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Snappity Snap Snap!
There once was a crazy little girl name Lizzie McGuire, who believed she could get anything she wanted just by snapping her fingers, literally. Everyone pretended to love Lizzie because they felt bad for her and were under the impression that she was mentally retarded. So everytime Lizzie wanted something she snapped her fingers and said what she wanted, someone near by would give her what ever she wanted.
One morining Lizzie woke up and wanted a hot fudge sundae (even though she is lactose intolerate). She got up, snapped her fingers and said "I want a hot fudge sundae!"
Then her mom ran in and shoved a sundae into her face. "YAY!" shouted Lizzie, "It worked again." Lizzie ate the sundae and started to get dressed for school. Lizzie was also under the impression that she has a good sense of fashion when really Miranda is the fashion genius.
Lizzie put on a neon green feathery fluffy shirt thingy with a hula skirt and chinese slippers with a hole, so her big toe sticks out the front of them. "Woot! I'm ready for school!" She ran downstairs, well actually she fell down the steps because one time Matt told her that is how the cool kids did it and she has been doing that way ever since.
"Hmm I want to go to school" Lizzie said then she snapped her fingers. Then out of no where her dad jumped out from behind her and knock her out and when Lizzie woke up she was at school already. "Woot! I worked again!" she shouted when all the kids around her looked at her like she was stupid.
Gordo walked up to her and reluctantly said "Hey Lizzie" Gordo's parents had forced Gordo to be friends with Lizzie because Lizzie's parents pay Gordo's parents top dollar for her friends. "HEY GORDO!" she ran up to him and gave him a big hug and snapped her fingers and said "Make Gordo kiss me"
Gordo had to do it, so when he did he blew up from all the Lizzie cooties. "WOOT! GORDO KISSED ME" She ran down the hall screamming this. Then Miranda ran up behind her and crazy glued Lizzie's fingers together so she can never snap again. "MIRANDA! NOW I CAN'T SNAP"
"That was the point...hah!" and then Miranda ran away. All the kids cheered, even Lizzie's parents and then Lizzie kept trying to snap anyway. She tried so hard that she blew up. All the kids laughed and lived happily ever after...except Gordo cause he blew up from Lizzie cooties.
The End.