I went into my dorm room. Today had a very long day. I had blown up the chemistry lab early in the morning, got yelled at by Mr. Galloway by writing down a curse word during English class, and got detention for throwing a fire cracker at a girl. He had also helped the nerd leader Earnest with his speech for class president by defending from the jocks who were determined to ruin his speech, no matter what. However, the real fun began late at night. Oh, I forgot to mention something. It's October 31st! For the morons, that's Halloween. It was time to play some pranks, beat people up, and eat candy until I puked.

As I walked into my dorm room, I noticed Gary lying on my bed.

"I put a costume in your closet. Put it on." he informed me.

I went over to my wardrobe. When I looked inside, I noticed something that hadn't been there before: a skeleton costume. I turned around and saw that Gary was smiling

"Put it on." he snickered.

"Get out of my room before I kill you." I replied bluntly.

"Jesus, lighten up, man. Don't be such a nerd." he replied. Nonetheless, he turned around and walked into the hallway.

"Meet me in the hallway when you're done!" Gary called.

Quickly, I took off my uniform. I put it in the closet, and then put on my costume. I went into the hallway to talk to Gay Gary.

"Let's go get Pete. I got him a real nice costume."

Suddenly I heard someone be stuffed into a trash can. I turned towards the noise. I saw something that made me snicker. Petey was in a bunny costume, and had been stuffed into the trash can by Russell. As Russell walked away, I helped Petey out of the trash can.

"Thanks, Jimmy." Petey said gratefully. Before I could reply, he turned towards Gary.

"I look like a jerk." Petey said.

"Don't worry about it." Gary replied.

"No, I REALLY look like a jerk."

"Lighten up, man. We're gonna have a great time!"

"Are you guys quite done?" I asked.

"Lead on Jimmy." Gary said with a smirk.

I walked outside. Before I had done anything, a small kid walked up to me.

"Umm, excuse me sir. Would you like to help me with a prank?" he asked timidly.

"Sure."

"Here's a 'kick me' sign. Put it on someone's back and let the students do the rest."

Alright."

He handed me the sign. I looked around for a victim. Immediately, I noticed Davis, who had ambushed me a month ago after a short talk with the principal, Dr. Crabblesnitch. He sent me on a wild goose chase. While I did get my revenge, and his slingshot (which Earnest upgraded to the Super Slingshot), I still think he deserves some punishment. I snuck up behind him and put the sign on him. Almost immediately, he was ambushed by an army of students. The poor sucker didn't stand a chance, and before he knew it, he was on the ground moaning in pain.

"Looks like someone's going to the hospital!" Gary shouted with satisfaction.

I continued on towards the main school building. A jock named Casey came up to me with a carton of eggs in hand.

"Hey, Jimmy, buddy, I need your help."

"What's the mission?"

"Here, take these eggs. Throw them at a couple of morons for a laugh." I nodded. He handed me the eggs.

I looked around. I thought of a funny idea, and threw an egg at Petey.

"OW! What the heck!" he cried.

"Haha, that's pretty funny!" Gary laughed. I threw an egg at him.

"OW! You can't do that!"

"Whatever."

"Nice one, Jimmy!" Casey laughed with satisfaction. "Keep those eggs. I'll see you around."

I nodded, and continued on. I decided to go to the library to play some pranks on some pathetic nerds.

As I approached the library, a student in an alien costume walked towards me.

"Uhm, Jimmy, could you please help me?" I realized that this student was Donald.

"What seems to be the problem, Donald?"

He pulled out a traffic cone. It looked like it had an explosive attached to it.

"Place this near a group of students. Then stand back and watch the fun!"

"OK."

With the strange invention in hand, I turned around. I spotted a group of nerds a few yards away. I placed the traffic cone close to them. The traffic cone suddenly burst to life, with sparks of light coming out of the top. The nerds noticed the strange invention, and hurried towards it.

"What a strange invention!" they gawked. "Who could make such a thing?" they wondered.

