Be Serious Sulu
"Sorry Captain… I make no excuses for fracturing Hendorff's arm."
"Be serious Sulu."
"I would like to volunteer to lead the Away Team. You never know when fencing might come in handy."
"Be serious Sulu."
"Me? Hm, I'd have to say my favourite food is rice because it goes with anything."
"Be serious Sulu."
"The last time someone teased a carnivorous plant it almost ate them."
"Be serious Sulu."
"If you versed me in fencing I would whoop your ass."
"Be serious Sulu."
"Well our trajectory indicates that we'll miss the anomaly and be free from turning into something undesirable."
"Be serious Sulu."
"Captain, it seems that we've successfully avoided the Klingons. Hopefully we'll be back on the ship while they're still scratching their noses."
"Be serious Sulu."
"Well Captain, in piloting the Enterprise I actually have to do work, while you sit in your chair ordering people around. I've got the better end of the deal."
"Be serious Sulu."
"Starfleet Academy Fencing Champion right here!"
"Be serious Sulu."
"I'm not drunk. I can get back myself."
"Be serious Sulu."
"I always wanted to be a hero, or at the very least an action star. Well, all dreams are achievable."
"Be serious Sulu."
"Heck yeah I'm fit. I think."
"Be serious Sulu."
"There is a time and place for everything Captain. This isn't the time or place for seriousness."
"Be serious Sulu."