Ok, this is my first story with chapters
Ok, this is my first story with chapters! Wee...no sarcasm intended. I tried that poll thing but it didn't work out to well...but it's still open in case anyone wants to help me out! Yeah I'm really new to the writing thing and I just got serious so please people give me tips and support me. Oh and just so you know right now, this story is sasunaru, in other words, yaoi, so flamers you are warned, then again I'd like a flame just so I could hear you bitch and so I could bitch right back. Now, onward to the story!
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, never will...sigh
Signed,
Grindell
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Sasuke heard a knock at his door. He looked up from his cereal and sighed. It was 6:37 in the morning, and already he was being bothered by fangirls. The person knocked again. Sasuke sighed again and got up. He walked to his door and opened it. Standing there was Naruto.
"Oi, dobe, what do you wa-".
He was stopped as Naruto rose on his tippy toes and kissed Sasuke briefly. Naruto turned and ran down the road towards Kiba, Shikamaru, Sakura, Ino, Neji, Lee, and Kankuro (who was visiting from Sand with Temari and Gaara). Kiba, Shikamaru, and Kankuro were laughing their heads off and Neji was glaring at Sasuke. Sasuke just stood there, still trying to figure out what just happened.
--"--
"You did it!" said Kiba, still laughing.
"I know," moaned Naruto. "I need soap and water! Soap and Water!!"
"Why?" asked Ino.
"Because my mouth has been ruined! Poisoned!" cried Naruto.
"Yeah well, you still have to live through being poisoned five more times today," said Shikamaru with a small smile. He looked down at a paper in his hands. "That was only Morning Freshness. You still got five more kisses to go. You can stop anytime you know."
"No way, I have never lost a bet before and I'm not going to start now!" growled Naruto.
"So you'll keep going?" asked Kankuro, smirking.
"I don't think you should Naruto, you'll regret it," said Neji.
"Thanks for the concern but ether way I'll lose my pride anyway and I might as well lose my pride and win something then lose my pride and also be called a coward."
"Touché," said Kiba, calming down a bit.
"Aw. You looked so cute when you kissed him. And I get to see it five more times," giggled Sakura. Naruto blushed.
"Sakura, you're enjoying this?" Lee asked. "I never would have guessed you'd actually like this bet."
"Yeah, and I have absolutely no idea why. It just looked so cute." She turned to Shikamaru. "What's next?"
"If Naruto can handle it, Ramen Flavoured," he answered. "You should thank us Naruto. We're trying to make it so you can live with most of them."
"I don't care what flavour it is, I still have to kiss him, and anyways how are you going to convince him to eat ramen? He hates it."
"Just leave that to us," said Ino, gesturing to Sakura and herself. "We'll get him to do it."
"I'm really regretting this," sighed Naruto. Kiba burst into laughter again.
--"--
Naruto was hiding outside the ramen shop, waiting for Sasuke to show up. I never should have agreed to this, he thought, sigh But it's too late to back out now.
'Kit?' Naruto jumped a bit at having the fox talk to him so suddenly.
'What do you want Fox? I'm not in the mood.'Naruto mentally growled at the fox.
'Touchy. I only wanted to ask why you're letting those pitiful mortals manipulate you like this. If you don't want to do it, don't,'Kyuubi growled back
Naruto snorted, causing a passerby to stare at him, 'I wouldn't expect you to understand Fox. The way you probably lived trough your life, all you had to do to stop people from manipulating you was to kill them.'
Kyuubi beamed at him, 'Are you saying you want me to kill them? That could be fun!'
'That's not what I'm saying at all! Besides, they're not even manipulating me. I chose to do this on my own free will. I have yet to lose a bet!'
Naruto could see the demon smirk, 'Is this really about winning a bet, or are you doing this out of your own pleasure?'
'What are you suggesting Fox?!I'm not doing this for joy you know, 'Naruto hissed back.
Kyuubi sniggered, 'If that's what you say, and don't look now but here comes your boyfriend.'
'He's not my boyfriend dammit!' Naruto raised his head as he heard footsteps heading in his direction. 'Crap! They got him to come.'
