Ya, I was bored, and I came up with this. Don't ask where it came from, 'cos I don't know. o PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! hides behind Tohru
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This looks like a nice place…Kit looked around at her surroundings. She was in the middle of a junkyard. Stacks of old, dead cars rose into the sky, and piles of random appliances filled the spaces between the stacks.
Kit set off to work, exploring the place to find what she needed. After half an hour, (it's a big junkyard) she found an intact semi-trailer. Squealing with joy, she ran inside for the inspection. There was a rather large hole in the ceiling, but with a little welding, it would be easily fixed. A few spiders lurked in the corners, so she chased them out with an old broom she found. She swept the interior clean, then went up top to clean around the hole. When she was done, she measured the hole to see how large a piece of sheet metal she'd need.
"Three feet by two feet? That's pretty large…" She murmured to herself.
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That night, at a welder's shop, an electric welder and a metal-and-temperature guide was stolen.
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The next morning"Whew! That hurt!"
Kit rubbed at her face and hands, which appeared to be sunburned. Above, the hole in the ceiling was repaired while outside sat a wagon containing the electric welder.
"I forgot to steal a mask and gloves!"
She looked around her new "home", hand on her chin. It had gotten quite cold last night, and her nose was still running from it. She had to figure out some sort of cheap, effective insulation system. At least she didn't have to worry about ventilation, as it was all one room.
First she went to an exterminator shop and stole a lot of packets of cyanide pellets and mothballs. (Don't worry about her getting hurt, she put them in that wagon.) After her raid, she measured the dimensions of the trailer. With her list of measurements, she went to Wal-Mart.
She found the fabrics and selected the softest, most solid fabric she could find: velvet. It came in black, ruby, emerald, deep blue, and deep purple. She got them all, along with thick thread and strong sewing machine needles, and twenty giant bags of cotton stuffing. (Hey, that stuff's really cheap! It's a lot cheaper to make clothes than to buy them!)
That night, she stole a sewing machine.
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A week later, Kit surveyed her work. On the walls and ceiling were giant velvet pillows stuffed with cotton, cyanide pellets, and mothballs. She didn't want any pests ruining her work. On the floor was a thick patterned carpet, made up of several layers of velvet, with pellets and mothballs between them. In the far corner was a table on top of which was a battery-powered lamp, colored pencils, and blank paper. Next to that was another table holding the sewing machine and another battery-powered lamp. A single chair sat in front of them. In the other corner was a bathtub containing velvet blankets and pillows. It was a beautiful sight indeed.
Kit walked out of her house, pulling down the door as she left. A short distance away was a little house made from a U-Haul that contained the toilet. Freshly installed pipes ran underground, connecting to the city's waster and sewer systems. It was illegal, she knew, but at least she didn't have to pay for it. Right next to that was another converted U-Haul. This one held an electric generator, electric water heater, and bathtub. Coming off the pipes of the heater was a shower head and knobs for adjusting the temperature.
She looked around, hands on her hip. She figured she was pretty well moved in. Now she just needed a job… after a trip to the food pantry for some soup.
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She'd had a job as a nighttime security guard for Wal-Mart (which she found to be extremely ironic) and finally had a day off. Hearing a commotion, she went outside and found a whole bunch of hench-men wannabes showing off their skills while an overgrown gecko glowered at an old table. Each and every one of the wannabes failed. It was fun to watch. Then the Gecko smashed the table and started ranting at the wannabes.
One of them, an old man in a ratty green suit, waved and ran away. That saved him a beating. From on top of one of the appliance piled came three teenagers on skateboards. They swept through and beat up all the wannabes within a minute. The Gecko threw some fire at them, and they too became geckos. Kit watched them test out their new powers. The short one breathed fire, the spindly one had super-speed, and the stocky one broke a toilet.
"HEY! That was a nice toilet! I was saving that!"
Oops…Kit hastily covered her mouth and ran back inside, closing the door behind her. She hid in the bathtub, under the blankets.
SCREEECH!She heard the door get ripped apart, probably by the stocky one. She dared not move as she heard their muffled voices and footsteps get closer and closer. Finally, the blankets were torn away, revealing the Junior Geckos' grinning faces.
"Fix that door!" She yelled before thinking.
Top gecko, who was sitting in her chair, said, "Nice place you got here. You don't mind if we… move in, do you?" The last part he said with an obnoxiously threatening glare, but Kit didn't see it.
"You can move in, and I'll add extra beds and chairs, JUST FIX THAT DOOR! I gets cold at night!"
"Whoa, whoa! Calm down, girlie! We's jus' tryin' some negotiatin', here!" The spindly one put his hands up in a gesture of surrender.
Kit just kept glaring at them, then her face relaxed as she started planning for the new additions. She would have to make another bathhouse, find some more things to make beds out of, and find more tables and chairs.
Sighing, she climbed out of her "bed" and started toward the opening in her door. It was a large, ugly hole.
"Ya know what? I'm just gonna find a new door…
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Ahhh… the apathy of boredom. I actually forgot about this document. -_-"