Title: Touch me There
Rating: R for very interesting sexual situations!
Genre: Humor/Romance
Disclaimer: Usual stipulations apply. I am not the legal tender of Sailor Moon or it's affiliates yet do exercise the right to express my appreciation for the manga/anime through outragous expressions of creative writing in any manor I thus chose as long as correct legal stiupulations are performed as was thusly done above.
Author's Notes:
I'm so bad aren't I? I have who knows HOW MANY open fanfics that are not completed and here I am posting a new one. This one has got me in all a tiffts of laughter though so I had to share. I actually started four or five new fanfics these past two weeks. Oops... But alas it is how I write... ten or so at a time, never knowing which one will be finished, what will happen.
I do like to write OOC yet I try to stay true yet Ami is my favorite to go OOC so check out a few of those humours blurbs. :)
I'm really going to have a little fun with a naughty relationship of seduction between Usagi and Mamoru but also harp on the girls and the role of Motoki alot. They are so important and their friendship is invaluable so be prepared for some real good girl scenes of ultimate friendship!
Summary:
Usagi has accidentally signed up for Japan's new hit show, "Seduce this!". The vulgar show sneakily duped the blonde into signing a permanent contract and now she has to seduce their celebrity guest before he gets her! She has two weeks before the show and if she wins she gets to become a permanent regular on the show and travel all of Japan as a star! Her friends pretend to be excited for her but she panics... she doesn't know how to seduce anyone! Mamoru-baka suddenly volunteers to help her win the contest in hopes that if she does he will be rid of her for good. Will Usagi win the contest? Will the girls convince her to stay? Will Mamoru get in way over his head? Read on!!
Moonlight flooded into the apartment and his hands wrapped around her small waist traveling up her back as her form pressed against the wall. Lips rubbing seductively against her own and she eagerly responded as he pressed his weight into her making her give out a soft moan. Something pooled into the bottom of her stomach and her breath hitched. Why did his kiss have such a havoc affect on her body? Her nails scratched at his shoulders wanting to be closer to him... to let him devour her. His kiss suddenly turned. It was full of hunger... full of need as his fingers gently began to memorize her curves. Her body felt like it was on fire and his chest heaved against her own. Finally he pulled his lips away and her confused blue eyes met his mysterious ones.
"Mamo-chan?" She asked uncertainly and he could only stare at her and then he did something she never expected...
She sucked in a shattering breath. How had everything snowballed into this?
Two weeks earlier:
"Wow!" The squeal echoed through the room as excitement tore through the sixteen year old sophomore's body.
"Shhh Usagi..." Ami's voice said into her ear and Usagi glanced at the blue haired genius. Usagi straightened her back and smoothed down her dress. Ami nodded approvingly at the action.
"We need to sell ourselves Usagi so act your best." Makoto said near her and Usagi paused for a moment and Ami's face reddened slightly. A slight blush came to Makoto's cheeks. "I don't think I meant it like that." She mumbled with embarrassment and a giggle came from behind them.
"It's just a Career fair. No biggie!" Aino Minako said with a flick of her wrist, a content smile on her features and Usagi looked at her happily. Ami let out a defeated sigh, a brown suit hugging her small features and she watched Minako link arms with Usagi to drag her towards the different booths.
"Free food!" A voice yelled as booths lined the High school's gymnasium. Ami separated from the group walking towards Azabu Hospital's booths as Makoto traveled towards the culinary booths. Usagi gasped hearing the proclamation and she jetted towards the table. Minako blinked and stumbled after her until they came to a bright red booth where a stocky man smiled happily at them.
"Konnechiwa!" Usagi cried and both girls bowed elegantly before him and the man smirked and held out a tray of meat buns. Usagi gasped and quickly grabbed a few gobbling them down. Minako's blue eyes glanced at the banner hanging above the booth and then her eyes brightened and she looked at the man as excitement filled her.
"You represent a television station?" She asked with excitement and the man nodded, his colleague observing the petite blonde who was helping herself to all of their meat buns. His green eyes took in her appearance. Young. Cute. Innocent. Perfect frame. Bad Manners. Hog. The perfect candidate....
"A television station!" A voice mumbled through food as excitement filled Usagi's eyes as well. What luck! To be scouted to be a star! A sigh echoed through her chest as she imagined the fame and everyone that would love her...
