Chapter 1
"Goku! Get up now! We're out of food so you have to get up now to go get some!"
"But Chi-Chi, it's only 6:00 in the morn... WHAT?!?!?!? WE'RE OUT OF FOOD!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If you want food you better get up now and go to the store!"
Goku wizzes past her and outside. He is still in his bunny pajamas. He starts to fly off.
"GOKU!!!! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET INTO SOME CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"But i'm hungry!"
"NOW!"
"okay"
Goku lands and goes inside. While he is getting changed, he turns on the T.V. to watch the news.
"This just in, all of the food stores across the world have just exploded for no apparent reason."
Goku, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chi-Chi, "WHAT!?!?!?"
"All of the food stores across the country have just exploded! Now I don't have any food! Wait! I just remembered!"
Goku runs over to his bed and reaches under it.
"I have a secret stash of french fries for just such an occasion!"
He pulls out a bag of rotting french fries with maggots on them.
"Cool! They turned green!"
He starts to eat them
"OWW!!!! My tooth hurts. Maybe I should go to the dentist. I guess i'm due for my once every twenty years appointment."
Goku flies off to the dentist.
"Goku, how often do you brush your teeth?"
"Never!" Goku says proudly.
"I can tell. Your teeth are covered with mold and maggots."
"Well, those are from the french fries i was eating."
"Umm, yes Goku, that's very interesting..." Goes into the bathroom and barfs. "Well Goku, you have a cavity on every tooth and they are very deep. I'm going to fill them right now, is that okay?"
"How do you do that?" Goku asks while he munches on some of the maggots that he pried out from between his teeth.
"First, I give you a shot to num..."
"NOO!!!! Not a needle! I don't care if I have a cavity! I don't care if my teeth fall out! Just don't give me a shot!"
"But you get a balloon if you do a good job."
"Balloon?"
"Yes, a balloon. Now stops whining!"
Goku stops whining and gets a big smile on his face.
"YAY!!! I get a balloon! I get a balloon! I get a balloon! I get a balloon! I get a balloon! I get a balloon!..."
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Can I have the balloon now?"
"Sure Goku. Whatever. Just come over here."
They go to a chair and he gives Goku a balloon.
"Wow! A balloon! I got a balloon! I going to name him Jim and i am going to hug him and squeeze him..."
The balloon pops in Goku's face.
"NOO!!!!!!!!! Jim go boom! WAA!!!!!!!!!"
Goku goes outside and digs a balloon sized grave.
"I'll never forget you Jim. WAA!!!!"
He drops it in the hole and buries it. He bursts into tears.
"WAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Here Goku her's another balloon. Just stop crying."
"A balloon!"
Goku forgets about his other balloon.
"I got a balloon! I going to name him Jim and i am going to..."
"Don't Goku. Remember what happened last time?"
"No!"
"Whatever. Now Goku, you pay attention to the balloon and don't mind the harpoon-sized needle we stick in you arm."
"What? What needle? I don't want to get a shot. NOO!!!..."
They stick the needle in his arm and he goes to sleep.
"I always knew that tranquilizer would come in handy."
Five hours later Goku wakes up.
"What happened? Wait you guys are trying to give me a needle! I don't want a needle!"
Goku flies off with his balloon. When he gets home Chi-Chi is there waiting for him.
"Hi Goku. The doctor called and said that you were a good boy, kinda, and to give you a doggy treat. But he also said that you couldn't eat anything until the fillings dry, so you can't have any food for the rest of the day."
"WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want my doggy treat!"
End of chapter 1.
A/N: What do U think? I'll continue writing if I get 20 reviews so please review.
"Goku! Get up now! We're out of food so you have to get up now to go get some!"
"But Chi-Chi, it's only 6:00 in the morn... WHAT?!?!?!? WE'RE OUT OF FOOD!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If you want food you better get up now and go to the store!"
Goku wizzes past her and outside. He is still in his bunny pajamas. He starts to fly off.
"GOKU!!!! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET INTO SOME CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"But i'm hungry!"
"NOW!"
"okay"
Goku lands and goes inside. While he is getting changed, he turns on the T.V. to watch the news.
"This just in, all of the food stores across the world have just exploded for no apparent reason."
Goku, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chi-Chi, "WHAT!?!?!?"
"All of the food stores across the country have just exploded! Now I don't have any food! Wait! I just remembered!"
Goku runs over to his bed and reaches under it.
"I have a secret stash of french fries for just such an occasion!"
He pulls out a bag of rotting french fries with maggots on them.
"Cool! They turned green!"
He starts to eat them
"OWW!!!! My tooth hurts. Maybe I should go to the dentist. I guess i'm due for my once every twenty years appointment."
Goku flies off to the dentist.
"Goku, how often do you brush your teeth?"
"Never!" Goku says proudly.
"I can tell. Your teeth are covered with mold and maggots."
"Well, those are from the french fries i was eating."
"Umm, yes Goku, that's very interesting..." Goes into the bathroom and barfs. "Well Goku, you have a cavity on every tooth and they are very deep. I'm going to fill them right now, is that okay?"
"How do you do that?" Goku asks while he munches on some of the maggots that he pried out from between his teeth.
"First, I give you a shot to num..."
"NOO!!!! Not a needle! I don't care if I have a cavity! I don't care if my teeth fall out! Just don't give me a shot!"
"But you get a balloon if you do a good job."
"Balloon?"
"Yes, a balloon. Now stops whining!"
Goku stops whining and gets a big smile on his face.
"YAY!!! I get a balloon! I get a balloon! I get a balloon! I get a balloon! I get a balloon! I get a balloon!..."
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Can I have the balloon now?"
"Sure Goku. Whatever. Just come over here."
They go to a chair and he gives Goku a balloon.
"Wow! A balloon! I got a balloon! I going to name him Jim and i am going to hug him and squeeze him..."
The balloon pops in Goku's face.
"NOO!!!!!!!!! Jim go boom! WAA!!!!!!!!!"
Goku goes outside and digs a balloon sized grave.
"I'll never forget you Jim. WAA!!!!"
He drops it in the hole and buries it. He bursts into tears.
"WAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Here Goku her's another balloon. Just stop crying."
"A balloon!"
Goku forgets about his other balloon.
"I got a balloon! I going to name him Jim and i am going to..."
"Don't Goku. Remember what happened last time?"
"No!"
"Whatever. Now Goku, you pay attention to the balloon and don't mind the harpoon-sized needle we stick in you arm."
"What? What needle? I don't want to get a shot. NOO!!!..."
They stick the needle in his arm and he goes to sleep.
"I always knew that tranquilizer would come in handy."
Five hours later Goku wakes up.
"What happened? Wait you guys are trying to give me a needle! I don't want a needle!"
Goku flies off with his balloon. When he gets home Chi-Chi is there waiting for him.
"Hi Goku. The doctor called and said that you were a good boy, kinda, and to give you a doggy treat. But he also said that you couldn't eat anything until the fillings dry, so you can't have any food for the rest of the day."
"WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want my doggy treat!"
End of chapter 1.
A/N: What do U think? I'll continue writing if I get 20 reviews so please review.