Yuki was laughing so hard all day that people began to wonder if she was mental. Zero, especially, wondered what could be so funny to make her like this. He decided to ask her. Big mistake.
"Yuki..." Zero started walking towards her. She was looking at her Ipod, but not listening to music. "What's so funny?"
Yuki laughed harder. And when Kaname Kuran walked in she fell down with laughter, hitting the ground. She finally handed Zero her Ipod and managed to say "READ!"
So he read:
My First Yaoi Fanfiction! (A/N: Did I spell Yaoi right? Sorry if I didn't.)
Kaname walked down the hallway with his head down, as always. So did Zero. Going cross paths, they bumped into each other. And Kaname fell on Zero. And their lips met, and they felt magical. The end.
By Yuki Cross
"Yuki? YOU wrote this?" Zero asked, pretty much all out of words.
"Yep." Yuki said, standing and taming her laughter to small giggles. "I've been reading the fanfictions all day. I decided it'd be funny to write one of my own and show it to you, because I knew you'd be mad but in a funny way!"
Kaname then snatched the Ipod out of Zero's hands. It only took him a couple seconds to read it. "YUKI? WHY?" he shouted.
"Because..." Yuki laughed. She didn't need to finish to make the point.
Zero grabbed the Ipod back and scrolled through the website.
"Hey, Yuki? Want to read a Yuki and Shiki fanfiction?"
Then things got ugly.