Ok, this just explains what's going on. I recently watched a ninja movie, so I got inspired to make this. This is purposely short.
"Just give me the movie already."Ewald was clearly getting impatient at the movie store.
Nobody knew why he always bought movies, especially ninja movies. He would always be so ready to watch, but then he would just sit through the first 2.6 minutes and then turn it off and walk away like he was never watching anything at all.
One day at the Eagle Spire, Equilia ran through Eris's bedroom door. He actually rammed the door down. That was normal for him, though. "Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris, Eris!" he yelled. "What?" replied Eris, who was busy trying to figure out wether or not it was possible or not for a Rhino to physically digest a rock. "Ewald, watched a Ninja Movie!" Equilia replied. "So? He always watches these things and they never influence him or something like that in any way." Said Eris.
"Well this time, he watched the whole thing and sat through the never ending credits which are actually just 9 hours! And he has a crazy idea." Equilia said, then he ran around in a circle 5 times and then acted like nothing just happened.
And get this, his crazy idea is: Let's Turn All Our Eagles, into-
This is my first or second cliffhanger. If you're reading this while hanging from a cliff, this is meant as an expression. I have never seen a cliff in person. You can probably guess what the last word is. Put what you think it is in the reviews. I'll upload the first actual chapter in a week, so you have a week for answering. Please stop after the next chapter is posted.