"Would you like to sign up for our audition list? You would be perfect!" A man said from behind him and the man holding the tray looked at his colleague with wonder. "My name is Mr. Omoto and this is Mr. Kimo." He smiled introducing his stocky friend and Usagi nodded as Mr. Omoto produced a packet of papers.
"You want me for your audition list?" She asked and Minako gasped.
"Way to go Usagi-chan!" She squealed and Mr. Omoto grinned and held out a pen.
"Just sign your name here on the dotted line and give us your information and we can put you on TV!" He said and both girls squealed with excitement. Mr. Omoto placed the pen in Usagi's sticky hand and with a flourish she signed on the dotted line and he flicked the packet of pages closed. On the front she wrote her address and information.
"Hey!" A voice yelled and Usagi looked up and met violet eyes and she smiled.
"Rei! They want me on their new show!" She cried and Rei's face shifted into shock as she stared at them. She had missed the first bus to the school and had to run most of the way, which was why her red suit looked a little disheveled. Minako eyed her with disapproval and Rei winced and glanced back at Usagi. When she had entered she was in search of Ami but when she saw Usagi at the Tokyo Station booth she almost flipped.
"Usagi! They produce that horrible show "Seduce this!" She cried and Usagi's face fell slightly and she went blank. Slowly her frame leaned towards her.
"What's that?" She asked quietly and Minako let out an eep and she launched forward grabbing onto the packet of papers Usagi had just signed.
"This is a contract! Not an audition list!" She screeched and Usagi blinked completely unsure of what exactly was happening.
"Congratulations!" Mr. Kimo said loudly and Usagi looked at him with uncertainty. She had no idea what was happening except that her best friends were clearly upset.
"Oh my God Usagi how could you sign up for that show!" Rei yelled at her, her voice drawing the attention of the other booths and students. Makoto looked up and looked back at the booth that was eagerly giving her information.
"Gomen." She whispered bowing out quietly as her form made it towards the commotion. She knew that voice.
"What show!?" Usagi's frantic voice yelled, her fists balled up as she stared at the fuming priestess.
"Seduce this!" Mr. Omoto yelled holding up a poster and Usagi glanced back at him and all of the color drained from his face as she stared at the poster he held. "You are absolutely perfect for the role! If you win by seducing our celebrity guest first you get to join our staff and become a star!" He said and his voice drew the attention of other students and Usagi felt panic rise within her as people began to gather around.
"Give me that!" Minako cried desperately trying to grab the contract from Mr. Kimo. "You tricked Usagi!" She yelled and a blue haired figure popped her head into the aisle and then she quickly walked towards them.
"I have to what?!" Usagi cried and her fingers clutched onto Rei and Rei stared at the two men with anger as she let the blonde clutch to her. "I don't want to seduce anyone!" She cried and Minako gasped as she fell onto the table out of Mr. Kimo's reach.
"What is going on!" Ami yelled rushing to them and her and Makoto watched the scene before them.
"Tuskino, Usagi! The new star of Tokyo Station!" Mr. Omoto yelled and Usagi let out a wail and Rei gasped clutching onto the blonde. Clapping echoed throughout the gymnasium.
"Oh my God." Minako said with a smidge of fear as the two men smirked holding onto the contract.
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"Well Ami-chan?" Rei asked glancing eagerly at the packet of papers Ami held in her hands. It was a copy of Usagi's new "contract". Blue eyes looked up at them and Usagi let out a defeated squeal as she saw the hopelessness in them.
"It's air-tight... you've been really taken in Usagi-chan." She whispered sadly and Minako felt the air leave her lungs.
"We can't let Usagi go on that show!" Makoto said putting a hand over Usagi's and Usagi's shoulders slumped defeated. "She's only sixteen." Makoto whispered and Rei felt anger bubble within her.
"What a predicament... I'm outraged that the television industry is so sneaky." A male voice said above them as he gripped a piece of fabric between his fingers.
"I heard that if you lose on the show they put you on their hall of shame... that's broadcasted all over Tokyo! People who go on that board drop off of the face of the earth!" Rei mumbled and Usagi let out a painful wail as tears began to slip down her cheek. Motoki let out a worried breath and then slid into the booth next to her. Her wails were growing louder.
"Don't worry Usagi... we can fix this... we're all behind you." He tried to sooth and she clutched to his arm crying into his shirt and he looked at the girls for help.
