"I made it myself!" Sarah laughed, watching her beloved Invader Zim DVDs.

"Sarah! Can you turn it down!? I'm trying to concentrate." Mary, her twin sister demanded.

"Fine! Riight after this scene."

"Hey Mary" Terry called out, deciding to pay her buddies a visit. "What cha doing?"

"I'm making a Universal Remote control." She exclaimed, holding up her new invention.

"Hey Mary, I hate to bust your bubble, but you can go buy those at the store…"

"But not like this though! This is crafty little work of art allows me to travel to my favorite television programs and actually interact with the characters!"

"So, you're saying if I wanted to go to like Naruto's world, I could?" She raised a brow with a hint of excitement.

"Well, yes but the problem is, since this is a prototype, I haven't found out a way to come back yet." Mary sighed. "It would be extremely dangerous to use it right now."

"Damn… Oh well, I guess you're right. So, doing anything else today?"

"I guess we could go to the park or something and hang out. I don't have anything planned." Mary shrugged, putting the device down.

"How about lunch? I'm starving." Terry pointed to the kitchen, where the two then went to get a bite to eat.

"I SHALL NAME HIM PUSTULIO!"

"This never gets old!" Sarah got up from the couch, and walked over to quickly say hi to her friend and come back. "Alright, where is the remote?" She figured, needing to pause it. She looked around and then noticed the black remote sitting on the counter. "Wow, the remote sure has changed. Mary must have played around with it again."

"…and that Terry is how I defeated Mannaroth in Warcraft Three" Mary boasted with Terry, both eating a sandwich of choice.

"There is a lot more buttons on here then yesterday…Hmm how about the purple one!" Sarah exclaimed dramatically about to hit the button.

"NO! SARAH, DON'T HIT THAT BUTTON! IT'S NOT THE VOLUME OR THE PAUSE!" Mary cried dropping her lunch and jumping towards Sarah as Terry followed. But it was too late. A bright blue light emitted from the remote and sucked in the three girls.

Sarah's POV

"…Where am I?" I woke up upside down in a tree. "OH BLOODY HEL…" The branch snapped and I hit the ground. "Where's Mary and Terry?...Wait, there was something about… THE REMOTE!" Something strange was going on, something wasn't right. I rubbed my head, and realized… "OH MY GOD I'M BALD!" I felt my head and all that was there were two antennas. I then looked at my hands which were gloved and I took them off to reveal a petite, pointed, green hand. "Hmm, my green skinned and oddly bald head could only mean… I'M AN IRKEN! But…HOW?!" I looked around to notice cold staring eyes which belonged to Zim's lawn gnomes. "LIFE IS SWEET!" I squealed, always wanting to meet Zim. I ran up to the door, and knocked. I waited until a green figure with his black Elvis hairdo and obviously fake contact eyes opened the door. Before I could react, he pulled me inside.

"What are you doing?!" He scowled. "You come to an enemy planet completely undisguised, and… wait, what ARE you doing here?"

"I um… came here on the account of scientific curiosity of the planet, and possibly an aid for your mission?" I made up some random excuse.

"You think Zim would need the assistance of such a short invader?! Please, you are hardly worthy to clean the earth dirt off my boots." He flicked his wrist in the way a king would a jester.

"Weelll, I guess I could just show these pictures of you to the Earth authorities." I smiled as I took out pictures I kept with me from the show which revealed Zim's alien self. "I need a place to stay since my Voot Cruiser crashed anyway."

"WHAT?! WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE!? Fine, you can stay as long as you don't touch anything." He scowled in defeat.

"YAY! Trust me it'll be like I'm not even here!" I jumped up and hugged him. He let out a groan and pushed me off.

"Let's get you disguised." He took me to his underground lab via the trash can, and it was just as awesome as it looked on TV. Opening a computer up, he pushed me in front of it. "Chose whatever" He folded his arms.

"Ok! Cool!" I glistened, moving my fingers on the keyboard thing. I set it up where it looked like normal me, my usual brown eyes and hair with my normal flesh colored skin. I chose my usual sea green shirt and black pants as well so if Terry and/or Mary saw me, they would know it was me. I clicked ok and the computer enclosed me in the small space and changed my appearance completely.

"There, now you look like a normal filthy stink beast." Zim stated nonchalantly. I walked out and was happy to have hair again. "Also, your Pak should remember this appearance now so you can change whenever you want. But you should already know that." He rolled his eyes.

"Thank you Zim!" I rubbed his antennas, which made him look like he just took a sleeping pill, but he went back to his normal self when he again pushed me away.

"What kind of defective Irken are you?" He glared.

"One who has had her life's dream finally realized" I laughed as he looked at me completely confused.

Terry's POV

I awoke to find myself on a bed in a strange house. "Ok, where the fuck am I, and where is Sarah so I can go wring her neck?" I got up and walked out of the room. All this seemed familiar from somewhere…but what?!

