Real Fascinating Spock

by T'Liana

Continuation of 'Shut Up Bones'. Spock often states the obvious and Jim must reply with a sarcastic 'Real fascinating Spock'

Real Fascinating Spock

"Captain, could you please refrain from eating with your fingers. It is most barbaric."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"I am Vulcan. 'G'day' is not part of my vocabulary."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"Ion storms are unpredictable. I suggest avoiding them or we may become part of the animal kingdom."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"The brain function of the natives indicates that they are constantly aggressive. I would advise against returning to the planet, lest we are attacked again."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"I believe this is where I say 'I told you so'."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"Captain, I wish to inquire about the rules of the Terran game 'footsies'. Lieutenant Sulu and Chekov seem to do it often, and I am always looking to expand on my regular exercise routine."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"Captain, this Rec Room is public space. It is inappropriate to be as scantily clad as you are."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"Lieutenant Uhura is not interested in you, Captain. It is illogical to continue persual."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"This is the final occasion where I rescue you from obsessed women; any other and you are retreating on your own."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"The Enterprise is a ship, not a she, Captain."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"I do not understand your capability to constantly return to the Infirmary. It is most illogical."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"As a Vulcan I embrace logic."

"Real fascinating Spock."

"Captain, chocolate is alcoholic to Vulcans. I cannot accept your offer of chocolate milk."

"Real fascinating Spock."