Come On Scotty

by T'Liana

Continuation of 'That's Enough Uhura'. When the Chief Engineer is around, Jim is always exasperated and all he can seem to say is 'Come on Scotty'

Come On Scotty

"Capt'n, the Warp Core is unstable. I'd suggest shore leave so I have time to fix it."

"Come on Scotty."

"There's a lovely lass over there, eyein' ye Capt'n. Go talk ta her."

"Come on Scotty."

"I need a new drinkin' buddy. Perhaps Bones…"

"Come on Scotty."

"Stop wavin' that screw over me head. I cannae get any work done while yer hoverin' around."

"Come on Scotty."

"Ach, I'd take Scotch over beer any day."

"Come on Scotty."

"Get back to the Bridge Capt'n. Engineerin's no place for ye."

"Come on Scotty."

"Best cure for a hangover is more grog. Drink up."

"Come on Scotty."

"Sometimes I feel like we've gone back to the bloody Stone Age when we visit planets like this."

"Come on Scotty."

"Hell no, I am not goin' down there. I had enough o' cold on Delta Vega."

"Come on Scotty."

"It sometimes seems like the lads you hire for me are completely incompetent."

"Come on Scotty."

"Bloody hell. Every time there's a problem on the Enterprise ye turn ta me. I cannae solve every problem with a wave of me hand."

"Come on Scotty."

"Excuse me! I come outta Engineerin'… ahem… once or twice a week…"

"Come on Scotty."

"This daft thing cannae even recognise me accent. I have half a mind ta break it."

"Come on Scotty."

"Oh, hello Capt'n. I see yet in the Infirmary as much as I am."