"We will always protect you Usagi." Ami said softly reaching across the table towards her and Minako suddenly slammed her fist on the counter making Ami's nimble fingers jump in surprise.
"You won't lose Usagi." Minako's voice said and Usagi sniffed, blurrily glancing at the blonde across the table from her. "We'll help you win!" She cried happily, hope shining on her flawless face and Usagi sniffed back tears.
"But I don't want to seduce anyone!" She cried and Rei smirked.
"Not even a hot celebrity? Come on Usagi... it will be fun." She had forced the smile on her features. There was no way in the world she wanted the innocent, bubbly and sometimes incoherent Usagi throwing her innocence away for all of national television to see.
"Really?" Usagi's weak voice asked and it took all of Rei's energy to muster a meager nod.
"What is the prize for winning?" Motoki asked and Ami glanced at the papers.
"She becomes a regular on the show and one of the hottest new stars in Tokyo... face on billboards... admirers and to travel all over the continent." She mumbled unenthusiastically and Makoto blinked.
"Wow." She mumbled glancing at the blonde and Usagi's ears had perked up.
"Star?" She asked quietly and Rei shook her head, a sad smile falling on her lips.
"That settles it." Minako grinned and the girls all fell into companionable silence. Ami held the wretched document in her hands until finally she pushed it onto of the linoleum counter. Motoki let out a breath and stood tossing the rag across his shoulder glancing at them all and smiled. He was about to say his adieu when Usagi spoke up.
"How do I seduce a guy?" She asked quietly and Minako's mouth fell agape slightly as silence filled the booth. Motoki looked at the four girls and then Usagi. Ami blushed looking away and Rei glanced at Minako who gulped.
"Oh Lord." Motoki growled and walked away from the table and Rei shrugged and then reached over the table grabbing Usagi's hands.
"Don't worry Usagi. We'll figure it out." She smiled with a wink and Usagi gripped her hands. "Never give up right? We're scouts!" She asked and Usagi nodded numbly.
"Technically we're retired." Minako mumbled with a slight wink and Makoto grinned. "At least until the new baddie shows up..." She said with a shrug and Ami giggled.
"Sailor Moon isn't looking so bad of an option right now." Usagi mumbled and the four friends smiled at each other and then put their hands on top of Rei and Usagi's and their laughter once again filled the arcade.
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"You're kidding." A male voice said and Motoki wiped the counter's surface once more with a shake of his head. "That's ridiculous." His cold voice said as his deep blue eyes narrowed and Motoki glanced up at his best friend.
"I'm really worried about her. Usagi isn't cut out for things like that." He said and the tall college student before him looked at him like he had finally lost his mind.
"Of course not... I'm amazed she's cut out to breathe." Mamoru Chiba said critically and Motoki rolled his eyes trying to keep his anger in check. Ever since his two best friends had happened upon each other it was hate at first sight.
"I feel so bad for her." Motoki said miserably leaning on the counter and a sigh left Mamoru's lips.
"She was really taken in... A girl as innocent as Usagi should never be put in the likes of trash as that show." He mumbled and blue eyes blinked and then glanced over at him.
"Was that something nice I heard come out of your mouth towards Tuskino, Usagi?" He asked suspiciously and a small smirk curved on Mamoru's lips as he brought his coffee cup to them.
"I'm heartless... but not blind. They chose Usagi because they needed a loser and what is more pathetic then a stomach-stuffing, cry-baby who has no experience in love or seduction?" He asked and Motoki stared at him silently for a moment and Mamoru grinned. It was true... Usagi had been picked because of her personality and all of her faults.
"Sometimes I hate your cockiness." Motoki snapped and Mamoru let out a breath and looked at his friend with apologetic amusement.
"Come on Motoki..." He responded and Motoki growled.
"She's going to be embarrassed in front of all of Tokyo! I know you hate her but that much?" He asked and Mamoru let out a breath and shook his head.
"I don't hate her... she just annoys me... it's ok for me to not like everyone!" Mamoru sighed and Motoki shook his head, his arms crossing across his chest. "Besides what if she wins?" He asked and Motoki rolled his eyes.
"She becomes famous... travels all over Tokyo..." He grumbled and Mamoru's eyebrow rose.
"Becomes famous?" he asked and Motoki nodded looking at the counter, a small smudge soon becoming very interesting to him. "Travels Tokyo... you mean if Odango wins this contest she will be out of my hair?" He asked and Motoki looked up at him and put a hand on his hip.
