Really Chekov?
"Keptain, ve are approaching an ion storm and cannot manoeuvre."
"Really Chekov?"
"I cannot consume alcohol as I turn eighteen in tvo months."
"Really Chekov?"
"Chess is my favourite game! I am ze undefeated champion at ze Academy!"
"Really Chekov?"
"Vhy is zat animal staring at me…? Oh, I hawe muesli in my pocket."
"Really Chekov?"
"Yellov is ze best colour Keptain. Ve hawe less accidents zen redshirts."
"Really Chekov?"
"Keptain, I am a groving boy. I eat lots of food. It is to be expected."
"Really Chekov?"
"Please Keptain, I'm a nawigator not a lowe doctor."
"Really Chekov?"
"In Russia I vent to bed at nine o'clock because I hawe four younger siblings."
"Really Chekov?"
"All good zings vere inwented in Russia."
"Really Chekov?"
"Ze last time I vent to ze botany lab I accidentally squashed vone of Hikaru's plants and it took him veeks to grov it back again."
"Really Chekov?"
"Keptain, are you sure Mister Spock should go to ze planet? Zey are registered xenophobes."
"Really Chekov?"
"I do not zink I should take ze comm again Keptain… not after vhat happened last time."
"Really Chekov?"
"My Uncle told me zat curly hair is ze hair of Satan. Is zat true?"
"Really Chekov?"
"Okay Keptain… I vill admit… I hawe newer been kissed on ze lips."
"Really Chekov?"