Chapter 1. introduction
You know them. You love them. You hate them. They're the hot stuff-and you aren't.
The authors of the Coppertone Wars forum.
The bitchy self-acclaimed leader/know-it-all/grammar nazi corrector that no one even really likes; Clara.
The sidekick who thinks way too highly of herself and can't make an original idea to save her life; Bridget.
The dramatic bitch who also thinks way too highly of herself and can't do anything to save her life; Rachel.
The untalented bitch who can't write and thinks she's pretty because she uses her own picture; Natalie.
The irritating asian freak with a weird name and clearly thinks she's the most popular girl here; Della.
The fucking middle school ass with zero talent but acts like she's the fucking best at everything; Juanna.
Of course, there are many more but they aren't the main girls of the forum, and are there fore not worth mentioning.
sorry.
You might all want to bitch about me and how 'rude' I am in your reviews, but deep down inside, you know you think these things for all of them too. You know that these are their flaws and they deserve to have them pointed out. I'm not going to sit around in our forum with all of these bitches who think they're all that because they have a fucking forum.
Or you won't even fucking review at all, and I could give a fuck. I just want you to know my fucking opinion, okay bitches?