A Day in Arlen
It was a hot foul day in Arlen, Hank as usual, was mowing his beautiful lawn. Hank was very depressed since ladybird butt fucked by his old friend Bill Doetreve, Who had been dead for over 4 months due to suicide. Hank mumbled to himself when finishing cutting his grass "Get me a got-dang Alamo". Hank was the only one in the ally as usual these days, because Dale and Boomhower had become gay lovers and moved away. Hank had completely no friends and wanted nothing more than a got-dang cold tasty Alamo. After drinking 19 Alamo beers, Hank realized Alamo taste like straight ass, he then yelled "Man how the fuck didn't I realize this before, I've been drinking this shit for 19 years!" Hank in the midst of all his balled up rage thus shit his pants. You know h'what fuck my life, as he drank 70 more Alamos then died