'What you're really thinking is 'Yes! They got him to come! Now I con make out with him a second time!' The fox demon laughed 'Awwwww. Isn't that sweat, the little Kit's in love.'
'Shut up damn Fox. I'm not in love, and even if I was it would never be with Sasuke-bastard.'
The giant fox chuckled. 'If you say so Kit, if you say so.'
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"Where are you taking me?" asked Sasuke.
"Somewhere," replied Ino, smiling.
"That didn't answer my question," grumbled Sasuke.
"Have you eaten yet?"
"Yeah, I had breakfast."
"Well you're about to have something else," said Sakura, smiling at him.
Sasuke sighed. It had been a strange day. First the incident with Naruto and now this.
Once Sasuke had figured out what happened he had gone back inside to think about it. Why had Naruto kissed him? But then he had remembered that Naruto had run down the road towards some of their other friends so then he thought it had probably been a dare or something. But why would Naruto agree with that? Arrrggghhh. This was all so confusing. Around 7:50, Sakura and Ino had arrived saying they had an offer for him. They didn't say much except that it wouldn't harm him, so helpful.
"We're here!" cried Ino.
This snapped Sasuke back into reality. He looked around. There was nothing there except... the Ichiraku noodle bar.
"You're going to make me eat ramen? The hell?"
"Don't worry, you wont have to pay. We have that covered. Now go on. We'll be watching to make sure you actually eat it."
'What the hell is going on?' he thought.He walked in the shop followed by Sakura and Ino. He sat down at the counter and told Teuchi he'd have miso flavoured ramen. Teuchi turned to the girls
"And you two?"
"Nothing please," replied Sakura.
"What she said," said Ino. Teuchi shrugged and turned around to start making Sasuke's ramen.
"You're Naruto's friends right?" He asked.
"Yep!" answered Sakura. Sasuke looked up at the mention of Naruto's name.
"Why do you want to know?" asked Ino.
"Because usually he's comes here for breakfast and I haven't seen him all day."
"Well he's off doing something with some of his other friends. We're just here to treat Sasuke to ramen." said Ino.
Ayame laughed. "In Teuchi's day the boys treated the girls to stuff." She turned around with a bowl a steaming miso ramen in her hands and placed it in front of Sasuke.
"Enjoy," and with that they went back to doing whatever they were doing before (1).
Sasuke slowly started to eat the ramen. After awhile he looked up and saw that Ino and Sakura were both staring at him and had small smiles on their faces.
"What?" He asked them.
"Nothing," said Sakura.
"We've just never seen you eat ramen before," said Ino.
Sasuke looked at them suspiciously. They were up to something he knew it. He went back to eating his ramen. About ten minutes later he was done. He stood.
"Thank you," he said to Teuchi and Ayame.
Ino put some money on the counter, "See ya Sasuke!"
"Bye Sasuke."
"Hn."
They rushed out of the little stand and Sasuke followed in suite. The minute he was outside again he knew something was up. There in front of him was Sakura, Ino, and... Naruto. Sasuke just stood there, still a bit over taken by that mornings events.
"Go on Naruto. Get it over with!" cried Ino, giggling. Naruto sighed and Sasuke noticed for the first time he had a look of regret on his face.
All the sudden Naruto rushed forward and kissed Sasuke for the second time that day. Sasuke could feel Naruto's tongue over his lips and he realized Naruto was savouring the ramen flavour. Naruto pulled back, turned, and just like that morning, ran off. Sakura and Ino stood there for awhile giggling before they ran off after Naruto, calling to him.
Sasuke suddenly became aware of some people who were staring at him with confused looks. He glared at them, warning them to never speak of this again.
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Kiba looked up and saw Naruto, Sakura, and Ino walking towards them. Sakura and Ino were giggling and Naruto was mumbling something under his breath.
"Hey guys! How'd it go? Did Naruto have the guts to do it?"
"Yep, and it was even a bit longer then the other one," giggled Sakura. Everyone looked at Naruto.
"You guys didn't let me grab any breakfast this morning, I'm hungry!" he tried to convince them, flushed.
"Riiiight," said Kankuro, smiling,
Naruto crossed his arms and pouted.