"Does everything have to be about you?" He snapped and Mamoru ignored him.
"So we just have to teach her to seduce someone right?" He asked and Motoki's eyebrows rose.
"We?" He responded and Mamoru stood from his chair. He dropped a few bills on the counter and Motoki gasped, shock traveling through him.
"We. Look... I don't like her... But the only one I want embarrassing her is me... and if she wins I won't even do that cause she'll be out of my way forever." His cool voice responded, a smirk coming to his lips as he walked towards the girls booth. Motoki blinked and jumped over the counter, his form rushing after him.
"Maybe we can get a book." Minako tried and Usagi looked up and Ami rolled her eyes leaning her chin in her palm.
"They don't make books on how to seduce people." She spat and Rei huffed.
"How would you know?" She snapped defensively. Her anger was flaring. Their hour-long brainstorming session was going nowhere fast and her emotions were raw. Ami narrowed her eyes. Her emotions were almost snapped.
"Because I've read every book ever printed!" She yelled and Usagi put a hand to her forehead and Rei narrowed her eyes glaring at the blue haired genius sitting next to her who glared back.
"Let's not get eccentric... Ami... Rei... now is not the time to be losing it." Makoto tried and Ami looked away trying to calm down.
"Nerd." Rei snapped and Ami growled.
"Hasben." She hissed and Rei gasped and spun to stare at her with daggers.
"Why you!" She screeched ready to pounce.
"Hello Ladies." A male voice said above them and Rei gasped pausing her actions. "At it as always I see..." His voice caressed over their skin and Rei sat uneasily in her chair.
"What do you want Baka? We're having a real crisis and unless you want me to send you to the hospital... go away." A kurt voice said with venom and dark blue eyes stared into blue as he looked at her.
"We've come with a solution to your problem!" Motoki cried over Mamoru's shoulder and Usagi gasped looking at him with hope.
"You have?" Minako and Rei asked simultaneously and Motoki let out a breath and nodded.
"We're going to teach you how to fend off a man and seduce one." The cool voice that responded was not the one she was expecting. Slowly her crystal blue eyes turned to the perfect form of her arch nemeses and she felt a hard lump swallow down her throat.
"We?" She squeaked and Mamoru nodded leaning forward. She held her breath as his face came mere inches within her own.
"We Odango... you're going to need all the help you can get." He smirked standing back up and Usagi let out a growl and stood poking her finger at him. She was a good seven or so inches shorter then him.
"What does that mean!!" She screeched and Minako blinked at the two men.
"You're going to help us?" Makoto asked quietly and Motoki nodded as Usagi and Mamoru started yelling at each other. "Why Mamoru-san?" She asked confused watching the two bicker.
"He doesn't want to see her embarrassed by all of Tokyo... if someone gets to embarrass her he wants it to just be him." He mumbled with a shrug and the four girls looked at each other and Minako nodded, a smile coming to her lips.
"Perfect! Thank you!" She cried jumping to her feet and Usagi gasped.
"Nani?! No!" She cried and Mamoru smirked.
"My place tonight at six...we'll order Pizza and see how far we have to go." He mumbled glancing at the petite blonde before him and he bonked her nose. "After we are done with you...you'll win for sure Odango." He grinned and Usagi could only breath deeply. She wanted to rip his eyes out and make him eat them.
"I hate you!" She screamed and he grinned and bowed to her."Usagi-chan!" Rei yelled and Usagi pouted turning away from him, crossing her arms across her chest defiantly.
"See you later." Mamoru called over his shoulder as his perfect muscular frame vanished from the arcade and Usagi let out a whimper. The waterworks were coming again.
"This is awful!" She screamed and Motoki sighed and watched Makoto pull her into her arms.
"Mamoru is a great guy Usagi... one day you will realize it... once he starts acting like it." Motoki growled. "See you girls later." He sighed and walked back to his work and Ami nodded numbly.
"Yes, we will." She responded quietly as Usagi wailed on the strong senshi's shoulder, her cries echoing throughout the room.
"Maybe if she cries on stage she could ward him off..." Rei mumbled and Ami sighed with defeat.
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That is it for the first chapter. I'm re-tweaking the next one cause I find it cluttered and overbearing and not as tempting as I would like it to be so be patient. I also have some more fanfics in the wings so stay tuned! Thank you in advance for taking the time to review. .
Good Night and God Bless,
Marronett