I stepped back, and not a second too soon. The contraption exploded, and the entire crowd of nerds were on the ground crying for their mommies.

Donald the traitor laughed so hard he started to cry. "That was amazing!"

Suddenly, a giant army of nerds began to assemble. Donald noticed, and ran away.

"Get that idiot!" Melvin cried. The nerds charged. I think I could've beaten them, but I didn't want to take any chances. I ran away as fast as I could and hid in a trash can. After a while the nerd crowd began to break up. I noticed Fatty still standing around. He seemed to be waiting for me.

I got out of the trash can. I approached him with my slingshot in hand, but he didn't seem like he wanted to fight.

"Young James, I did not come here to fight you. I simply came here with a proposition. A peace treaty, if you will."

"What is it, fatso?"

"Here are some stink bombs throw them at some students to create a stinky situation. Get it? Stinky situation? Aw, whatever. In return, I will try to calm the nerds down enough so they'll forgot about the incident with the explosion."

"You have a deal, Fatty."

"Excellent!" He handed me a few stink bombs. Near the fountain, I noticed a group of jocks talking. To ease everything out with the nerds a little more, I threw a stink bomb at the crowd. Before they could beat me up, I ran back to Fatty.

"I'll also tell the nerds you assisted me against the jocks. Good job, Jimmy."

I walked away. l snuck around the jocks while their backs were turned, and headed towards Harrington House. One of the preps approached me. He was dressed as a vampire.

"Hopkins, do you want to have some fun?" I noticed the voice. It was Gord.

"Aren't you gay?"

"That's not what I meant, you illbred pauper! I need your help with a prank!"

"Whatever."

"Take this itching powder. Throw it at a poor sap to make them start scratching like crazy!" I nodded, and Gord handed me a single pack of itching powder. I looked for a poor sap. I noticed Wade standing next to the fountain. I remembered that he was the first of all the bullies to attack me, so I threw the itching powder at him for revenge.

"Excellent! You're not so bad after all, Hopkins."

"Thanks. I guess."

"Hey, Jimmy. I just came up with an idea for the prank to end all pranks." Gary said.

"What is it, Gary?"

"Okay, so we're gonna feed Chad's dog some of this rancid meat," he pulled out the meat. "Wait for him to take a dump and then..."

"What...what the hell! I'm out of here!" Petey cried before running away.

"Whatever Pete. Come on Jim."

Gary ran into the yard next to Harrington House. He noticed Chad's dog, Chester.

"Get over here, you little mutt!" Gary yelled.

"Hey! What are you doing to Chester?" Chad asked before running towards Gary. Before he could reach him, I threw a firecracker at him. He instantly fell over in pain.

Slowly, Gary approached the dog.

"Come here, boy! How about little trick for a treat?" He fed Chester the meat. "Yum!" Chester took a dump.

"That's gross!" I said with disgust. Gary took out a paper bag.

"Let's go to the teacher's lounge. You lead on." He handed the bag to me.

I quickly left Harrington House, ran around the fountain towards the back of the school building, went past the Library, under the archway, around the edge of the school building, up the stairs, and finally into the school building.

Once inside, I went to the right of the stairs. Once there, I continued going right until I was at the door of the staff room.

"Are you sure about this, Gary?" I asked

"Don't worry! It'll be funny!" he exclaimed. "I should've stopped taking those meds long ago!"

"If you say so." I dropped the bag in front of the door.

"Go pull the fire alarm!" he commanded. He set the bag on fire. Ipulled down the fire alarm.

"What the devil is going on out here?" Mr. Burton exclaimed from inside the staff room. He came outside and stepped on the bag. He stomped out the fire, but not without getting burned.

"Nice one, Jimmy!" Gary laughed with satisfaction.

"Oh, god! Damn kids!" Mr. Burton yelled. Gary ran away. I ran towards the main entrance of the school with Mr. Burton chasing me. Once I was outside, I got on my skateboard and skated towards the boy's dorm. I went inside. I went into my dorm room, took off my costume, put on my pajamas, and went to bed. It had been a very long day.