The Prequel's Prequel's Sequel's Sequel and The Kleptomania 'Posse'!!!!

Chapter 1

Twas the night before Hallowe'en, and Lucie was having a Parté. A Hallowe'en parté to be precise. She just couldn't get enough of cheap decorations, and crap 'scary' stories, and a video playing in the background apparently setting the scene but actually giving the soon to be utterly pissed guests something to shout at or be fascinated by while Lucie attempted to clean up.

Indeed.

But, tonight was a reunion, sorta, of the Kleptomania 'Posse'!!!! The group of maniacs who had gone to the Collectormania Convention to meet random 'stars', who no one had heard of unless they were GLAYVENS about Star Wars, Harry Potter, or, Lord of the Rings.

"Woooo, LOTR!!!!"

Shut up Lucie.

"What, you said LOTR."

Well technically I said Lord of the Rings, not the abbreviation, but

"Wow, I now understand why so many people hate me."

Ha, yeah. Me too.

Silence.

"Ok, get on with it."

Okally dokally. So, right, er Hallowe'en parté. You are aware we're making this up from the tips of our fingertips based on a conversation we had with ourself about 4 minutes ago.

"I am aware."

Good.

The 'Kleptomania Posse', lovingly named by Lucie, who is GRRREAT, consisted of, well Lucie, Flicky, Nicole, Caz, and Pokey. Who is a girl with a secret penis.

"Oooh, she's gonna kill you for that."

I'm you, shithead.

"Point taken. I won't mention it again."

Great. So what video are you putting on.

"The Day After Tomorrow."

Wonderful. I love that film.

"I know you do."

DING DONG

"Ooh, a guest."

She opened the door and there stood the Kleptomania Posse!!!!

"Wahey!!!! Welcome guys, to my humble abode."

"Wow", said Flicky, "You really went all out on the cheap decorations this year!!!!"

"Ahhh yes, my friend, thank the lord, Yoda, for Poundland."

They stood in silence for a moment commemorating Poundland, and then started milling about, eating, crazy dancing, and eventually getting drunk.

Lucie stumbled over to the video and turned it on. Eyes turned and watched through blurry vision, as "The Day After Tomorrow" flashed onscreen...

When...

SHMOOSH!!!!

No, Sparky the Raptor/person did not come in and break my ankles, but The Kleptomania 'Posse' found themselves thrown out of time and space and landed, after what seemed like hours of pointless floating, on a hard floor.

Where the hell were they...????