Shut Up Bones!

by T'Liana

Continuation of 'Damn It Jim'. When it comes to his Chief Medical Officer's attitude, all Jim can say is 'Shut up Bones'

Shut Up Bones!

"This is the Infirmary. In here I own you!"

"Shut up Bones!"

"How many times have I told you that alien women are likely to carry diseases?"

"Shut up Bones!"

"Uh… Jim… you've been turned into a woman. And a mighty fine one at that."

"Shut up Bones!"

"Why do people cry when someone dies in movies? It's not real."

"Shut up Bones!"

"Okay Jim, what planet was it this time?"

"Shut up Bones!"

"If you were a woman I'd be trailing you around and making sure your endless stream of pregnancies went alright."

"Shut up Bones!"

"Dammit Jim, what they hell did they do to you to make you so grumpy?"

"Shut up Bones!"

"Why the hell can't you stay out of the Infirmary for more than one day?"

"Shut up Bones!"

"Honestly Jim, sometimes I think you're a bit of a-"

"Shut up Bones!"

"I can't permit you to go on this mission. It's suicide!"

"Shut up Bones!"

"Do I need to start giving you treats for every day you stay out of the Infirmary?"

"Shut up Bones!"

"Apologise to Spock!"

"Shut up Bones!"

"Ha. I can tell Uhura's in a bad mood today by that black eye you've got."

"Shut up Bones!"

"JIM! YOUR QUARTERS ARE TWO DECKS UP! GET THAT GIRL THERE OR I WILL RAM A HYPO UP YOUR ASS SO HARD FOR THESE UNSANITARY BEHAVIOURS IN THE CORRIDORS!"

"SHUT UP BONES!"