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Final Fantasy 7: Outtakes
Disclaimer?
[Director]'sighs' "Alright Cloud, let's get it right this time."
[Cloud] 'smiles mockingly' "Disclaimer: The author of this fan fiction story does NOT own anything to do with or associated with Final Fantasy or any other corporation works."
[Director] "CUT!"
[Cloud] "What did I do wrong THIS time?!"
[Director]'sighs' "How many times do I have to tell you, its 'corporations' work' NOT 'corporation works'. Now get it right this time!" 'walks back to his director's chair'
[Cloud]'flicks the director off behind his back' "Disclaimer: The author of this fan fiction story does NOT own anything to do with or associated with Final Fantasy or any other corporations' work."
[Director] "Good enough, pack up, call it a day."
Disc One Outtakes: Cloud Tries His Own Stunts/ Train Arrival
'Camera angles switch to the new arrival of the train harboring the members of AVALANCHE, the train comes to a screeching halt, on cue Barret and the others jump out of the train as guards rush to meet them in combat.'
[Director] "Cue Cloud's entrance"
[Cloud]'Runs from one side of the train to the other, and jumps' "Ahhhh" 'tries a flip(one of his own stunts) and lands square on his back with a thud' "......oh...ouch"
[Director] "CUT! Bring in the stunt double. 'scoffs' Does his own stunts they say, hmph!"
[Cloud] 'groans in horrific agony'
[Barret] "He did it again...how many times does that make it Jessie?"
[Jessie] "Lets see, add the five carry the four... 'thinks' About fifteen times now."
[Director] 'In a fit of rage he kicks the shit out of Cloud' "I do my own stunts too, you bastard!"
Disc One Outtakes: Cloud Tries His Own Stunts 2/ The Mako Reactor
'Barret and Cloud reach the center of the first Mako Reactor, in this scene Cloud is supposed to activate a bomb. In request of Cloud, the scene angles never rest upon his bruised and bloodied face, due to the severe attack by the director.'
[Director]'rubs his temples' "Let's get it right the first time, alright Cloud?"
[Cloud]'boasts' "No problem, I do my own stunts...quite professionally I might say."
[Barret]'mutters a quick prayer' "Go ahead activate the bomb, you were in SOLDIER, you did these types of things didn't you?"
[Cloud]'reassures Barret with a mocking smile' "Sure, it's easy...all you have to do is place the bomb here and to activate cut the blue wire." 'cuts the black wire instead'
[Bomb] Instant Self Destruct in 10...9...8...7
[Barret] "I thought you said the blue wire was safe!"
[Cloud]'chuckles' "I thought the black wire was the blue wire, no thanks to mister Beat The Shit Out of Me, both my eyes are swollen, it was a honest mistake."
[Bomb] 6...5...4
[Director]'begins to yell orders' "I want Cait Sith here stat! Everyone else hit the deck, or get the hell out of here! Oh, and Cloud; I want to speak with you in my office!"
[Bomb] 3...2 'Cait Sith jumps and covers the bomb with his body' ...1...Detonation! 'bomb explodes'
[Director]'sighs' "I lose more Cait Sith that way..."
Disc One Outtakes: Cloud Tries His Own Stunts 3/ Crashing Through the
Church Roof
'In this scene Cloud is supposed to fall from a VERY high distance and crash through the Church's roof. Unfortunately due to Cloud's over egotistic head, he insists he do his own stunts, what a dumbass.'
[Crane Operator]'shouts down to the director with Cloud hanging by a rope' "High enough!"
[Director]'smirks' "No, take him up about another thirteen feet or so!"
[Cloud]'nervous' "Hey! Don't you think this is a little bit too high! Hey are you listening to me?!"
[Director]'thinking, ignoring Cloud completely' "Heh heh heh, good thing I got Sephiroth to install that break through roof tiles...'stares off to the side where Sephiroth is sleeping next to a big pile of fake tiles' ...or maybe not, heheheheh."
[Cloud]'falls nearly thirty feet only to be unable to break through the roof' "...help......someone call the paramedics"
[Director]'ponders an idea' "Maybe I should let Sephiroth do more work around the set here?"
