Antics in Obscurity!
"I hate Pit!" Isaac yelled to the other Assist Trophies, "Why did he get a boost in popularity just for being in Brawl! I was in Brawl, and when they made a new installment of my series, everyone swept it under the rug!"
"Now, calm down, Isaac," Jeff Andonuts said to his fellow Assist Trophy, "At least you have someone making a story about you for a contest. This will probably be my only scene."
"Yeah, that's all well and good, but the freaking Author knows NOTHING about my series, or even my personality! He probably only chose me because he could just bend my personality to his will, because nobody knows my canon personality!" Isaac argued.
"Hm… At least the Author got the part about you being annoying right." Jeff whispered to Waluigi.
"Wahahahaha!" Waluigi laughed.
"What did he say?" Isaac screamed at Waluigi.
"Seriously, Isaac, you should calm down!" Lyn screamed at Isaac, "At least ninety percent of people reading this haven't played my game!"
"You're right, Lyn" Isaac cheered, "I shouldgo beat up fans until they campaign to get me in the next Smash Bros.!"
"Yeah," Lyn said sarcastically, "That plan is full proof."
"I'm glad you agree! Now, does anyone else want to help me?" Isaac asked enthusiastically.
"We really would," Shadow the Hedgehog replied, "But that would make one of us a main character, and only one of those are allowed in the contest we're entered in."
"Hey, how many times are we going to break the fourth wall in this story?" Knuckle Joe asked.
"A lot," Isaac replied to Knuckle Joe's rhetorical question, "Because the first fan I'm going to visit is the narrator."
Isaac then leaves, off to do what he just said.
After several minutes of walking to where the Author is at (Because that's common knowledge, right?).
Isaac knocks on the door in wherever the Hell I'm at. The Author answers.
"Um, do I know you?" Mr. Noklevername asked Isaac.
"Oh, that is it!" Isaac yelled. He then proceeded to bitch slap Author with his weird energy hand.
"Aaah!" The Author yelled, "What was that for?"
"You know!" Isaac screamed at the Author.
"There is a lot of reasons, I'm just asking which one!" Noklevername replied.
"Seriously?" Isaac asked, "You're the one writing this goddamned story!"
"Yeah, my position in my works is complicated," The Author said to Isaac, "So, why are you here?"
"My master plan! Too beat Smash Bros. fans into campaigning for me to be in the next games playable character roster!"
"Oh," The Author replied, "Y'know that plan is stupid, right? Even I think so, and I'm the one who wrote it."
"Screw you! What can you do about my AMAZING PLAN?"
"I could end this story." The Author flatly responded.
"You don't have the balls-"
And the story is finished now. If you think that was a crappy ending, review! Also, review if you do like the ending, review! If you like short shorts, also review! Seriously. I love reviews. REVIEWS!
The Author then died. It was from lack of reviews. If you don't get where we're getting at, review!
Note: This is a one-shot for Jazzhearts assist trophy contest. So, yeah. That.