tony shoots his repulsers at me and I use the shield to direct them toward Captain America, he dodges. Tony shoots at me again and I reflect his shot back at him, I get him in the shoulder. Thor comes at me, I block with the shield, and then hit him up side the head with the shield, hard. A red haired woman flips toward me with knives in her hands, I watch her every move. She comes at me and I knock the blades from her hands and grasp them in my own. I slash her leg and she goes down. A man with an eye patch comes for me next, I'm guessing he's Fury. I take the knife in my hand and throw it at him, it hits his shoulder. A man who I don't reconize starts clapping, I whirl around and raise my fists. He quickly puts his hands up in surrender. Every ones chuckles and they all head toward the couch. I grab the first aid kit by the elevator door, and head to the couch. I rip the pant leg off of the red haired women's leg right above the gash. I pour alcohol on the wound she screams in pain, I chuckle. Then I clean away the blood and wrap the wound in guaze. Then I take the knife from Fury's shoulder and give him the same treatment. Then I go and get ice from the kitchen and put it in a bag, and press it to Thor's head, after I bandage his slightly bleeding wound. Then I pack up the first aid kit, and sit on the couch farthest from every one. I clear my throat.

"So... you're the man who adopted me." I examine every inch of fury. The information I get tells me he won't be easy to copy.

"Yes, your ability is really quite remarkable." I laugh dryly.

"Besides me, I think you're the only one who thinks that."

"What ability?" Every one except Fury and Tony ask.

"My ability to mimic every thing I hear, taste, smell, see, or touch." I say in Fury's voice. They all look shocked, excited, and dumbfounded.

"I'm surprised how well you handled us." Captain America tells me, "And how well you handled my shield. It was almost as if I tought you how to use it."

"Technically, you did teach me, when you through the shield at me."

"You learned that quickly?!"

"Yes. That's also how I bested every one else too."

"I think you might have a sharper eye than Hawkeye." The man with the bow, i'm guessing Hawkeye, looks peeved at the thought of me having sharper eyes than him. Fury clears his throat.

"Now I think it's time for introductions. Every one this is _ Fury. I adopted her for her ability. She is under the guardianship of her 'uncle' Tony. This is Captain America."

"Hi. You can call me Steve, or Rogers, or what ever you want." Steve seems nervous.

"He Isn't too good around beautiful women." Tony clarifies. Fury points at the man who surrendered.

"This is-"

"Call me Dr. Banner" I shudder, I hate doctors. Fury points to the red-head.

"That is Natasha."

"Hallo." He points to the god.

"That is Thor."

"For a midgardian, you hit very hard. I am pleased to meet such a lovely and strong woman." Fury points to the man with the bow.

"That is Hawkeye."

"Call me Clint. How much training have you had?"

"None." Clint frowns.

"You hate Doctors, why?" So he did notice me flinch.

"My ability came from being experimented on when I was young. They always got me to trust them. That's why I don't trust any type of doctors. No offence Banner, but I won't trust you for a long time."

"None taken, I know what it's like knowing you can't trust a certain type of person."

"I'm sorry." Clint looks guilty now.

"Don't be, you didn't know." I smile to show no harm done. "Well I have school tomarrow, so I need to get to bed so I can get up early. Good night ya'll."

"Good Night" Everyone says. I stop.

"Does the elevator work or do I need to take the stairs?"

"The elevator works, Miss Fury, Sorry for stopping the elevator on you."

"It's okay JARVIS. And I told you to call me _, not Miss Fury."

"Of coarse, _, my mistake."

"Continue with the sarcasm and I find your central operator and mess with your personality, maybe even take you off line."

"Yes _."

"Glad we have an understanding." Then I left and went to my room. I changed into my pajamas and crawled into bed, and fell asleep.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Avenger's P.O.V.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I have the feeling she's hiding something." Hawkeye states. The Avengers all nod in agreement.

"We'll bring Loki in, and have them both spy on each other. That way we can make sure _'s not hiding any thing and that Loki's being good." Fury plans.

"Sounds good, then we all can keep an eye on both of them." Thor booms.