Hey, guys! So I was just Looking through some of my old stuff when I found this little bit, written on paper, in script form and everything. See, one day I was watching the original, old-as-dirt Batman cartoons online, and dutifully laughing my head off at them. And then, I decided to write this. It contains a little "friendly Traffic Light bashing", but I made it for the lolz. I think I wrote it in like the eighth grade, so forgive the idiocy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Batman, or Robin. I did write these jokes, but wasn't the first to use them, I'm sure.
How Robin left Batman…
Robin: Holy catastrophe, Batman! This is serious!
Batman: Wait, what?
Robin: What, what?
Batman: I mean, why do did you just say that? You say stuff like that all the time. Is it your catchphrase or something?
Robin: I don't know. It just comes out like that.
Batman: Well it's weird, and it sounds kind of stupid. And by the way, what's up with your shorts?
Robin: What do you mean? What about them?
Batman: Well, they're really short. I mean, are they even shorts? Are you trying to show off your legs or something?
Robin: Well…
Batman: Dude! That is so wrong! Everyone knows that the hero gets the girl, not the sidekick!
Robin: What? I'm not your sidekick, I'm your partner, remember? You adopted me as your ward!
Batman: That's another thing. Even though you're the "Boy" Wonder, you're still way too old to be my ward. What are you now, like twenty? You've got to move out.
Robin: Well fine! ….But if I move out, how will we be the Dynamic Duo?
Batman: Well I guess there will be no Dynamic Duo, then!
Robin: But…the city needs a hero…
Batman: That's why I'll be the one and only hero, and you'll be a loner. Without my money, you'll have nothing!
Robin: You're WRONG! I will totally be successful without you! (Walks out of Batcave)
Batman: Ok then. (Jumps in Batmobile and drives away)
And so, dear readers, that's when Robin helped start the Teen Titans, and (sooner or later) Batman got a new Robin. But they couldn't have two Robin's running around so Dick Grayson became Nightwing, and a whole lot of stuff went down involving Death in the Family, The Battle for the Cowl, and the whole Crisis on Two Earths mess. I don't want to go shoving the whole thing in a nutshell so I'll just assume you all know it, as you very well should. This was short and stupid, but so was I, in the eighth grade. Now I've gained a few inches and got just a little bit smarter ^_^ Leave a review if you really want to, but like I said, I made it for the lolz.