Disclaimer: I do not own Assassination Classroom. Dani-sensei is my OC.

And this is a very short story that will waste your time. Proceed with caution.

Time for Otakus

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This is the face Korosensei and Fuwa-san are currently sporting while they are sitting on the steps behind our school building.

Okajima-kun approaches me while I smile nervously for them. It's been a full three minutes since they sat there and smiled in content.

"Nagisa, just what are they smiling about?" he asks me in confusion. "They look like they're going to start some kind of kaomoji clique."

"W-well, apparently, Korosensei has written his first fan fiction about a manga that he likes, and Fuwa-san read it."

"Eh!? A fan fiction has gotten them to react like that!?"

I knew the reason, because I forgot to submit my Math homework. Korosensei's face was light pink when I entered the faculty office, and that's what he said when I asked why he feels satisfied with something. Fuwa-san overheard, and nagged him for her to read it.

"Koro-cha~n!"

We look at Dani-sensei, who's running to the two while waving some papers in the air.

"Wait, the kaomoji clique has gotten another member!?" Okajima-kun exclaims incredulously as Dani-sensei sits between Korosensei and Fuwa-san with the same face they're making.

"Oh~, Dani-sensei, you've read it too?" we hear Fuwa-san ask.

"Yeah. I feel so refreshed after reading it~. Koro-chan, you should definitely send this to Shinoha** Toshi**-san so he can make an anime adaptation for this. I can't bear knowing that I don't get to see Gre** do this."

"She's right, Korosensei~" Fuwa-san agrees. "I would love to hear everyone in Kuroshitsu** say 'I love you' to me~~~! Especially Willi** T. Spea**!"

"Nurufufufu~" Korosensei laughs lightheartedly. "If you really want to hear them say that, then what if I suggest to Tobo** Ya**-sensei to make this script appear in the upcoming anime event for Kuroshitsu**?"

Dani-sensei squeals. "If that happens, then I get to see Fukuya** Ju*-san dub in real life~! How awesome is that!?"

Fuwa-san follows up. "Doesn't anyone appreciate Sugiya** Noria**-san's cuteness at all~?"

"Well, honestly, I'm interested on how Yasumo** Hiro**-san voice every one of his characters in the same yet different voice," Korosensei says in contemplation.

We stare at them for a moment before Okajima-kun breaks the silence between us.

"… I don't really get those otakus," he says.

In my opinion, loving anime and loving R18 material are the same, but I don't speak my mind, or else I feel that I would be in a long lecture of how the two differ.

Hi.

-does a kowtow- I'm sorry for being dead!

Well, anyway, I still won't publish constantly, because reasons. ;w; this was supposed to be where I unleash my writing, but I mainly use this account for reading. I'm a fail as a writer.

And, yes, I do think Fuwa and Korosensei were out-of-chara in here, but if it were those two, I think they would really talk about anime and manga for a whole day.

lol, for those of you who doesn't know the censored names, they are Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler's anime director, characters, the manga author and the voice actors, respectively. I wonder if I should take off the censor because they didn't censor "Toriko's and Hunter X Hunter's ultimate crossover" in the manga. But maybe I shouldn't, as Black Butler isn't published in Jump.

And for the "fan fiction" Korosensei has supposedly written is the original drama Toboso-sensei(?) wrote for Black Butler's Red Valentine anime event. Before I knew of it, though, I didn't approve of Fukuyama Jun-san dubbing Korosensei because I was biased over Onosaka Masaya-san, who dubbed him for AssClass' vomic, but I was smitten when I saw Fukuyama-san dub Grell in the event's dubbing corner. Now, when I watch AssClass, I squeal when I hear Korosensei say "nyuu", act cool, and do the background noise he makes when other characters are talking (like when Irina was showing her appeal to him in the storage shed, and when she tried to kill him in the assembly).

≦(._.)≧ I'm sorry if you have noticed that this has become a Fukuyama appreciation corner, an I-rant corner, and the AN is longer than the chapter itself, because it is. I'm very sorry.