Story: Yu-Gi-Oh: The Insanity of Kaiba Trilogy
Author: Master Jin Sonata
Written: February 22nd, 2015
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: T (Violence, Language)
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or its insane antagonist.

This is a collection of all three Yu-Gi-Oh fics we have published on this site from several years ago. We will be removing the original versions, so this definitive update is where you will now find them! In this collection you will find:

The Insanity of Kaiba: The Sore Loser
Originally Published On March 18th, 2007

The Insanity of Kaiba: A Stroke of Bad Luck?
Originally Published On May 20th, 2007

The Insanity of Kaiba: Extreme Meltdown
Originally Published On March 6th, 2008

The Insanity of Kaiba: The Sore Loser

Seto Kaiba and Yugi Moto were on the rooftop of KaibaCorp already in a raging battle of Duel Monsters. Joey, Téa, and Tristan were nearby watching.

After Kaiba's move, it was Yugi's turn.

"I will now draw two cards and place them face-down on the battlefield. Then I will reveal my magic card and then fuse it with my Blue-Eyes White Dragon to create a more powerful dragon. I will then discard this card and summon Dark Magician, which will give me an additional…" Yugi began talking, before he was suddenly interrupted.

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU DON'T NEED TO VERBALLY DEMONSTRATE YOUR PLAYS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE DAMN GAME, I OWN THE FREAKIN' COMPANY TO BEGIN WITH YOU SIMP! ON TOP OF THAT YOU ARE CLEARLY BREAKING THE RULES ON HOW TO SUMMON! THIS IS THE 80th BATTLE YOU'VE DONE THIS! GAAAAAHHH!" Kaiba yells at the top of his lungs.

Everyone froze in place, completely at a loss for words at Kaiba's tantrum, prompting Joey to speak up.

"C'mon Kaiba, don't be such a hard-ass on all of this…" Joey responds...

CLANG!

...before getting knocked upside the head by Kaiba's Duel Disk he had tossed at him in order to shut up.

"Geez, Kaiba, I'm just doing it for the children watching the show!" Yugi responds, scratching his head at Kaiba's odd behavior.

"WHAT AUDIENCE?!" Kaiba shouted before turning to see a camera sitting off to the side of him. "WHAT?! WE'RE BEING RECORDED FOR A TV SHOW?!"

He immediately approaches it and kicks it right off the roof...

WHACK!

...which ends up landing on the head of a sidewalk-bound Pegasus, knocking him out cold.

"SCREW THIS, I'M GOING TO BED. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DAMN VICTORIES AND YOUR VERBAL PLAYER'S WALK-THROUGH TO YOURSELF," Kaiba shouted, stomping off back inside the building.

Everyone stood there dumbfounded at everything that had just transpired. The ever vigilant and optimistic Yugi stepped forward.

"Maybe another game will cheer him up. I'm sure I can get through to him," Yugi said as he ran after Kaiba. But before he could get far, Kaiba reemerges with a rocket-launcher and started firing at everyone as they scrambled to get away from his raging blasts.

"AND DON'T COME BACK!" Kaiba yells once more, tossing aside the smoking weapon before going off to sulk.

Please review and keep watch for the next story: The Insanity of Kaiba: A Stroke of Bad Luck?, as this collection is constantly updated until its completion!