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Episode 1: The Start of Something Terrible, Part 1

Welcome to Camp Wananaka 2, since 1 is a toxic wasteland. Here we will have 30 contestants competing in wacky challenges for the chance to have 100,000 dollars! Will they survive? Will anyone care if they don't? And will I not have my show taken off the air? Find out on Total! Drama! Brawl!

(Intro music)

Our story begins with Chris McLean talking to the camera.

"Welcome to Total Drama Brawl, where we take 30 contestants and have them compete for 100,000 dollars. Let's meet our victims, now."

"First, we have Mario!"

Mario comes across the screen. "Heya, morons!"

"Then, Link!"

Link comes, shouting his head off.

"Yeah, I have no idea what you're saying." said Chris. "Also, we have Yoshi!"

Yoshi comes across, angry at Chris for putting him in a cramped boat.

"And Polo and Nana!"

They come in. "Yeah, we're two separate people." said Nana. Then she turned around and started kissing Polo.

"Okay, that's enough. We also have Luigi!"

He comes in. Just then, an intern whispered into Chris's ear.

"Really? Okay. To shorten this up, I'll just say their names. Peach, Donkey Kong, R.O.B., Snake, Samus, Zelda, Fox, Sonic, Falco, Captain Falcon, Bowser, Kirby, Meta Knight, Diddy Kong, Mr. Game and Watch, Marth, Ike, Lucas, Jigglypuff, Pikachu, Pokemon Trainer, Lucario, Ganondorf, and Pit."

They all came in exactly when Chris said their name.

"Okay. Now, before the teams are announced, there are some things that need to be adressed. The rules are the same, so are the cabins, and so are the elimination ceremonies. Also, there is the Confession Can. If there's something you need to say, say it in there. Go try it out."

Mario: Hmm, not exactly comfy, but it will do.

Zelda: It's okay, I guess.

Sonic: Nice! A camera!

Link: (unintelligible grunts)

"Okay, the teams have all ready been decided, Mario, Yoshi, Nana, Peach, ROB, Samus, Fox, Falco, Bowser, Meta Knight, Mr. Game and Watch, Ike, Jigglypuff, Pokemon Trainer, and Ganondorf, you're all on on Team B. The rest of you are on Team A."

Mario: Some people I don't want on my team: Sonic, Bowser, Snake, ROB, and Ganondorf. I guess I'll have to make temporary peace with the ones that are on.

Nana: Already Chris has taken it too far. He seperated me and Polo! I wonder what he thinks.

Polo: Finally, I don't have Nana around me all the time. Thanks, Chris.

"Now." said Chris "Team B shall be called the Stage Builders, and Team A shall be called the Subspace Army. Now, why don't you go get settled into the cabins while me and Chef think up the first challenge."

"Excuse me," said a voice.

"What?" said Chris. He turned around to see a 13-year-old boy and a 10-year-old girl. "Who are you?"

"We have been sent by the studio to assist the show and report any thing wrong." said the girl.

"Wrong? As in..."

"As in life-threatening." said the boy. "By the way, I'm Archidon and this is Mythos."

"Um...okay." said Chris. He turned to the camera. "Anywho...what will happen during this show? Will Mario get over the team selections? And will I ever get used to these two? Find out in Total! Drama! Brawl!