Final Fantasy 7: Outtakes
Disclaimer?
[Director]'sighs' "Alright Cloud, let's get it right this time."
[Cloud] 'smiles mockingly' "Disclaimer: The author of this fan fiction story does NOT own anything to do with or associated with Final Fantasy or any other corporation works."
[Director] "CUT!"
[Cloud] "What did I do wrong THIS time?!"
[Director]'sighs' "How many times do I have to tell you, its 'corporations' work' NOT 'corporation works'. Now get it right this time!" 'walks back to his director's chair'
[Cloud]'flicks the director off behind his back' "Disclaimer: The author of this fan fiction story does NOT own anything to do with or associated with Final Fantasy or any other corporations' work."
[Director] "Good enough, pack up, call it a day."
Disc One Outtakes: Cloud Tries His Own Stunts/ Train Arrival
'Camera angles switch to the new arrival of the train harboring the members of AVALANCHE, the train comes to a screeching halt, on cue Barret and the others jump out of the train as guards rush to meet them in combat.'
[Director] "Cue Cloud's entrance"
[Cloud]'Runs from one side of the train to the other, and jumps' "Ahhhh" 'tries a flip(one of his own stunts) and lands square on his back with a thud' "......oh...ouch"
[Director] "CUT! Bring in the stunt double. 'scoffs' Does his own stunts they say, hmph!"
[Cloud] 'groans in horrific agony'
[Barret] "He did it again...how many times does that make it Jessie?"
[Jessie] "Lets see, add the five carry the four... 'thinks' About fifteen times now."
[Director] 'In a fit of rage he kicks the shit out of Cloud' "I do my own stunts too, you bastard!"
Disc One Outtakes: Cloud Tries His Own Stunts 2/ The Mako Reactor
'Barret and Cloud reach the center of the first Mako Reactor, in this scene Cloud is supposed to activate a bomb. In request of Cloud, the scene angles never rest upon his bruised and bloodied face, due to the severe attack by the director.'
[Director]'rubs his temples' "Let's get it right the first time, alright Cloud?"
[Cloud]'boasts' "No problem, I do my own stunts...quite professionally I might say."
[Barret]'mutters a quick prayer' "Go ahead activate the bomb, you were in SOLDIER, you did these types of things didn't you?"
[Cloud]'reassures Barret with a mocking smile' "Sure, it's easy...all you have to do is place the bomb here and to activate cut the blue wire." 'cuts the black wire instead'
[Bomb] Instant Self Destruct in 10...9...8...7
[Barret] "I thought you said the blue wire was safe!"
[Cloud]'chuckles' "I thought the black wire was the blue wire, no thanks to mister Beat The Shit Out of Me, both my eyes are swollen, it was a honest mistake."
[Bomb] 6...5...4
[Director]'begins to yell orders' "I want Cait Sith here stat! Everyone else hit the deck, or get the hell out of here! Oh, and Cloud; I want to speak with you in my office!"
[Bomb] 3...2 'Cait Sith jumps and covers the bomb with his body' ...1...Detonation! 'bomb explodes'
[Director]'sighs' "I lose more Cait Sith that way..."
Disc One Outtakes: Cloud Tries His Own Stunts 3/ Crashing Through the
Church Roof
'In this scene Cloud is supposed to fall from a VERY high distance and crash through the Church's roof. Unfortunately due to Cloud's over egotistic head, he insists he do his own stunts, what a dumbass.'
[Crane Operator]'shouts down to the director with Cloud hanging by a rope' "High enough!"
[Director]'smirks' "No, take him up about another thirteen feet or so!"
[Cloud]'nervous' "Hey! Don't you think this is a little bit too high! Hey are you listening to me?!"
[Director]'thinking, ignoring Cloud completely' "Heh heh heh, good thing I got Sephiroth to install that break through roof tiles...'stares off to the side where Sephiroth is sleeping next to a big pile of fake tiles' ...or maybe not, heheheheh."
[Cloud]'falls nearly thirty feet only to be unable to break through the roof' "...help......someone call the paramedics"
[Director]'ponders an idea' "Maybe I should let Sephiroth do more work around the set here?"