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We're all back from the Hamptons, well rested. I've already started to see those fake tans sprouting up. Worst thing? Tan lines. Most of us are new. Freshmen to Constance Billard or St. Judes.

Familiar faces are starting to sprout up in the city. R, M, and J have already hit up the Barneys. Meanwhile, twin brother to J, N, has been watching the swimming pool across from his pent-house with a glazed expression. Swimming-pool-hungry-much? Talk about an obsession. But ladies, I'm warning you, he's hot. And did I forget to mention? He's mine.

Sightings:

R deciding between a pair of maroon Viktor and Rolf boots and a pair of Channel wedges. Don't worry, she picked the Viktor and Rolf boots. Those are tots adorable. And were they the last pair?

M and J skating at Rockefeller Center. J knows how to strut her stuff. Or else it's a body double. N watching a gorgeous freshmen do somersaults into the pool. Did I mention he skipped a grade?

Questions:

Q. Dear Gossip Girl,

I heard that you are a homo at St. Judes. Other versions say you're a perverted hobo who has no life.

-RO

Dear RO,

If I was a hobo, would I have a computer? Rest assured, I'm a girl.

-GG

Q) Dear GG,

A guy who sounds eerily like N was watching me swim yesterday. He's hot, but kinda scary. Is he new to the city?

-Scared_Kay

Dear S_K

N was watching your body, not you, so I'd be honored.

-GG

So I'm off to Barneys to replace that last season Vivienne Tam cocktail dress.

You Know You Love Me,

Gossip Girl