"Well back to the bet, next is pretty much just a kiss with a twist," sighed Shikamaru, looking at the list.
Naruto looked up. "Twist?"
Shikamaru smirked. "Yep."
"Well what's the twist?" Naruto asked.
"Do you own any hair extensions?"
Naruto looked at him, confused, before slowly, the truth dawned on him.
"Y-you don't mean?!"
Shikamaru smirked at him and then turned to Sakura and Ino, "Do you have any clothes you could spare for the next one?"
Sakura and Ino looked at him confused along with everyone else, except Naruto who was staring at his feet, blushing.
"What are you talking about Shikamaru?" asked Ino.
"Wow, Naruto figured it out before any of you, that's a first. For the next one Naruto has to dress like a chick and then kiss Sasuke."
Everyone stared at him for a second, before Kiba and Kankuro's laughter broke the silence.
"A-a girl?" stuttered Neji.
"Yep," replied Shikamaru. He turned to Sakura and Ino again. "So what one of you wants the honour of dressing him up?"
"Me!" they both called in unison.
Naruto blushed an even deeper shade of red. "I-it's okay. I-I can do it myself."
Everyone turned to Naruto.
"What?" asked Lee, too surprised to be hyperactive.
"I said give me an hour and I'll be ready."
"You serious?" said Kiba, raising his eyebrow.
"Completely. Met me here in an hour and I doubt you'll even recognize me."
They all stared at him.
"Ah, okay," said Shikamaru, slightly shocked. He was expecting way more protesting.
"Aw, we wanted to do it," whined Ino.
"Sorry," Naruto gave his friends a quick smile before running off.
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Sasuke was sitting under a tree in the village park. He was slowly thinking over the days events so far and trying to figure out whether he was dreaming or not. Naruto, the loud mouthed, annoying rival of his had kissed him, three times! He would have completely believed he was dreaming but he had already pinched himself.
Why? That was the question going through his head right now. Why had Naruto kissed him? The only reasonable explanation he'd come up with was that Naruto had been dared or something like that. It wasn't like Naruto would do something like that on his own accord. Wait! Would he? What if Naruto liked him? But no, that wouldn't work. Naruto was always saying how much he hated Sasuke and how he would top Sasuke even if it was the last thing he did.
Sasuke sighed. The more he thought about it the more he didn't get it. Naruto could have done this on his own accord except there were three things that cancelled out that idea.
The first was that in both kisses, there had been other people involved. In the first, he had seen most of Naruto and his friends in the background, and in the second one Sakura and Ino had been there cheering him along.
The second reason, of course, was the fact that Naruto hated him. He made that very clear. One day, about a month ago, during a mission, he had even climbed to the top of some house and shouted it over the entire village. Of course, he had to admit that he had provoked him, considering during the entire mission he had kept pointing out the mistakes Naruto made and calling him names.
The third reason was the look. Right before Naruto had kissed him a second time he had, had a look of such regret that he could still see it in his mind. It was obvious that Naruto hadn't kissed him out of joy. It kinda made him sa-
No! He did not want Naruto to kiss him! He was not sad of the idea that Naruto had kissed him against his will! Though it might be nice ...No! Do not go there!
Sasuke groaned. What was wrong with him? Why was he thinking this stuff? He didn't even really like Naruto all that much. He was always teasing Naruto and calling him names(2). Why was he felling this way and thinking these things now?
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Oh my god...everyone is so out of character...damn. 'cries' It's so hard to keep them in character, oh just an FYI for everyone, I am in jr high right now, so I really suck at writing, 'cries some more' Anyway, I'm a pervert in the making, which isn't really a surprise since not only are most of my best friend's perverts but I also hang out waaay to much with my brother and dad... who are both low class perverts. Whoa, I'm a bigger pervert then my brother, shit; I must have really lowered my standards...oh well! Just so you know, I really don't care what people think of me and once again, flames are welcome (I like to bitch to people who deserve it!) Luv ya all! Review please!
1 - I was too lazy to think of what they were doing before they served Sasuke.
2 - It's what little kids do with childhood crushes. You know tease the one you love.
