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" Shut the fuck up Orton," The Canadian threw a fluffy pillow at him. " I so fuckin tired of hearing you talk about yourself." Randy rolled his eyes.

" Well, theirs nothing else to talk about." John shrugged.

" True that." The men sat around the hotel room, eating leftover pizza from the day before. Today was a boring day. They were off until Monday. No house shows, no live events, and no autograph signings. Being that today was only Tuesday and they had just finished a show just mere hours ago, it was boring to say the least.

" Okay, lets talk about what Divas we'll do." Chris suggested. John, Jeff, Randy looked at each other, then nodded in response. " I'll go first. I'll do Vickie." Randy and John burst in to laughter.

" Vickie Guerrero. Isn't she a little to...old for you, Jericho?" John raised his eye brow. Chris shook his head.

" Naw, I wasn't talking about her. I was talking about Victoria." The three looked at each other then shrugged. She wasn't that bad.

" I'll do Maria." John glared at the younger Hardy when he herd one of his best friends mentioned.

" Watch it Hardy, your already have a girlfriend." Jeff rolled his eyes, and took a bite out of his pepperoni pizza. He knew John was sensitive of his younger friend but he meant no harm.

" So, Lover Boy who would you do?" Jeff asked, turning to the married Orton.

" Considering I'm a happily married man, I wouldn't do any one of these Divas." All three burst into laughter. Even though Randy didn't cheat on his newly wife, he often flirted with the Divas.

" C'mon Ran. Seriously." John laughed, he knew his best friend fantasized about some Divas. Shaking his head, Randy rubbed his eyes.

" Nope..." Looking at all his friends, he knew they weren't convinced. Hell, he didn't even convince himself. " Okay, Melina. I would tear that shit up.." Suddenly he felt another pillow thrown at him. Then he remembered. " Sorry Jeff. It's just that your girlfriend looks good as hell." Jeff shook his head, and rolled his eyes.

" What ever. So Johnny Boy, who would you do?" Jeff asked. John shrugged.

" To be honest guys, these girls aren't my type. Even though, I could have all of them over me in a second." Randy laughed, and slapped his best friend a high five.

" Oh Really. I bet these girls wouldn't be interested in you either. You might not be their type." John frowned, repositioning himself on the bed.

" Chris are you serious. I'm everyone's type. I don't like to toot my horn but... toot, toot." Randy smirked. It was no lie that him and John were alike. They were cousins. It was in their blood.

" John seriously," Jeff started, " What makes you think these girls really like you?" Jeff asked, sitting up from the floor. John smirked.

" Umm Jeff, have you seen me? I am fuckin' adorable. I am fuckin' hot." Jeff rolled his eyes, believing his conceded friend was to much to handle. " Really Jeffery, name one girl who wouldn't like me and I couldn't have." Jeff bit his lip, trying to come up with a Diva.

" Ames, she wouldn't even let you near her. To tell you the truth, she cant stand you." Jeff, and Chris laughed. John frowned.

" Are you talking about Amy Dumas. Lita?" He asked, unsure. The truth was, he couldn't stand her either, but if it proved to all the guys that he could get any girl he wanted, then he would have to learn how to.

" C'mon cuz, you gonna let these assholes step on your manhood?" Randy asked, trying to get his cousin pumped up.

" Naw. I could get Amy if I wanted to." Jeff raised an eye brow.

" Really?" He asked, as John nodded. " Well Mr. John Cena. I bet you that you cant get Amy to like you by the end of the month."

" Well your wrong. If I win, and I will, whats in it for me?" He asked. Jeff thought for a second.

" I'll pay your phone bills and 100 dollars a week for a 4 months." Jeff offered. John smirked. This was right up his alley. His phone bills were outrageous, and that 100 dollars could be put aside for his car payments.

" Well Hardy, you must be pretty confident." Jeff nodded, and looked at Chris and Randy who were strangely quiet.

" Ya damn straight...but if you loose, which you will, then you have to pay ALL my bills and just for the heck of it...give me 100 dollars a week for... a year." John smirked.

" Then, you got yourself a deal."

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