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ZOMG WALLS.' Azure was running around HQ again. 'She is so going to hit one.' Rain muttered. Azure ran into a wall. 'Idiot.' 'Shut up.' 'IM NOT THE ONE WHO RAN INTO A WALL.'

'…I didn't run into a wall. It came out of nowhere and it hit me.' 'Your stupid.' Suddenly out of nowhere, a random guy placed his arm around rain's shoulder saying 'Heeeeey.'

'Can I help you with somethin?' 'Yes yes you can~' 'Have you met my friend Bo?' '…No?' She shoved her knee into his groin and flipped him onto his back.

'Ow…whhyyy woooulllld you dooo thattt?' The person whined. 'Entertainment.' Azure walked over 'Who the hell are you talking to?' 'Dunno.' '…Hhheeeeyyyy bbbaaabbbyyy.' The person said from where he laid on the floor.

Rain stomped on his face. 'Ooowww wwwhhyyy aarrreee yoouuu sooo mmmeeaannn tttoooo mmmeee.' 'Cuz I've always been.'

The person got up and walked away. Azure blinked 'Who was he?' 'Entertainment.' 'Ah' 'Now im bored.' 'Same.' Rain skipped off to find her husband. Azure just walked around.

The same guy who got his ass kicked by Rain was by Riza 'Heeeyyyy bbbaabbbyyy' 'Go away.' 'But what if I dun wanna~' She pulled out her gun. 'Kay, im leaving.' He ran away. Rain was in Roy's office, sitting on his lap. The mysterious guy burst into the office, pointing at Roy 'WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CHEATING MEH?' Roy blinks. 'Who the hell are you?'

'Im your man lover! Why don't you remember meeeeeee?' Rain blinked. 'Who the hell are you?' 'Kaiser.' 'What the hell do you want with my husband?' 'I want him in my bed~'

Rain glared. 'I will kick you ass if you don't leave.' Kaiser hung his head and pouted then walked away. 'Bastard.' She muttered, snuggling into her husband's arm.

Kaiser skipped down the hallway in a girly fashion and entered ed's office. 'What the hell are you doing here?' 'Cause I caan beeeee~' 'Get the hell out of here.' 'I dun wanna~' 'Want me to kick your ass?' Kaiser hugged Ed 'I knew you were an abusive husband~'

Suddenly he was on the floor, rain was stepping on his chest. 'O hay thar babe~' She pressed down hard on his chest. Azure walked in and stared 'What the hell is going on?' 'He keeps hitting on me, Riza, Roy, and your husband.' Azure opened her mouth then closed it. Kaiser grinned 'BUT TEH BLOND SHORTY IS TEH SEXIEST!~' 'WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?' Ed shouted as he stomped on Kaiser's groin. Kaiser screamed like a little girl. Rain spat on his face.

Kaiser pouted 'Why are you all sooo meeaannn toooo meeeee?' 'Entertainment.' Rain grinned. Kaiser got up and went to Azure and put an arm around her. 'GET YOUR DAMN ARM OFF MY WIFE.' Kaiser smirked 'Make me.'

A hand tapped on his shoulder. 'Eh?' 'Turn your pretty face.' 'Nu~' Royce flipped him over his shoulder then drop kicked him. 'Oww why would youuu dooo that?' 'Keep your hands off my mom and my aunt.' 'What if I dun wanna~' He grabbed Kaiser by the throat and shoved him into the wall. 'I will beat you until your bleeding.' 'Fine, fine, I'll leave them alone~'

Royce shoved him into the wall again then dropped him to the floor. Kaiser got up and left. 'I dun like him.' Ed said. 'I don't think anyone does.' Azure muttered. 'He's a great punching bag.' Rain said. Azure laughed then suddenly Amaya came out of nowhere and hid behind her dad. Why are you hiding behind Ed? Creepy…person…

Then Kaiser came out of nowhere and said 'Aww come on I just want to play~' Royce tackled Kaiser down. Kaiser stared at Royce 'Oh, so youu wanna play~?' Royce said nothing as he changed his arm into a metal blade. Kaiser stared at the blade. He shoved it under the guy's throat. 'What I do?' 'Mess with my damn cousin again and I will slice your throat.' 'Oh really now.' To prove his point, Royce cut his neck. 'Meep.' Kaiser got up and ran away. 'Bastard.'

Rain just stared at her son. 'No comment.' Ed said. 'But you did comment when you said no comment.' Azure said. 'Shut up.' 'No.' 'Bitch.' 'Fffft.' ':D' 'Yeah but Ed, your also a great punching bag.' Rain said. Amaya stared '…He is…?' 'Yeap.' Amaya punched Ed's arm. 'W.T.F?' 'Rain said you were a punching bag.' He glared at rain while she just grinned.

END OF SHORT STORY ONE

Star: I freakin love Kaiser xD

Viper: Meh

Star: Whhhat? xD

Rain: Sorry but she's busy doing hw

Star: Oh

Viper: Hate chem.

Star: xD

Viper: You are so freakin lucky

Star: am not

Viper: Your not taking chem.

Star: :D

Viper: :C

Star: Luv ya xD

Viper: Same

Star: LIES

Viper: yea ur right

Star: Knew it

Viper: Watever