How to annoy the characters, Ch How to annoy the characters, Ch.2

Nara: Hey everybody! I'm baaack! This time, with one suggestion, and a couple characters that I missed last time!

Shikamaru: Ok, I have a feeling this is gonna be bad.

Nara: Oh nonsense Shika, you'll be just fine.

Shikamaru: I wasn't talking about me.

Nara: Ok, well you all enjoy while I just stay here and kill Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: Uh, ok. Wait, what?

Nara: Clueless. AttacksSasate

Tell her Ramen sucks

Call her a dobe

Eat ramen, and spit it out purposely, right in front of her

Insult Naruto

Insult Nara

Insult any of her friends

Mention Itatchi

Make a mess where she just cleaned, then say whomever is in the room with you beside herself did it.

Watch the lion chase her pray.

Scream FANBOYS!

Watch her run like she was gonna die.

Temari

While she's sleeping, take her gigantic fan, and move it in the living room, Putting a sticky note, and get the edge all dirty, and put on the note, From Kankuro.

In the morning, watch poor puppet guy run like heck.

Tell her Tenten is more powerful than she is.

Call her sand monster.

Run like heck away from there.

Itatchi

Call him weasel boy

Ask why he has those lines under his eyes

Tell him you think it's because he's old.

Say Sasuke is more powerful

And hotter

And all around better than him

Jack his Akatsuki robe

Wear his Akatsuki robe, and pretend to be him for a day, getting him kicked off the Akatsuki.

Laugh, as you repeat 1-6.

Nara: Ok, I guess I'm done now. Shikamaru isn't dead, to all you Shikamaru lovers. Just tied to a fricken tree. He is such a loser.