Damn It Jim!
"It wasn't my fault! Those alien chicks used mind control on me."
"Damn it Jim!"
"Why are you so grumpy all the time? Would you like me to organise some dates?"
"Damn it Jim!"
"Don't go that way! There are obsessed women who are trying to kill me!"
"Damn it Jim!"
"Uh… I saw Uhura naked… and she kicked my genitals."
"Damn it Jim!"
"I think it's time we need a new Chief Medical Officer… one who's friendly… any suggestions?"
"Damn it Jim!"
"Ack! Stop it with the hypoing Bones! That's an order!"
"Damn it Jim!"
"Bones, in your past life you were a woman."
"Damn it Jim!"
"But-but-but-but-but it's so cute! Bones, it's a kitten! Can we keep it? Pleeeease?"
"Damn it Jim!"
"Woah… your ex-wife is a babe!"
"Damn it Jim!"
"Bones, don't turn around. A carnivorous jungle plant is trying to eat you."
"Damn it Jim!"
"I know you're a doctor – not a xenobiologist – but how the hell do they copulate?"
"Damn it Jim!"
"Aww, diddums hasn't had his coffee yet. How sad."
"Damn it Jim!"
"It's about time you got married again. Who'll be the unfortunate girl?"
"Damn it Jim!"
"You might say that you're fine, but you're stumbling like a drunk duck. No more beer for you."
"Damn it Jim!"
"I told you. STOP THE BLOODY HYPOING!"
"DAMN IT-"
"DAMN IT BONES!"