"So you're finally awake." I heard a voice call out to me from the family room. I turned around to see a large headed boy sitting on the couch on his computer.

"Wait a second… That's Dib!" I thought as I stood in the hallway. But if that's Dib, that means Sarah really did suck us into the Invader Zim world… "Yeah, so have you seen a spastic brunette girl or a smart looking blonde girl around here?

"No. You were toppled over at the park though if you need a place to look."

"Eh, I'll do it later. What are you doing anyway?" I walked over, and sat on the couch.

"I'm on Mysterious Mysteries online."

"Of course that's where Dib would be." I thought. "Anyway, I'm Terry."

"I'm Dib." As he said that, Gaz walked out of her room.

"Dib what did dad tell you about bringing freaks to the house?" She scowled, playing her Game Slave Two.

"Ha, damn straight I'm a freak!" I ran up to her and caught her in a head lock.

"Unless you want to plummet into a nightmare world of no waking, I suggest you release me." She put down her Game Slave.

"You want to debate on it?!" I laughed. Her eyes grew red and she grabbed my shoulders in an attempt to throw me down. We both landed on the floor and my eyes grew yellow (A/N Terry's part wolf here) as we started wrestling each other.

"Terry, Gaz! Cut it out!" Dib called out annoyed. I clawed her stomach as she bit the back of my neck. I haven't had this much fun since I hid that poisonous spider in Sarah's bed. Of course then Dib came and ruined it. He pulled me off of Gaz obviously not wanting to invoke his sister. "God, you two both have violent minds. Find something constructive to do together instead of killing each other." We both looked at him as he realized the error in what he said. "No please! Ahhh!" We both jumped on top of Dib and started beating on him. I grabbed his scythe hairdo as it looked fun to pull. He screamed trying to push us off.

"Hey Dib, she isn't so bad." Gaz stated lowly, as she punched him one last time and got off him.

"Sorry Dib, it looked like fun." I cackled.

"Yeah, well you seem well enough to go home now…" He grunted getting off the floor.

"Home?" I realized I really had nowhere to stay.

"You do have somewhere to live don't you?" He questioned.

"Eh, no. Not really." I sweated.

"Dib she can stay on the couch." Gaz shrugged, leaving to her room playing her game.

"Fine…"

"Cool thanks!"

Mary's POV

"…Ugg Saraahh." I groaned, getting off the tiled floor. "What is this place?" I was surrounded by people with huge shopping bags and I realized I'm in a mall. "Of all places…a mall." I walked off and looked for a way out. The people looked odd. Something I would see… in Invader Zim. "Oh for God's Sake!" I exited the large building to look over at the large disgusting city. I walked off and searched for my idiot sister and Terry as they must have been teleported somewhere else. As I walked, I noticed a green dog… with MY remote! I ran over to the dog which had my remote in one hand and a slushy in the other. "Excuse me Gir…?" The little dog looked up to me and dropped his slushy.

"HI!!" He jumped onto my head and sat on my shoulders. "YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY!!" He giggled.

"And I thought dealing with Sarah was difficult…" I reached for the little robot and put him down. "Hey little guy, would you please give that remote to me?" I held out my hand. He looked blankly for a moment, but then took it, spinning me in a circle.

"Only if you dance with mee!!" He stated.

"No way, there's no power on this earth that would…" The little robot looked as if it was about to cry… "Wait! No! Alright… fine…" I sighed, and the second I did, Gir started spinning on the ground but then took my hands again and started moving me back and forth.

"WEEEEEEEE!!!" As he grabbed my hands, I quickly grabbed the remote and put it in my bag as he then continued dancing.

"This is so humiliating." I complained as I was dancing with a dog in public. He didn't seem to care though. We started spinning and it happened so fast I started feeling sick. "Ok Gir, I need a break!"

"Say pleeassee!"

"Fine! PLEASE!" At that he let go and I spun over to a garbage can, where I promptly threw up.

"Yay! That was fun!" He clapped in approval. I merely shrugged and started walking off. Of course, I looked back to see the little dog was now alone and I being the good person I hate to be, felt bad and went back.

"Do you need a friend to hang out with?" I knew I'd pay for this later, but oh well.

"YEAH!" He jumped, turning on his rockets and put me on his back.

"Gir?! Where are we going?!" I screamed, not enjoying being high in the air.

"THE DANCE CLUB!"

"OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" I hated dancing. Not even Sarah could get me to do it. "This is going to be a long day."

A/N: I did this out of curiosity and primarily entertainment. I laughed when I tried thinking about what hells my sister would be going through if she met Gir and same goes for Zim with me and Dib with Terry. So well, PLEASE review! I like to know what people think and any criticism or ideas (like ideas for chapter two cough) could help me with the following chapters. Alright, I'm done. I'm done. -disappears-